Dwarf Fortress Arena Challenge: Season 5 - The Road To The Murderbowl!

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Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

Return of Panty Thief has, erm, returned! All shall fear his larcenous wrath.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 01:14

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 12:09

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

my dad posted:

OK, Team 7, Contact me at
sa goon my dad at gee mail dot com

edit:

Jazz, make sure to leave enough time for people to get in contact, and plan out team stuff before starting the tournament.

OK, sent you an email, hopefully to the right address. Is it one word or separated by underscores?

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 21:03

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

Ramc posted:

My Dad, email sent. Afriscipio, nice to be working with you again! Mr. Vile? Well I'm sure you're nice too.

I'm at kirasect at gmail dot com.

I am moderately nice. Let's go get murdered! :black101:

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 23:45

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

goatface posted:

I blame the organising committee. Should have spent less time on choosing the seat colours and more on making sure the band actually knew the national anthems.

I'm pretty sure the Dwarven national anthem is just "WELCOME TO loving BOATMURDERED!" followed by smashing the piano with an axe.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2015 15:06

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

Panty Thief posted:

Dear Diary

Today I made pretzels!

code:

Return of Panty Thief_HELM bends Unthrottle the Axolotl_WORK's left upper arm with
 Return of Panty Thief_HELM's right lower arm and the left shoulder collapses!
Return of Panty Thief_HELM bends Unthrottle the Axolotl_WORK's left upper leg with
 Return of Panty Thief_HELM's left upper arm and the left hip collapses!
Return of Panty Thief_HELM bends Jameson the Unrulyl_WORK's left foot with
 Return of Panty Thief_HELM's right upper arm and the left ankle collapses!
Return of Panty Thief_HELM bends Jameson the Unrulyl_WORK's right lower arm with
 Return of Panty Thief_HELM's left lower arm and the right elbow collapses!

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 09:24

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

goatface posted:

Was the tigerman wearing a mail shirt, or has magic happened?

The gremlin would have been wearing the mail shirt, and then the tigerman grabbed it, the gremlin wriggled out and then promptly got beaten to death with his own shirt.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2015 01:17

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

Panty Thief posted:

Dear Diary

Today I beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker!

code:

Return of Panty Thief _PLUMP throws Molegrim_LASER by the second toe, left front foot with
 Return of Panty Thief _PLUMP's right upper arm!
Molegrim_LASER's left front leg skids along the ground, bruising the muscle!
Molegrim_LASER's right upper arm skids along the ground and
 the part is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
Molegrim_LASER slams into Turquoise Tonic_LASER!
Turquoise Tonic_LASER's right foot skids along the ground and the part splits in gore!
An artery has been opened by the attack!

Mr. Vile fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Oct 28, 2015

# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 18:14

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

Spermy Smurf posted:

My favorite part is that the yeti was on the ground while throwing. I imagine it like me laying in bed throwing random poo poo at my alarm clock.

Just lazily grabbing something and chucking it while relaxing.

By the toe. That's my favourite part of the whole thing.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 01:46

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

Ramc posted:

It is more like the idea of fan art than actual fan art.

It is pretty bad is what I am saying.

Ramc, please. He had a family.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 01:43

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

I'm inclined to agree, it's been fun and all but it just decreases the odds of underdog teams winning, which is half the fun of these tournies.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 20:27

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

Spermy Smurf posted:

More dwarves should go into marriage trances.

Marital trance :colbert:

# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 21:02

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

Panty Thief posted:

Dear Diary,

Today I had a delightful nap!

# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 02:08

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

Ramc posted:

Happy New Year DF Arena Thread. From the last round:

I love this thread.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2016 13:57

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

My favourite bit is this:

code:

Panty Theif_HELM grabs Min/Maxotaur_COW by the third toe, right foot with his right lower arm!
Panty Theif_HELM throws Min/Maxotaur_COW by the third toe, right foot with Panty Theif_HELM's right lower arm!
James Largesausage_HELM stabs Min/Maxotaur_COW in the head with his iron halberd,
 tearing the muscle and fracturing the skull through the large copper helm!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
Josie the Bludgeonatrix_HELM punches Min/Maxotaur_COW in the left lower leg with her left hand,
 but the attack is deflected by Min/Maxotaur_COW's large copper high boot!
Dory_HELM punches Min/Maxotaur_COW in the tongue with her right hand and the left cheek explodes into gore!
Panty Theif_HELM kicks Min/Maxotaur_COW in the head with his right foot, but the attack glances away!
James Largesausage_HELM bites Min/Maxotaur_COW in the right lower arm,
 but the attack is deflected by Min/Maxotaur_COW's large copper right gauntlet!
Min/Maxotaur_COW slams into an obstacle!

Panty Thief posted:

Dear Diary,

Today me and my friends learned to juggle!

# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 15:29

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

Ramc posted:

Josie respects her fellow hammerelves. She will do her best to destroy you, but it will be a respectful destroying.

Panty Thief makes no such promises.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 14:44

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

Spermy Smurf posted:

No one is talking about how Panty Thief stripped another gladiator naked against his will.

Tumblr is going to yell at us if they find out.

Well it's not like you weren't warned.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 03:19

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

So I posted that, and then

quote:
Return of Panty Thief (Plump Helmets) grabs SRIRACHA FARTSTORM RETURNS (Worse Munki) by the small cow leather leggings with his left hand!
Return of Panty Thief (Plump Helmets) strikes SRIRACHA FARTSTORM RETURNS (Worse Munki) in the left upper arm with his small cow leather leggings, bruising the muscle!
Return of Panty Thief (Plump Helmets) strikes SRIRACHA FARTSTORM RETURNS (Worse Munki) in the right lower arm with his small cow leather leggings, bruising the muscle!
Return of Panty Thief (Plump Helmets) strikes SRIRACHA FARTSTORM RETURNS (Worse Munki) in the right hand with his small cow leather leggings, bruising the fat!

Return of Panty Thief (Plump Helmets) strikes Werewolf 1 in the head with his small cow leather leggings, bruising the muscle through the large silver helm!

God that thing frightens me.

Panty Thief posted:

Dear Diary,

Today I showed my friends Lightly Whipped how to deliver a proper whipping!

(What, you can't cause bruises through a solid metal helmet with a pair of leather trousers? It's easy, doesn't even take any misc object skill.)

# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 08:25

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

Ramc posted:

There is a very real possibility when you step in the ring with Panty Thief that he will steal your armor and beat you with it until you have brain damage.

That is in fact the reason behind his name. I noticed during testing that wrestling yetis have a habit of stealing bits of armour from their opponents, and then due to being huge and their opponent now being unarmoured they have a pretty decent shot at beating them to death with their own trousers.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 19:31

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

my dad posted:

There's something magical about Panty Thief murdering people with their own gear.

There really is. It is a thing of glory.

# ¿ May 30, 2016 16:35

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

Do we still get the drip feed points at the end of this round, seeing as we also get the points for reaching the elimination?

# ¿ May 31, 2016 04:50

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

This round should be fun!

# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 20:19

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

drat. Well, we had a good run.

Mr. Vile fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Jun 13, 2016

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 17:56

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

Jazzimus Prime posted:

You can still win the bronze against Hell's Dentists.

Oh, neat. Guess I'd better remove that then.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 20:55

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 12:09

Mr. Vile: Nov 25, 2009; And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

No kills for Panty, but he mangled a werewolf and a dwarf pretty good. And...somehow did this:

quote:

Yeti 2 throws Dwarf 4 by the upper left back teeth with Yeti 2's left lower leg!

# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 20:14

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