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Woke up in a half daze, felt some rear end sweat in my underwear so I reach back and felt between my crack and smelled my hand, and it smelled like straight poo poo. Took my briefs off and there is a big brown gooey wet poo poo stain. Smells horrid. Went to the bathroom and had a small amount of watery diarrhea i that got all over my buttcheeks from spraying so it took like 10 minutes just to wipe my rear end clean. Flushed the toilet and it clogged. I unclogged it and went back to bed. I was woken up again by my room smelling like poo poo because I forgot to dispose of my poo poo underwear. I am only 20 years old. Why is this happening to me
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 15:56 |
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why did your watery diarrhea clog the toilet that doesn't make any sense dude
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 15:57 |
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Frog Act posted:why did your watery diarrhea clog the toilet that doesn't make any sense dude I used a lot of toilet paper from wiping
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 15:59 |
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GL on finding that girlfriend sport.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 16:02 |
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First time getting drunk?
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 16:03 |
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Mad Monk posted:First time getting drunk? I wasn't intoxicated
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 16:09 |
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Just had some cereal and a glass of milk. Got halfway through and now I feel sick to my stomach
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 16:12 |
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i was reloading posted:I am only 20 years old. i was reloading posted:I wasn't intoxicated lol, you are a worthless sack of dog poo poo.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 16:12 |
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Lolly Poopdeck posted:lol, you are a worthless sack of dog poo poo. No I'm a worthless sack of human diarrhea:(
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 16:14 |
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encore
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 16:17 |
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try being the pitcher for a few weeks and see if that helps
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 16:21 |
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i'm sorry to hear that, op. you might want to try eating more fiber and avoid eating right before bed. good luck!
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 16:23 |
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Son, you got food poisoning or some poo poo. Why didn't got take a loving shower, though?
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 16:23 |
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Mozi posted:i'm sorry to hear that, op. you might want to try eating more fiber and avoid eating right before bed. good luck! Thank you
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 16:37 |
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Crazyeyes posted:Son, you got food poisoning or some poo poo. I'm about to 😞
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 16:38 |
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Sorry to hear about your troubles, friend. Pants making GBS threads is serious business, but if you start wearing adult diapers and drenching yourself in cologne you should be able to live a full and complete life despite your tendency to poo poo yourself.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 16:43 |
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use baby wipes not toilet paper
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 16:43 |
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review what you ate (look for olestra and stuff like that)and any medications, a surprising amount of stuff can cause anal leakage. Also not to be mean but also how much you ate.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 16:46 |
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welcome to the club, sherlock
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 17:16 |
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thats a hosed up poo poouation OP!
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 17:26 |
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Welcome to your 20's. When you hit 30 it's pure blood.
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 17:28 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:encore
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 17:29 |
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wait until you pee rocks
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 17:29 |
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i love a good shanting thread
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 17:33 |
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Nooner posted:thats a hosed up poo poouation OP!
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 17:35 |
this is a good thread FOR OP TO POOP IN HAHAHA
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 17:39 |
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encorn?
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 17:39 |
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ChairmanMeow posted:review what you ate (look for olestra and stuff like that)and any medications, a surprising amount of stuff can cause anal leakage. Also not to be mean but also how much you ate. Me and my friend got stoned and ate a whole bag of great value kettle-cooked BBQ chips the night before last.. Think that would cause this?
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 17:51 |
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One time my grandpa took a dump in the woods and wiped his rear end with poison ivy. He said it itched down there for over a week. Also my scumbag cousin one time bent over to put his rear end on the toilet but the poo poo came too fast and he accidentally rear end-blasted all over the wall the toilet was in front of. He was forced to clean it all up and the stench didn't go away for a long time
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# ? Oct 13, 2015 18:04 |
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op are you having an encore performance tonight?
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 02:50 |
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i was reloading posted:I am only 20 years old. Why is this happening to me
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 02:54 |
The Taint Reaper posted:use baby wipes not toilet paper Oh now all of a sudden you care about taints?
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 02:59 |
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Spends 10 minutes wiping his rear end instead of taking a 3 minute shower. What a worthless pile of wet poo poo.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 03:02 |
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dad gay. so what posted:welcome to the club, sherlock
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 03:05 |
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a dog from hell posted:GL on finding that girlfriend sport. he already posted about her http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3746575 e: apparently also mentioned making GBS threads heself
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 03:06 |
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ElectricSheep posted:he already posted about her Better get on it before she offs herself
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 03:13 |
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i was reloading posted:Woke up in a half daze, felt some rear end sweat in my underwear so I reach back and felt between my crack and smelled my hand, and it smelled like straight poo poo. LOL stupid baby. One time I got so drunk I puked into the toilet so hard I poo poo my pants. Rolled right into the shower and took care of it because I'm a real man. Anyhow the family called the police on me and I ended up going to jail but they didn't read me my maranda rights so it's like how can I even be in jail right now?
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 03:15 |
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smooth move, ex-lax
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 03:29 |
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The other night I woke up to a rowdy trout in my pajamas. Thankfully my wife cleaned it up one of the advantages to marriage
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 03:33 |
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pix please
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