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i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot
I was googling why I poo poo my pants last night and came across this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/2stlr0/almost_a_year_ago_i_started_having_uncontrollable/

quote:

Almost a year ago I started having uncontrollable diarrhea. I'm in diapers and have accidents 2-4 times a day. Doctors have no idea why. I'm a 22F and if I don't get help soon, I'm going to kill myself. I am extremely desperate for help. I cannot live like this anymore.

It started in April 2014. I was admitted into intensive care at a hospital for severe DKA and released after approx. 5 days. I then traveled to Houston shortly after and I remember my bowels were really bad, but I chalked it up to being traveler's diarrhea and didn't think much of it.

Things got progressively worse over the summer. I was tested for C-DIFF and parasites with a stool sample and also had bloodwork done -- negative. Things got a bit better in August but then one of my wisdom teeth got infected and I was placed on amoxicilin and things took an extreme turn for the worse and have only been getting more severe.

I have had 2 endoscopy tests, a colonoscopy, bloodwork, multiple stool samples. Celiac is negative. C-DIFF is negative, parasites, everything negative. My colonoscopy was normal with no swelling or indications of Crohn's or Colitis. Endoscope was normal. All the tests are always loving normal. All the bloodwork too. It's getting so loving expensive. I wanted so badly for there to be a glaring sign of a condition, something, anything that could be treated, but never.

The diarrhea looks so wrong, just so sickening. It's always yellow, or green bile with undigested food. It looks like vomit. It smells 3x worse. It's almost entirely liquid so I can't hold it in. I went to dinner with a friend and had an attack and soaked through my expensive dress, it was humiliating. I've had accidents on the bus, walking to school, in my mother's car, in hotel rooms. Thinking about it makes me want to hang myself from embarrassment. I am crying recalling how many times I've soaked through diapers. I'm terrified that they don't know what's wrong with me.

I nearly failed out of university because my bowels are so uncontrollable that it's caused me to miss class. I have since taken medical leave. My doctors have no loving clue what's happening to me. I have no loving clue. A year ago, if you would have told me that I would be cleaning my own diarrhea off of my bedroom floor from a nighttime accident I would have laughed in your face.

Speaking of which, at night, I wear a plastic bag in my underwear. I have to, because it's so bad. I can't control it and I have accidents while I'm asleep every night. I have a plastic bedsheet and rubberized sheet pad underneath and I soak through them all every night. I have started putting my pillow in a garbage bag because I have had to throw so many away. So many sheets ruined. Always the same, yellow bile diarrhea that I can't control. 2-3 nighttime accidents is a very normal thing. I barely sleep anymore. I'm going insane. Did I mention I have a husband who sleeps next to me? How he's still with me I have no loving idea.

This is controlling my life. It started seemingly overnight. I am so desperate. Please someone help me, I am suicidal over it. I am a young girl, pretty, normal, you'd never know that I have this problem. It's eating me alive.

In the comments she said she promises to update us. 8 months later, no updates. She probably actually killed herself. That's what I'd do in her situation tbh.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
u should just stuff a tampon up ur butt while you sleep lol


symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

shout out to her husband who can somehow stand this

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
My husband has been sneaking military grade laxatives into my meals to support his fetish of uncontrollable making GBS threads

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

symbolic posted:

shout out to her husband who can somehow stand this

I know right... He must really love her

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
She should move to Japan.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
she fails to mention her diet once so I can only assume she's eating some weirdo poo poo like a white woman

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

The Kraken posted:

My husband has been sneaking military grade laxatives into my meals to support his fetish of uncontrollable making GBS threads

That's what you get for getting married at 22

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
she has a gift for dropping mud and she wastes it by complaining on the internet smdh

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

princess stink britches

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

She could make a killing in Japanese Porn

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
I am loving ROCK HARD right now.

pr0p
Dec 8, 2011
Fakepostin

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
honestly feel bad

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
I honestly thought this was a XOJane article again

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Not gonna lie, this made me horny.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Tubgirl is real

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Moridin920 posted:

she fails to mention her diet once so I can only assume she's eating some weirdo poo poo like a white woman

true man, eating a white woman will totally give you the shits. especially if it's the same white woman over an extended period of time.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
you started posting a year ago?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
:smugdog:

Toadstrieb
Apr 15, 2011
Asking srsly, could a butt plug have solved this issue? Feel like there must be a model out there that could stop up that booty.

Lotophage
Apr 26, 2015

by Lowtax
That's a sad story OP, hopefully she improves soon.

HENGRY BUNG
Jan 15, 2015

same op

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

she fails to mention her diet once so I can only assume she's eating some weirdo poo poo like a white woman

Is she fat? I bet she's fat.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Prent shits out her pussy.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Enfield posted:

you started posting a year ago?

Enfield posted:

you started posting a year ago?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Extreme Shitter posted:


I am a young girl, pretty, normal, you'd never know that I have this problem.


If you're wearing diapers and making GBS threads yourself 2-4 times a day I'm sure NO ONE HAS A CLUE

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Maybe it has something to do with her prettiness? Why else would she mention it?

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Maybe it has something to do with her prettiness? Why else would she mention it?

maybe she means thin, so we dont assume its a fat thing

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
nothing says pretty like making GBS threads yourself nonstop

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Found a video of her husband IRL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDQww1XuVIk

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


So, why did you poo poo your pants, op?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Nooner posted:

u should just stuff a tampon up ur butt while you sleep lol

lol op should put one in his roodie poo candy rear end mouth too lol what a jabrone

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Enfield posted:

you started posting a year ago?

:eyepop:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
It was c-diff (despite the tests) or some other bacterial infection and she should have been given a round of antibiotics and then a fecal transplant to start a better colony but she's dead now so whatever.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
sounds hella fake tbh

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
loving nightmarish

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004

Zombie Boat posted:

Tubgirl is real

truth

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Maybe she should just get a poo poo bag?

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Maybe she should just get a poo poo bag?

her mom left?

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