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I feel like its about to explode. sitting here at work with a headache. blows.
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Oct 13, 2015 19:36
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Sorry maybe u should try some ibuprofen or drink some water
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Oct 13, 2015 19:37
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Captain Yossarian posted:Sorry maybe u should try some ibuprofen or drink some water
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Oct 13, 2015 19:41
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drink hard liquor
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Oct 13, 2015 19:41
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Have you tried massaging your
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Oct 13, 2015 19:47
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Jesus Christ told me to tell you that he doesn't care.
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Oct 13, 2015 19:48
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Could've just PMd him, I don't see why U felt need to post a thread. 
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Oct 13, 2015 19:55
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i'm a huge fan of Excedrin, get off the computer it wont help also it's going to get worse because you blasphemed, I mean do you need to piss off deities right now?
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Oct 13, 2015 20:00
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I hope it's cancer
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Oct 13, 2015 20:02
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trepanning
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Oct 13, 2015 20:04
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Op has a big ol water baby head so maybe it has something to do with that?
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Oct 13, 2015 20:17
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:I feel like its about to explode. sitting here at work with a headache. blows. Pop a vicodin or an oxy. Although they might not be strong enough by themselves and should be taken in combination. Fentanyl is what I use. "Apply directly to the forehead" lol , because it sticks you see
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Oct 13, 2015 20:19
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Decebal posted:Pop a vicodin or an oxy. Although they might not be strong enough by themselves and should be taken in combination. Get some of those fentanyl lollipops and dissolve them in vodka
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Oct 13, 2015 20:22
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Masturbate.
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Oct 13, 2015 20:33
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jesus cant cure headaches unless you need water turned into wine
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Oct 13, 2015 20:37
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Hit somethign w a Shovel ftw
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Oct 13, 2015 20:55
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haha JC gave us all a modern miracle by giving you a headache I AM BORN AGAIN
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Oct 14, 2015 00:00
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drill a hole in ur head and let the evil shitposting spirits out. this is called trepanning. *speaks slowly bc u now have additional brain damage* TREH PAN ING
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Oct 14, 2015 00:26
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have you considered heroin op
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Oct 14, 2015 00:27
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An ache of the cranial area indicates faggotism. Please see the pamphlet for more details.
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Oct 14, 2015 13:17
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headaches that last longer than an hour is a sign of early brain cancer OP
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Oct 14, 2015 13:28
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Has anyone suggested amputation yet?
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Oct 14, 2015 18:05
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Caffeine could help, op. You could also try taking a long walk off a short pier.
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Oct 14, 2015 18:11
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try some painkillers and down it with vodka
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Oct 14, 2015 18:12
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sorry about your brain tumor
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Oct 14, 2015 18:21
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take pain killers
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Oct 14, 2015 18:22
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take a quick nap in the handicap toilet
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Oct 14, 2015 18:26
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you may have seasonal cluster headaches, op there is no cure numberoneposter posted:take a quick nap in the handicap toilet more like camp out in the handicap toilet and hit yourself in the thigh with your fist as hard as possible to distract your brain from the sensation of an icicle boring into your eyesocket
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Oct 14, 2015 18:27
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LegoPirateNinja posted:you may have seasonal cluster headaches, op Cluster headaches are hell, I used to get fent lolipops because I got them so often. Thank Christ they stopped coming every day and now I only get like 4 a month because I would have shot myself if I went another year with them. Headaches are probably the worst chronic pain because there are no visible symptoms besides maybe a drooping eye so lots of pain docs or ER docs will think you are a lying drug seeker and your heart rate is going crazy because you are in withdrawal.
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Oct 14, 2015 21:07
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have u tried liftng weights or doing 100 squatches?
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Oct 14, 2015 21:09
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Idk how Genghis Khans son treated his headaches with liquor cause that makes it monumentally worse for me.
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Oct 14, 2015 21:24
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Mange Mite posted:Get some of those fentanyl lollipops and dissolve them in vodka drat if there was a Nobel Prize for narcotics, Mange Mite would be on stage with everyone applauding and getting that prize. You could also dissolve the patches, or like use them like teabags in the vodka?
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Oct 14, 2015 21:26
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Locker Room Zubaz posted:Idk how Genghis Khans son treated his headaches with liquor cause that makes it monumentally worse for me.
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Oct 14, 2015 21:27
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Locker Room Zubaz posted:Cluster headaches are hell, I used to get fent lolipops because I got them so often. Thank Christ they stopped coming every day and now I only get like 4 a month because I would have shot myself if I went another year with them. drat, I'm glad you were able to get something for the pain. I've only had a migraine twice in my life, but the pain was absolutely unforgettable, and my understanding is that's a fraction of what a cluster headache can do. That sucks about the stigma and issues involved with pain medicine. 
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Oct 14, 2015 21:30
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Failed treatments to date: Beta blockers, calcium channel blockers, adrenalin injections, high dose ibuprofen, steroids, Trager Mentastics, violent exercise, cafergot suppositories, caffeine, acupuncture, marijuana, Percodan, Midrine, Tenormin, Sansert, homeopathics. No results.
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Oct 14, 2015 21:33
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smoke some weed and go to the farmers market for an amish massage. works for me good luck op
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Oct 14, 2015 21:35
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Weed is a good solution and helps pass the time while you stare at the ceiling of your dark room waiting for sleep to take you so you can feel a little less of anything
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Oct 14, 2015 21:43
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Three-Phase posted:Failed treatments to date: Beta blockers, calcium channel blockers, adrenalin injections, high dose ibuprofen, steroids, Trager Mentastics, violent exercise, cafergot suppositories, caffeine, acupuncture, marijuana, Percodan, Midrine, Tenormin, Sansert, homeopathics. No results. Have you tried heroin, poppers or nitrous?
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Oct 14, 2015 21:50
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If you want to have real fun start taking topamax a few weeks before you have to give an important presentation to ensure you sound like you don't know anything when the aphasia kicks in
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Oct 14, 2015 21:51
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Maoist Pussy posted:Have you tried heroin, poppers or nitrous? 12:50. Press RETURN.
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