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Sorry about that. The thing to know about this match is that everyone had full armor, so the minotaur with the spears was the only one able to land a tangible hit. Match highlights -  The minotaurs both charge into the enemy team.  Cheap Chopper disarms Hoofvs and removes any hope the Kool-Aid Men had.  Strength++ uses their superior size to keep their enemies off balance.  Now I thought pikes could only de-limb small creatures. A pike has the quantum ability of being narrow enough to punch effortlessly through armor while being wide enough to sever limbs.  Big Guy gets in a decent blow. Hoofvs has already been disarmed and racked up a bunch of disabling joint injuries, so from this point on it's a race to murder town. 
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Galick posted:where's my blood, I wanna watch my minotaur flail ineffectually after dropping his hammer again Once again, locked.
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 Round 7, Fight 1  The Kool-Aid Men is on the left side of the arena. Hoofvs McKenzie (Galick) is a male minotaur. He wields a platinum maul and a wooden shield and wears an iron helm, an iron mail shirt, an iron breast plate, iron greaves, iron gauntlets, and iron high boots. Brutalist Architect (Ramc) is a male dwarf. He wields an iron battleaxe and a steel battleaxe and wears an iron helm, an iron mail shirt, an iron breast plate, iron greaves, iron gauntlets, and iron low boots. Dig Dug (Bad Munki) is a male molemarian. He wields a copper pick and wears an iron helm, an iron mail shirt, an iron breast plate, iron greaves, iron gauntlets, and iron low boots. Strength++ is on the right side of the arena. Big Guy (Tiler Kiwi) is a male yeti. He wields a bronze two-handed sword and wears an iron helm, a bronze mail shirt, an iron breast plate, bronze greaves, bronze gauntlets, and bronze low boots. Cheap and Chippy Chopper (Added Space) is a male dwarf. He wields two iron battleaxes and wears an iron helm, three iron mail shirts, an iron breast plate, iron greaves, iron gauntlets, and iron high boots. Landsknechtaur (my dad) is a male minotaur. He wields a copper spear and a copper pike and wears a steel cap, a steel mail shirt, steel gauntlets, and steel high boots.  Strength++ is a 3.92 to 1 betting favorite in this match with 23641.00 dwarfbucks in total bets placed on them, compared to 6032.00 dwarfbucks for The Kool-Aid Men. Doesn't look like either side has made any changes, so we're playing another game of minotaur tag. Let's see how it goes!  Cheap Chopper enters the first martial trance of the tournament before combat even starts!  Landsknechtaur is not wasting time and quickly paralyzes Dig Dug.  And there goes the maul once again, taken out of Hoofvs' hand in two shots.  Big Guy can't tell dwarves apart and smacks into Cheap Chopper. Racist.  And another hand lost. You're not in a time warp, folks.  Cheap Chopper completely dominates Brutalist Architect who can't land a hit on him.  How does that spear taste, moleman? At this point there's nothing left but the stacatto hammering on armor and seeing if anyone can get a kill in before Landsknechtaur finishes everyone.  And the answer is no. Only Big Guy has a few scratches. Strength++ has won the tournament! The Kool-Aid Men secure second place!Kills: Landsknechtaur – 3 Combat Log  Congratulations to bet leader grobbendonk and all 8 betters with a net positive of dwarfbucks. 
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Some statistics, not including the last fight since it was a repeat:code:Added Space fucked around with this message at 08:29 on Jun 28, 2017 |
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Jun 28, 2017 07:21
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It's a narrow loss. Lashes had a kill to appearance ratio of .29, compared to .30 for being unarmed and .33 for daggers.
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Jun 28, 2017 07:46
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quote:Added Space, you are managing Cheap and Chippy Chopper, a retired male Dwarf fighter. I already had that fighter named and mentally filed as an axedwarf. Anyone get the reference by chance?
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I don't know how, but pikes being able to simultaneously pierce armor and take off limbs needs to be fixed. It's completely absurd.
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Jun 30, 2017 15:37
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Been busy volunteering this summer. May get around to helping next week.
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Aug 6, 2017 00:02
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Ok I'm ready for the full tourna- oh you're still on this one. Commish me again and I'll power through some during the week.
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Ok, 4-3 with REDACTED as the hero, this should get me in good. Halfway through writing the post but I'm called away by local politics, will probably finish tomorrow. Added Space fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Oct 6, 2017 |
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Oct 6, 2017 23:45
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Technical difficulties.
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Spermy Smurf posted:Oh thank God its back. Those old commissioners suck so hard Hangin' is too good for 'em.
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Did someone turn off armor? 
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Lady Teacup posted:Stabmaster loses hold of a bronze pike in the combat logs. As for Mr Pokey, I'm just going by Galick's description in the writeup. Yes, he had a pike.
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