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i shoot ropes so hard and sturdy that office coworkers help one another cross them as part of teambuilding exercises promoting synergy
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social vegan posted:i shoot ropes so hard and sturdy that office coworkers help one another cross them as part of teambuilding exercises promoting synergy I feel like you're trying to intentionally mislead people with this post.
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Oct 13, 2015 12:06
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every time i shoot ropes it looks like a dlc pack for the incredible machine
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Oct 13, 2015 12:06
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i basically got vishnu over here doing cat's cradle
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Oct 13, 2015 12:07
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People asking if a tumbleweed melted
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Oct 13, 2015 12:10
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it looks like my d tried to eat 10 warheads at the same time
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Oct 13, 2015 12:10
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i usually cum into a sock when i jerk it
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Oct 13, 2015 12:12
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ehhhhhhnnnnnn posted:i usually cum into a sock when i jerk it I have a job making the tubes of polenta u can buy at the grocery store by doing this
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Oct 13, 2015 12:13
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social vegan posted:I have a job making the tubes of polenta u can buy at the grocery store by doing this what
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Oct 13, 2015 12:15
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not sure what you are getting at op but I do kno i ball p hard
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Oct 13, 2015 12:18
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if there are breadcrumbs near by it looks like some kind of app at chili's
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Oct 13, 2015 12:19
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spiderman could learn a thing or two from me
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Oct 13, 2015 12:20
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it looks like u spent days playing skeeball at dave and busters and spent it all on sticky hands
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Oct 13, 2015 12:21
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when u first watch u think it's a macro video of someone strumming guitar strings but then the camera pans out
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Oct 13, 2015 12:30
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I've got Elon Musk hitting me up for materials to build a space elevator. They tried to install my ropes as the bars to a prison in Feltham and now the whole universe is in jail. A scientist once caught a glimpse and that was when string theory was born
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Oct 13, 2015 12:43
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Poast ITT if you're having a nervous breakdown
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Oct 13, 2015 12:56
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I don't know what my cum looks like since it's usualy shootin down a hot broad's throat
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Oct 13, 2015 12:58
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it looks like the unsolvable brain teaser god keeps on his coffee table
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Oct 13, 2015 13:34
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ThePriceIsRight posted:I don't know what my cum looks like since it's usualy shootin down a hot broad's throat Same, but it's usually a coma patient's rear end. (perks of working at a hospice)
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Oct 13, 2015 13:37
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I shoot ropes so hard I protect the homeland.
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Oct 13, 2015 13:45
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turning archipelagos into funnel cakes
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Oct 13, 2015 13:45
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just hanging out drinking some sunnny D shooting ropes w/ m bestie
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Oct 13, 2015 13:47
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my john thomas doubles as a fire extinguisher
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Oct 13, 2015 14:10
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like a frogs tongue hitting a fly 50 feet away
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Oct 13, 2015 14:17
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like a zipline over the rainforest canopy
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Oct 13, 2015 14:18
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like cyclops when he takes his sunglasses off
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Oct 13, 2015 14:19
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dogcrash truther posted:like cyclops when he takes his sunglasses off lol
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Oct 13, 2015 14:24
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Oct 13, 2015 14:26
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mine are like a retarded kid playing bsstekball in that they dribble spastically
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Oct 13, 2015 14:31
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i'm on antidepressants so no very hard
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Oct 13, 2015 14:35
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this is the best thread i have ever read in my life
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Oct 13, 2015 14:43
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I cum dust.
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Oct 13, 2015 14:46
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:this is the best thread i have ever read in my life Enough to finally hold ur fat mass off the ground long enough so u can finally end it all
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Oct 13, 2015 14:48
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Shootin dem ropes
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Oct 13, 2015 14:49
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Lets just say that my neighbors regularly call the cops because of the sonic booms coming from my bedroom.
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Oct 13, 2015 14:49
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its like a baby had a cold and blew its nose into a tissue
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Oct 13, 2015 14:55
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and endless looped gif of the playdoh barber set
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Oct 13, 2015 15:11
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I don't shoot ropes, I chop them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uJues8TAbk
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Oct 13, 2015 15:13
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i shoot ropes so hard obama's gunna confiscate my d
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Oct 13, 2015 15:38
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shoot ropes so hard my d is the next upgrade for link's hookshot
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