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Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
I was, by two months. I was in ICU for weeks.

Well that's my thread, hope you enjoy it. Namaste.

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
We know we all know

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i was supposed to be born on july 7th but i came bright and early on june 23rd

then i nearly died because of a collapsed lung and had to be in the hospital for like two weeks

that's my story

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I was born late by 2 weeks.

Which sucks cause if I hadn't been late by 2 weeks I'd be born on 9/11

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Al Borland posted:

I was born late by 2 weeks.

Great post/avatar combo, 10/10.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

TheRamblingSoul posted:

Great post/avatar combo, 10/10.

wait till you see my snipe edit :sun:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I was never born. Cut out of my mother two weeks late.

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
in the sense that i was born at all, yes

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
I was two weeks late and so every year on the night before my birthday my mom calls and says "_____ YEARS AGO TODAY I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER COME."

Starts the birthday out right, really.

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
A month premature, here. Had a literal hole in my heart but supposedly it closed up and now I just have a metaphorical hole there.

Lolly Poopdeck
Oct 21, 2010

by zen death robot
My dome was so big that I basically exploded out of my mom's vag like the koolaid man.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I was c-section. My mom wanted me to be born May 1st, but the doctor pushed the date back because the 1st was a Sunday and he was gonna go play golf.
So now I'm the gal born 99 years and 9 days after Hitler. Thanks, doc.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Nope. Right on time.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
shouldve been born in the 24th century

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
you can totally tell

preemies as adults just look kinda not finished

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I feel like I've shared this story way too many times, here, but my wife has a volleyball-sized fibroid tumor when she became pregnant with twins.

So the doctors removed the twins about two months early. They weighed two and three pounds. One of them had one of those holes in their heart someone itt mentioned, but it closed up.

After six weeks in NICU, they came home. That was 2.5 years ago, and they are totally fine now.

Modern baby science, man, its come a long way in a short time. I remember not 30 years ago being like 5 pounds was a risky proposition

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
congratulations but whos the father?

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



No I came out late. Fuckin' idiots in this thread hurrying into the outside world because you were too dumb to know how much life sucks.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

I'm p sure I should have been born in the 50's because the 70's seems like it was rad as heck

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



Pretty sure I came out a few weeks late, they had to grab me with a big clamp and pull me out.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
ya two weeks OP but I haven't let it hold me back

I'm one of those inspiring success stories you read about in the papers

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Drunk Nerds posted:

I feel like I've shared this story way too many times, here, but my wife has a volleyball-sized fibroid tumor when she became pregnant with twins.

So the doctors removed the twins about two months early. They weighed two and three pounds. One of them had one of those holes in their heart someone itt mentioned, but it closed up.

After six weeks in NICU, they came home. That was 2.5 years ago, and they are totally fine now.

Modern baby science, man, its come a long way in a short time. I remember not 30 years ago being like 5 pounds was a risky proposition

God Bless doctors!

I'm glad they are okay

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
I was a week and a half late and I'm continuing the tradition by always being late for crappy stuff.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

ya two weeks OP but I haven't let it hold me back

I'm one of those inspiring success stories you read about in the papers

they told me I'd never get a job, never finish school

but I persevered and now look at me - a successful middle manager at a mid sized local business!

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i wish i was never born at all

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

womb poster checking in ama

~*~*a FETUS is a CHILD~*~*

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
same. i still have an epic scar under my nipple from them needing to stick a tube through my chest.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I was born weeks late but was still only like 6lbs idk

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
I was like a month premature or something but at normal birth weight so lol born fat.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

I was born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the galaxy. Born just in time to vote this thread 1

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
2 weeks overdue, op. i had mold on

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
yes I was born prematurely we dont even have galactic civilizations or cybernetic implants or nanomachines within us :(

angelklaine
Jun 10, 2015

Servant of Ruth and master of none.
I agree with the post above. I feel like I live way before my time.

There are no sex robots in here yet.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



holy smokes ur pretty young to maker a thread

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Right on time but still half-baked.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

No, I wasn't. However, my twins were born at 35 weeks and luckily never had to do anything special other than a few hours on a billy blanket for jaundice.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Lmfao if you're born yet.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Born 2 weeks late

I'm always late to everything

stump collector
May 28, 2007

TheRamblingSoul posted:

I was, by two months. I was in ICU for weeks.

Well that's my thread, hope you enjoy it. Namaste.

Same except 1 week in ICU

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

afeelgoodpoop posted:

same. i still have an epic scar under my nipple from them needing to stick a tube through my chest.
i have that too, and the skin feels worryingly thin. it makes me uncomfortable.

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