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SRIRACHA FARTSTORM RETURNS! He's got a brand new ball-peen hammer and entire season's supply of Blazin' Rooster Extra-Hot Sriracha Pork Rinds and he is going to own this tournament.
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Mr. Vile posted:Return of Panty Thief has, erm, returned! All shall fear his larcenous wrath. He wouldn't be as frightening if his jewel-burgling and bank-robbing exploits weren't all committed while he was wearing nothing but a pair of panties. That's just tasteless.
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Oct 15, 2015 01:20
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Jesus christ  That hammer definitely isn't much good for penetrating helmets on downed fighters, but it's certainly good for putting people on the ground. Wonder if it'll take more skill or just a heavier hammer to bridge that gap.
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Oct 27, 2015 15:21
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Tunicate posted:Nice to see archers actually shooting things without dying. Done! I'm still wary of the Fartstorm, even though he kicked rear end one match.
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Nov 19, 2015 20:09
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That is wonderful 
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Nov 23, 2015 06:21
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quote:SRIRACHA FARTSTORM RETURNS (Worse Munki) bashes Grimmik (Lightly Whipped) in the upper body with his silver war hammer, bruising the muscle and shattering the right true ribs! Oh, Sriracha. You're the best. I'm surprised he was able to take so many hits from a silver whip, wielded by a strangler, while mostly unarmored, and never got more than bruised. Lashing really does seem kinda lovely this time around.
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Nov 23, 2015 18:36
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Hihohe posted:Welcome to the skull smash Dimension! Im your host, Turqouise Tonic! We'll just have to see how he fares against the FARTSTORM when the two meet. Though, I'm more worried about our upcoming match; it looks like my favorite elf is going up against the Subterranean Animists. 
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Dec 7, 2015 05:59
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I lost everything when I bet against the FARTSTORM. Looking at the match bets now though,
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Dec 12, 2015 11:43
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From the looks of the log, Sriracha wasn't laid out flat by a hammer blow; while he was throwing up, he kicked Jimbo Akimbo in the shin. Then, Jimbo kicked him in the FACE and he was knocked unconscious.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:15
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Segway Rave posted:The hard thing about being the best is I'm just dreading the day I change the tiniest thing about my fighter and irrevocably ruin whatever magic is keeping him going. I sympathize; actually testing the FARTSTORM's efficacy with different skill/equipment adjustments is too  so I'm just taking guesses at what it is that makes him a good fighter. Other than the diet of pork rinds.
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Jan 24, 2016 00:26
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Jesus christ Snarls knows how to handle a shield. 
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Feb 16, 2016 20:00
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Looking forward to our team's fight against the Plump Helmets. From what I've seen of the FARTSTORM his successes have come out of quickly incapacitating opponents by shattering their arms, but almost everyone on the Plump Helmets is wearing armored gauntlets. Also, they have Panty Thief.
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Feb 25, 2016 12:50
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:Looking forward to our team's fight against the Plump Helmets. From what I've seen of the FARTSTORM his successes have come out of quickly incapacitating opponents by shattering their arms, but almost everyone on the Plump Helmets is wearing armored gauntlets. Also, they have Panty Thief. So I posted that, and then quote:Return of Panty Thief (Plump Helmets) grabs SRIRACHA FARTSTORM RETURNS (Worse Munki) by the small cow leather leggings with his left hand! God that thing frightens me.
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Feb 29, 2016 20:25
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Uma Thurman's had her Hanzo steel from the very beginning. Cost 900 points, where humans start with 1200, leaving like basically no points for training to actually use the thing. True to her name, she's not an elite assassin, just a lady who pretends to be skilled with a hilariously expensive weapon. I recall that a long time ago in an earlier tournament, there was a Gerard Butler with full Spartan regalia including a bronze shield. He met a messy end. Real Spartans used wooden shields with a thin covering of bronze, anyway 
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Mar 4, 2016 16:39
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The FARTSTORM has no need for updates at his time. Sure, there's the little matter of his leather pants being slashed to ribbons during his last fight but details. Besides, they breathe better this way.
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Mar 12, 2016 00:07
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Everyone on my team bet on Suck & gently caress and came out ahead. I'm okay with this.
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Mar 31, 2016 13:47
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I really need to get around to buying the FARTSTORM a heavier hammer or something 
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Apr 7, 2016 13:43
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I should just stop betting on my team already
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Apr 25, 2016 13:18
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SRIRACHA FARTSTORM RETURNS of Worse Munki is ready to rumble. He's looking even more out of shape lately, too.
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