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je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

This is true, the existence of rare genetic mutations upends what we thought about the formation of the average human body. Hence the existence of sickle-cell anemia proves that red blood cells naturally come in all shapes and sizes as opposed to the 'normative' donut shaped blood cells we see in textbooks. I've been trying to get them to correct these errors for years now but they won't return my calls, and insist on shoehorning all of humanity under the oppressive label of what an "average" genetic outcome looks like.

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Just put "barring severe congenital gently caress-ups" on the end of every sentence about biology.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
Also the correct term to describe the alien bug king is polymorphogenic. It's more common among species of insects, frogs, and fish who are able to change their sex in a single-sex environment, or make essentially clones of themselves in the absence of a biological partner being present in that environment.

But we all need role models I guess. I sympathize with the OP because as virgin neckbeard I too cannot empathize with anyone that lacks a penis.

je1 healthcare fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Oct 14, 2015

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
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SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
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ASSHOLE
It's been a while since I played it but I'm pretty sure like half of the gods and demigods and whatever in MOrrowind were trans or hermaphrodites. Gender in that world was all over the place. Never played Destiny, so I can't comment on how transgendered anything in that game is. My guess is extremely.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I've never identified myself as a "gamer", so I can't comment on how transgendered anyone who does that is. My guess is extremely.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

what percent of the population is transgender? 0.1%? thats how much representation I want to see about it. thanks.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

Maoist Pussy posted:

I've never identified myself as a "gamer", so I can't comment on how transgendered anyone who does that is. My guess is extremely.

Having gender dysphoria correlates highly with being diagnosed on the autism spectrum (I think it's about 1/3rd of them), so yes this would be a solid presumption.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Yeah, I wasn't joking.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
This is my gender:

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

ah yes, a chromosomal disorder that affects 0.001% - 0.002% of the population and renders the afflicted infertile.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
My first exposure to the "trans" movement was as a college when I had to report on the 'transhumanism' movement like it was a real and serious thing. Most of what I read off their 2003-era websites involved fawning over vague promises of cyborg enhancements that didn't even conceptually exist yet. And also creating independent floating nation-states in repurposed cruise ships where they would have rave parties, all the time. This was required reading in a foresight development class.

So, what are the odds that your favorite game protag is secretly a machine? I think it would be cool

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


finally, the only acceptable chromosomal fetish

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

je1 healthcare posted:

My first exposure to the "trans" movement was as a college when I had to report on the 'transhumanism' movement like it was a real and serious thing. Most of what I read off their 2003-era websites involved fawning over vague promises of cyborg enhancements that didn't even conceptually exist yet. And also creating independent floating nation-states in repurposed cruise ships where they would have rave parties, all the time. This was required reading in a foresight development class.

So, what are the odds that your favorite game protag is secretly a machine? I think it would be cool

facebook keeps linking me to transhumanist groups and there are like hundreds for some reason and all just post lovely nonsense articles of "the future is here" or "we can live forever but the gov. keeps it away from us"

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
If you were the government, would you let nerd idiots live forever? Me neither.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
Destiny has some super weird abstract writing behind what is essentially "shoot the alien, grab the loot" gameplay and they don't spend a lot of time introducing some sort of glossary of terms to the player.

You start by being woken up from apparent death by a little floating robot light thing called a ghost and then you have to shoot 4 armed space bugs called vandals (they never vandalize anything though...) and floating space bugs called wizards (which don't cast any spells I can discern) and you collect engrams that need to be decoded.

What I'm saying is that if the game refers to something by male pronouns and then after something happens to the thing, they switch to female pronouns, it very likely does not mean that the space bug in question decided to start taking handfulls of hormones and get tit implants. Could just be that the writers ran out of ways to sound weird and abstract and alien and are trying something different.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Maoist Pussy posted:

Just put "barring severe congenital gently caress-ups" on the end of every sentence about biology.

Well, it's implied.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

sterile, weak, micropenises, man titties, bad at reading. yeah, that sounds like gbs posters.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Well, it's implied.

Some people look for, like, rhetorical loopholes in reality unless they are beaten over the head with it at every exchange.

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
Destiny sucks. SJW gaming sites that try to make everything in games about trannies, or women, or gay people or whatever suck.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

Destiny loving sucks

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Real Social Justice in "gaming", if such a thing is even coherent as a concept, would be a simulation for the People's Social Defense Forces to train for direct actions against the self-indulgent gluttons and gender degenerates spawned as the toxic by-products of capitalism.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Maoist Pussy posted:

Real Social Justice in "gaming", if such a thing is even coherent as a concept, would be a simulation for the People's Social Defense Forces to train for direct actions against the self-indulgent gluttons and gender degenerates spawned as the toxic by-products of capitalism.

Can I get this in Doom wad form?

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Maoist Pussy posted:

Real Social Justice in "gaming", if such a thing is even coherent as a concept, would be a simulation for the People's Social Defense Forces to train for direct actions against the self-indulgent gluttons and gender degenerates spawned as the toxic by-products of capitalism.

at least rich people have the decency to not empower the real scourges on society: people who post on tumblr.

thank u donny T

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
Im really angry about people wanting to be another gender or something and im going to post about it, in gbs

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
i know a transgender person and if my choices were to make her sad or flay a gbs poster alive i think i know which one id choose

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I am unironicall angry about people trying to change gender because it is bullshit.

Irrational Man
Aug 10, 2004

Boinks posted:

Video game follows social trends to make more money, news at 11.

lol yeah but suggest this in games and get banned

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Bah, it's harder to change cell-phone plans than it is to change genders these days.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
GTA besides, has there ever been good writing in a video game ever

Irrational Man
Aug 10, 2004
better watch out too much of this and we will summon the :siren: trans police :siren:

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

A Stupid Baby posted:

i know a transgender person and if my choices were to make her sad or flay a gbs poster alive i think i know which one id choose

I don't think she'd be very happy to hear you're flaying almost-people to protect her honor, imo.

She sounds nicer than that.

Irrational Man
Aug 10, 2004

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I don't think she'd be very happy to hear you're flaying almost-people to protect her honor, imo.

She sounds nicer than that.

yeah young liberals love utilitarianism so they wouldn't be onboard with that at all

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

concerned mom posted:

GTA besides, has there ever been good writing in a video game ever

"She is evil! A driven bitch!"

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

concerned mom posted:

GTA besides, has there ever been good writing in a video game ever

Shadow of the Colossus was pretty good I guess. You could try and say it's not really writing, it's more atmosphere and presentation, but you'd be wrong because writing doesn't mean vomiting out a river of words like you're a failed genre writer who finally has a captive audience.

Planescape: Torment wasn't bad, but that one was definitely "not bad for a videogame" instead of a good story on its own. Any BioWare games you can think of go into the same category, if they go here at all (most of them do that vomiting thing real hard).

Pillars of Eternity (the "Give us money because you remember playing Baldur's Gate as a kid!" game) is better written than Game of Thrones/The-real-name-of-the-series-nobody-cares-about-anymore, but Game of Thrones isn't good so that's not hard.

I guess Spec Ops: The Line was good, but that's what people say, I haven't played it.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
I changed genders in saints row 3 like five years ago.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:

whens the last time in a video game we just had a homo as a character. and I'm not talking a man who dresses in feminine ways (like every FF character) or a girl who prefers to fight instead of heal from the back row. I'm talking a MEAN dick licking MAN. a loving ROUGH N TOUGH man doing ROUGH N TOUGH things with another man's BioBlaster

I hate to seriouspost but Carlos the pilot from Mass Effect 3

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
Destiny is a bad game, op

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I guess Spec Ops: The Line was good, but that's what people say, I haven't played it.


From personal experience it's got really good writing if you haven't experienced the whole "maybe what youre doing is hosed up" thing in video games before. If you have its loving obnoxious as hell and aside from a few cool scenes I just wanted to tell the writers to shut the gently caress up because I got it already, drat

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
I like Spec Ops because I, the player, feel satisfied even as I do things that I, the player, would feel disgusted by.

I feel like it captures the spirit of Dante's Inferno (the poem) rather well. I am figuratively descending into Hell, and even when I've run out of reasons to be there and have every reason to leave, I press on to see what lies at the very bottom, with the hope that I find the beautiful Beatrice and not merely the shadows of the abyss.

The endings are all interactive too, which so few games actually do. Like, I maintain player control throughout the ending sequence and can take certain actions that will affect it. I can choose war or peace at the end.

People who bitch about Spec Ops not having a "just leave" option are missing the point in a lot of ways. Just leaving is a huge cop out, and the fact that you are trapped in the game is mirrored by the fact that your characters are trapped in the tragedy they are within. They can't escape what they have done, so why should you? When faced with adversity, how long do you try to maintain your humanity? And in the end, when you know you have done wrong, do you surrender, or do you fight to the end?

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quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
let me tell you all about this incredibly trans-positive anime porn called hole/stay tight...

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