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Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
What if...
...Obama minited a trillion dollar platinum coin?
...The House of Representatives voted to expel the freedom caucus in order to avoid a default?
...A member of the Supreme Court retires and Obama nominates himself to fill the role?

Crazy stuff happens in politics, and sometimes there are ideas that seem pretty implausible, but they're still really fun to think about. The crazy thing though, is a few years ago we could laugh about questions like "What if Eric Cantor loses in the Primary to a Tea Party candidate" or "What would happen if we defaulted on the debt?" or "What if Donald Trump ran for President?"

If I ever need to cheer myself up, I like to imagine a world where the next President is able to successfully get Obama onto the Supreme Court. Can you imagine it, a world where Obama never goes away, not quite President For Life, but close. Medical science is amazing these days too, the guy could live to 100.

What are your political fantasies (and nightmares)?

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Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
Gen. Smedly Butler assumes emergency powers in Washington, press is informed that FDR has taken ill and will resign from the Presidency. By Butler's death in 1940 the United States has occupied most of northern Mexico and Cuba is now the 49th state, while America's Japanese and German allies launch a joint invasion of the Soviet Union, assisted by the forces of Frances' Petain government. In Britain Prime Minister Winston Churchill losses a vote of none-confidence in the House following a distastrous British attack on neutral Norway. Britain makes peace with Germany and a year later joins its war against the USSR as a junior partner under the leadership of a National Unity government lead by Prime Minister (later Lord Protector of the Commonwealth) Oswald Mosley.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

The Holocaust.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
What if Scalia died in a hunting accident?

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
What if somebody exposed the House pedophile ring?

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
What if a cook at Tortilla Coast comes into work sick with the Flu?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

SedanChair posted:

What if somebody exposed the House pedophile ring?

RIP HST

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx
What if a prime minister of a nuclear power hosed a dead pig? :mrapig:

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

A Winner is Jew posted:

What if a prime minister of a nuclear power hosed a dead pig? :mrapig:

This thread is for things that haven't happened.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
I'm pretty sure David Cameron would say that it didn't happen

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

SedanChair posted:

I'm pretty sure David Cameron would say that it didn't happen

Well he might but he didn't.

But he stands by his previous non existant denial certainly. He's very clear about that.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

SedanChair posted:

I'm pretty sure David Cameron would say that it didn't happen
Yes, but how can you trust a pig-fucker?

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)
The US really needs a second Constitutional Convention, because the views on what the federal government and what "America" is has changed so greatly from the original one. My fantasy is that it happens and doesn't end up a total shitshow/civil war. :unsmith:

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord
Guaranteed Minimum Income/Basic Income, thorium nuclear reactors, and a 100-fold increase in NASA's budget so we can discover anti-gravity already.

ZorajitZorajit
Sep 15, 2013

No static at all...
Joe Biden shows up to the presidential debate like a WWE wrestler, on a motorcycle with pyrotechnics behind him and slaps Jim Webb with a giant belt.

asdf32
May 15, 2010

I lust for childrens' deaths. Ask me about how I don't care if my kids die.
Bush wasn't president during 911

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
I've always wondered what might've happened if Nixon didn't do Watergate.

ZorajitZorajit posted:

Joe Biden shows up to the presidential debate like a WWE wrestler, on a motorcycle with pyrotechnics behind him and slaps Jim Webb with a giant belt.

BAH GAWD IS THAT DIAMOND JOE'S MUSIC?!

The Larch
Jan 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
What If Donald Trump was a herald of Galactus?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
What if Trump was a secret communist?

Kim Jong Il
Aug 16, 2003
George W. Bush seriously became close to becoming commissioner of baseball when he was a figurehead owner of the Texas Rangers, and wanted the job more than being governor of Texas.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
What if Francis went into Syria with a white tank and a golden sword, then stood conqueror on Bashar's neck saying "I thought I told you motherfuckers to believe in Jesus Christ?"

E-Tank
Aug 4, 2011
What if Putin was caught loving a hot young stud? :allears:

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Gore became President in 2001, America didn't squander its post-9-11 international goodwill by unilaterally going into Iraq, the US cooperates with the government of Pakistan to capture Bin Ladin nearly a decade earlier, Hillary Clinton is elected in 2008, she passes universal healthcare, and Barack Obama is the prohibitive favorite for the nomination in 2016. There are six Democratic Supreme Court Justices and three Republicans.

KingFisher
Oct 30, 2006
WORST EDITOR in the history of my expansion school's student paper. Then I married a BEER HEIRESS and now I shitpost SA by white-knighting the status quo to defend my unearned life of privilege.
Fun Shoe
What if the US was racially homogeneous, we could have socialism.

Bonus

What if Carthage wins the Punic wars and Paul goes to Carthage and not Rome, Christianity is an African religion and we never get the "dark ages"

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
We already didn't have the "Dark Ages". That's not (anymore accepted to be) a thing that happened.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

JT Jag posted:

Gore became President in 2001, America didn't squander its post-9-11 international goodwill by unilaterally going into Iraq, the US cooperates with the government of Pakistan to capture Bin Ladin nearly a decade earlier, Hillary Clinton is elected in 2008, she passes universal healthcare, and Barack Obama is the prohibitive favorite for the nomination in 2016. There are six Democratic Supreme Court Justices and three Republicans.

Sorta like this:

U.S. Commemorates 9/11 By Toasting Stable Afghan Government From Top Of Freedom Tower

Baudolino
Apr 1, 2010

THUNDERDOME LOSER
What if Bill Clinton had been sucessfully impeached?

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

Baudolino posted:

What if Bill Clinton had been sucessfully impeached?

Technically the "impeachment" part is being put on trial, so he was impeached, he was just acquitted. I don't know if being president for 1999-2000 would have helped or hurt Gore, though.

Lil Miss Clackamas
Jan 25, 2013

ich habe aids
What if the United States dismantled its entire electoral system, replaced it with a proportional parliamentary system, and joined the rest of the world in being a modern, functioning country?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Chalets the Baka posted:

What if the United States dismantled its entire electoral system, replaced it with a proportional parliamentary system, and joined the rest of the world in being a modern, functioning country?

It wouldnt be the largest economy in the world

Lil Miss Clackamas
Jan 25, 2013

ich habe aids
That's one of the end goals of that fantasy, yes.

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?
My favorite "what if" is, what if the Plague of Justinian was just a little less virulent or contagious, and died out before it reached the Mediterranean?

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
What if Viking explorers accidentally spread smallpox to North America 500 years earlier, leading to a somewhat disease resistant native population in the 1500's

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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What if Smallpox was native to the Americas and when Europeans arrived they all got smallpox?

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Fojar38 posted:

What if Smallpox was native to the Americas and when Europeans arrived they all got smallpox?

This is the case with syphilis.

Pong Daddy
Oct 12, 2012
What if HIV arose in the 10th century instead of the 20th.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

What if the Gleiwitz incident was actually poland invading germany

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord
What if the meteor that killed the dinosaurs ended up being a near-miss?

It's political in that humanity probably would not have been born to do all those horrible things.

Phyzzle
Jan 26, 2008
What if South America hosed South Africa?

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Phyzzle posted:

What if South America hosed South Africa?



Doubt North America would respond well to being cucked by a black continent.

Someone write a novel, I'll start the wiki.

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