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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I shit my pants overnight
 
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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

i was reloading posted:

Woke up in a half daze, felt some rear end sweat in my underwear so I reach back and felt between my crack and smelled my hand, and it smelled like straight poo poo.

Took my briefs off and there is a big brown gooey wet poo poo stain. Smells horrid.

Went to the bathroom and had a small amount of watery diarrhea i that got all over my buttcheeks from spraying so it took like 10 minutes just to wipe my rear end clean.

Flushed the toilet and it clogged. I unclogged it and went back to bed. I was woken up again by my room smelling like poo poo because I forgot to dispose of my poo poo underwear.

I am only 20 years old. Why is this happening to me :(

LOL stupid baby. One time I got so drunk I puked into the toilet so hard I poo poo my pants. Rolled right into the shower and took care of it because I'm a real man. Anyhow the family called the police on me and I ended up going to jail but they didn't read me my maranda rights so it's like how can I even be in jail right now?

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