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I was, by two months. I was in ICU for weeks. Well that's my thread, hope you enjoy it. Namaste.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 05:31 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:56 |
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We know we all know
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 05:32 |
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i was supposed to be born on july 7th but i came bright and early on june 23rd then i nearly died because of a collapsed lung and had to be in the hospital for like two weeks that's my story
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 05:33 |
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I was born late by 2 weeks. Which sucks cause if I hadn't been late by 2 weeks I'd be born on 9/11
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 05:33 |
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Al Borland posted:I was born late by 2 weeks. Great post/avatar combo, 10/10.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 05:34 |
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TheRamblingSoul posted:Great post/avatar combo, 10/10. wait till you see my snipe edit
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 05:35 |
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I was never born. Cut out of my mother two weeks late.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 06:08 |
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in the sense that i was born at all, yes
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 06:09 |
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I was two weeks late and so every year on the night before my birthday my mom calls and says "_____ YEARS AGO TODAY I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER COME." Starts the birthday out right, really.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 06:10 |
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A month premature, here. Had a literal hole in my heart but supposedly it closed up and now I just have a metaphorical hole there.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 06:15 |
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My dome was so big that I basically exploded out of my mom's vag like the koolaid man.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 06:17 |
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I was c-section. My mom wanted me to be born May 1st, but the doctor pushed the date back because the 1st was a Sunday and he was gonna go play golf. So now I'm the gal born 99 years and 9 days after Hitler. Thanks, doc.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 06:23 |
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Nope. Right on time.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 06:25 |
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shouldve been born in the 24th century
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 06:26 |
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you can totally tell preemies as adults just look kinda not finished
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 06:33 |
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I feel like I've shared this story way too many times, here, but my wife has a volleyball-sized fibroid tumor when she became pregnant with twins. So the doctors removed the twins about two months early. They weighed two and three pounds. One of them had one of those holes in their heart someone itt mentioned, but it closed up. After six weeks in NICU, they came home. That was 2.5 years ago, and they are totally fine now. Modern baby science, man, its come a long way in a short time. I remember not 30 years ago being like 5 pounds was a risky proposition
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 06:50 |
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congratulations but whos the father?
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 06:52 |
No I came out late. Fuckin' idiots in this thread hurrying into the outside world because you were too dumb to know how much life sucks.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 07:17 |
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I'm p sure I should have been born in the 50's because the 70's seems like it was rad as heck
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 07:22 |
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Pretty sure I came out a few weeks late, they had to grab me with a big clamp and pull me out.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 07:23 |
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ya two weeks OP but I haven't let it hold me back I'm one of those inspiring success stories you read about in the papers
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 07:23 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:I feel like I've shared this story way too many times, here, but my wife has a volleyball-sized fibroid tumor when she became pregnant with twins. God Bless doctors! I'm glad they are okay
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 07:23 |
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I was a week and a half late and I'm continuing the tradition by always being late for crappy stuff.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 07:23 |
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:ya two weeks OP but I haven't let it hold me back they told me I'd never get a job, never finish school but I persevered and now look at me - a successful middle manager at a mid sized local business!
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 07:28 |
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i wish i was never born at all
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 07:59 |
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womb poster checking in ama ~*~*a FETUS is a CHILD~*~*
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 08:11 |
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same. i still have an epic scar under my nipple from them needing to stick a tube through my chest.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 08:41 |
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I was born weeks late but was still only like 6lbs idk
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 09:31 |
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I was like a month premature or something but at normal birth weight so lol born fat.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 09:38 |
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I was born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the galaxy. Born just in time to vote this thread 1
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 10:18 |
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2 weeks overdue, op. i had mold on
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 11:35 |
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yes I was born prematurely we dont even have galactic civilizations or cybernetic implants or nanomachines within us
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 11:38 |
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I agree with the post above. I feel like I live way before my time. There are no sex robots in here yet.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 11:39 |
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holy smokes ur pretty young to maker a thread
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 12:23 |
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Right on time but still half-baked.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:05 |
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No, I wasn't. However, my twins were born at 35 weeks and luckily never had to do anything special other than a few hours on a billy blanket for jaundice.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:21 |
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Lmfao if you're born yet.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:28 |
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Born 2 weeks late I'm always late to everything
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 13:50 |
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TheRamblingSoul posted:I was, by two months. I was in ICU for weeks. Same except 1 week in ICU
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 14:09 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:56 |
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afeelgoodpoop posted:same. i still have an epic scar under my nipple from them needing to stick a tube through my chest.
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