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i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot
Woke up in a half daze, felt some rear end sweat in my underwear so I reach back and felt between my crack and smelled my hand, and it smelled like straight poo poo.

Took my briefs off and there is a big brown gooey wet poo poo stain. Smells horrid.

Went to the bathroom and had a small amount of watery diarrhea i that got all over my buttcheeks from spraying so it took like 10 minutes just to wipe my rear end clean.

Flushed the toilet and it clogged. I unclogged it and went back to bed. I was woken up again by my room smelling like poo poo because I forgot to dispose of my poo poo underwear.

I am only 20 years old. Why is this happening to me :(

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
why did your watery diarrhea clog the toilet that doesn't make any sense dude

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

Frog Act posted:

why did your watery diarrhea clog the toilet that doesn't make any sense dude

I used a lot of toilet paper from wiping

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
GL on finding that girlfriend sport.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
First time getting drunk?

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

Mad Monk posted:

First time getting drunk?

I wasn't intoxicated

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot
Just had some cereal and a glass of milk. Got halfway through and now I feel sick to my stomach

Lolly Poopdeck
Oct 21, 2010

by zen death robot

i was reloading posted:

I am only 20 years old.

i was reloading posted:

I wasn't intoxicated

lol, you are a worthless sack of dog poo poo.

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

Lolly Poopdeck posted:

lol, you are a worthless sack of dog poo poo.

No I'm a worthless sack of human diarrhea:(

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

encore

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
try being the pitcher for a few weeks and see if that helps

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm sorry to hear that, op. you might want to try eating more fiber and avoid eating right before bed. good luck!

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
Son, you got food poisoning or some poo poo.

Why didn't got take a loving shower, though?

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

Mozi posted:

i'm sorry to hear that, op. you might want to try eating more fiber and avoid eating right before bed. good luck!

Thank you

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

Crazyeyes posted:

Son, you got food poisoning or some poo poo.

Why didn't got take a loving shower, though?

I'm about to 😞

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Sorry to hear about your troubles, friend. Pants making GBS threads is serious business, but if you start wearing adult diapers and drenching yourself in cologne you should be able to live a full and complete life despite your tendency to poo poo yourself.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
use baby wipes not toilet paper

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
review what you ate (look for olestra and stuff like that)and any medications, a surprising amount of stuff can cause anal leakage. Also not to be mean but also how much you ate.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
welcome to the club, sherlock

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
thats a hosed up poo poouation OP!


Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Welcome to your 20's. When you hit 30 it's pure blood.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
wait until you pee rocks

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
i love a good shanting thread


thanks ~Salmiakki~

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Nooner posted:

thats a hosed up poo poouation OP!

:vince:

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

this is a good thread

FOR OP TO POOP IN HAHAHA

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



encorn?

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

ChairmanMeow posted:

review what you ate (look for olestra and stuff like that)and any medications, a surprising amount of stuff can cause anal leakage. Also not to be mean but also how much you ate.

Me and my friend got stoned and ate a whole bag of great value kettle-cooked BBQ chips the night before last.. Think that would cause this?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
One time my grandpa took a dump in the woods and wiped his rear end with poison ivy. He said it itched down there for over a week.

Also my scumbag cousin one time bent over to put his rear end on the toilet but the poo poo came too fast and he accidentally rear end-blasted all over the wall the toilet was in front of. He was forced to clean it all up and the stench didn't go away for a long time :shrek:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op are you having an encore performance tonight?

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

i was reloading posted:

I am only 20 years old. Why is this happening to me :(
Because goons are born not made.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

The Taint Reaper posted:

use baby wipes not toilet paper

Oh now all of a sudden you care about taints?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Spends 10 minutes wiping his rear end instead of taking a 3 minute shower. What a worthless pile of wet poo poo.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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dad gay. so what posted:

welcome to the club, sherlock
_____________________/

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

a dog from hell posted:

GL on finding that girlfriend sport.

he already posted about her

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3746575

e: apparently also mentioned making GBS threads heself

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

ElectricSheep posted:

he already posted about her

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3746575

e: apparently also mentioned making GBS threads heself

Better get on it before she offs herself

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

i was reloading posted:

Woke up in a half daze, felt some rear end sweat in my underwear so I reach back and felt between my crack and smelled my hand, and it smelled like straight poo poo.

Took my briefs off and there is a big brown gooey wet poo poo stain. Smells horrid.

Went to the bathroom and had a small amount of watery diarrhea i that got all over my buttcheeks from spraying so it took like 10 minutes just to wipe my rear end clean.

Flushed the toilet and it clogged. I unclogged it and went back to bed. I was woken up again by my room smelling like poo poo because I forgot to dispose of my poo poo underwear.

I am only 20 years old. Why is this happening to me :(

LOL stupid baby. One time I got so drunk I puked into the toilet so hard I poo poo my pants. Rolled right into the shower and took care of it because I'm a real man. Anyhow the family called the police on me and I ended up going to jail but they didn't read me my maranda rights so it's like how can I even be in jail right now?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
smooth move, ex-lax

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
The other night I woke up to a rowdy trout in my pajamas. Thankfully my wife cleaned it up one of the advantages to marriage

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
pix please

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