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social vegan posted:i basically got vishnu over here doing cat's cradle lmao
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Oct 15, 2015 03:50
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nazca lines
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Oct 15, 2015 03:50
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the scene from martyrs where they pop the metal cap off the woman and it looks like her head made of grilled cheese
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Oct 15, 2015 03:52
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the stars when the millenium falcon jumps to hyperspace
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Oct 15, 2015 03:58
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Nefarious posted:the stars when the millenium falcon jumps to hyperspace lol
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Oct 15, 2015 04:04
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like someone tried to smother an electrical fire with the gutter bumpers at bowling
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Oct 15, 2015 04:06
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When they made the world's largest cinnamon bun in Holland, MI, they called me in for the finishing touch
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Oct 15, 2015 04:46
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Im not saying it was the best way to deal with old yeller just that it was the easiest
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Oct 15, 2015 06:24
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"That's no moon!" ~ Talking about my ropes.
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Oct 15, 2015 06:50
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the explosions scenes in V for Vendetta
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Oct 15, 2015 07:27
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liquid confetti spraying forth in to the sky. my member trembles and gurgles. a multi coloured nut
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Oct 15, 2015 08:11
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white gold, groinal tea. power and aerodynamics - you are my baby bird, my ropes are filling you tum tum
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Oct 15, 2015 08:12
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the ground shakes and it sounds like god's plunging his toilet, a flash, an explosion, a brilliant torrent (and yes, I'm seeding)
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Oct 15, 2015 12:26
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chemistry teacher trying to impress the class on the first day
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Oct 15, 2015 12:35
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Oct 15, 2015 12:49
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social vegan posted:a brilliant torrent (and yes, I'm seeding) 
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Oct 15, 2015 13:22
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vocal howls, a fleshy drum beat. a pitter patter of dna on your forehead, cheeks and chin. an eruption of distilled passion. foam, stinky. liquid male; a delivery, for you.
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Oct 15, 2015 13:29
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just ask that "singing in the rain" dance scene guy
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Oct 15, 2015 13:32
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toggle posted:vocal howls, a fleshy drum beat. a pitter patter of dna on your forehead, cheeks and chin. an eruption of distilled passion. foam, stinky. liquid male; a delivery, for you. 
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Oct 15, 2015 13:42
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let's put it this way - the screens of many a ms pacman arcade machine have been broken
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Oct 15, 2015 15:33
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warm thick body honey, sloshing out of my turgid member. transcending space and time with a hip shudder and a sneaky glazed glance. my breathing is heavy. an aroma of scotal tar now fills the cubicle
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Oct 16, 2015 00:32
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Buy a box of toaster strudels pull out the whole sleeve of icing packs cut the smallest hole you can then jump on them
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Oct 16, 2015 00:35
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shoulder muscles pulse, the thwacking intensifies. a rolled back head looks to the ceiling. plasterboard. the cottage cheese spills elegantly onto the comforter. peace at last. you never stirred during my daring voyage of pleasure. the cheap hotel furniture silently judges my shame while a muted columbo rerun plays on the tv behind me..
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Oct 16, 2015 00:41
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Terry the mattress kisser got his groove back
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Oct 16, 2015 00:44
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Like the dark knight rises. All over very surprised and upset theater goers
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Oct 16, 2015 00:47
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a vicious crack followed by wide eyed amazement. sustenance. my dowsing rod has made it rain again
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Oct 16, 2015 00:49
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bunker buster
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Oct 16, 2015 00:56
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400f/s
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Oct 16, 2015 02:32
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my penile taffy was thick, moist and pungent that day. my moans increased in pitch with every squirt after every bump i felt through the seat. it was the best bus ride of my life
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Oct 16, 2015 12:59
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a trampoline skinned w uncooked pizza dough
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Oct 16, 2015 13:22
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I'm posting from a government lab they found out about me and abducted me they're saying I'm the secret to building a space elevator.
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Oct 16, 2015 13:55
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I shoot for accuracy, not velocity. 
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Oct 16, 2015 13:58
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social vegan posted:a trampoline skinned w uncooked pizza dough This is just confusing.
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Oct 16, 2015 14:46
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watching waterworld on a tv with a white balance problem
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Oct 16, 2015 14:51
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Like a bead blaster where the hopper is filed with marshmallow fluff.
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Oct 16, 2015 15:38
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Scene at the end of Ghostbusters was filmed live in my apartment.
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Oct 16, 2015 15:42
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This is the best thread I've read in years.
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my friends call me Guy (short for Guy Wire)
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