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Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text
oh hey its tony "im literal garbage" cruz

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
lol pitcherhits

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Pitcher singles!

Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

Lackey hit?!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Just got home from work. Seems as though Stephen Piscotty has taken the torch from Matt Holliday of "Guy Who I Want to See Get Hit in the Nuts With a Baseball."

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
He gave up a hit to the loving pitcher. :doh:

I guess Cruz really just is that bad. Hits worse than their pitcher.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Hmm well the wind doesn't seem that crazy today.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Oh thank god.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Please stop mentioning 2003, TBS. Everyone knows what happened.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Retail Slave posted:

Please stop mentioning 2003, TBS. Everyone knows what happened.

Actually, based on the number of bandwagon Cubs supporters I've been seeing down here, I have to imagine that not everyone does.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
A hit!

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Rizzo says eat shift.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Eat shift, Cards.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Rizzo

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Popete posted:

Rizzo says eat shift.


Sydin posted:

Eat shift, Cards.


lotta phone postin in here.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Im getting hard, do a thing Castro.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Popete posted:

Im getting hard, do a thing Castro.

No, not that thing.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Dexo posted:

lotta phone postin in here.

Thanks to MLBs scheduling I get to follow well I should be working.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Please a Schwarbomb here.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

DeepDickPizza posted:

No, not that thing.

happy with not gidp

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Popete posted:

Im getting hard, do a thing Castro.

He vaguely managed to avoid a GIDP, does that count? :v:

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Dexo posted:

lotta phone postin in here.

I think that's a mildly clever burn on the defensive shift he hit through

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
schwarbin

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
More baseball players need to have '90s gangsta rap as their walk-up music.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Lackey complains a lot.

Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

Damnation that was a strike and a half

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Is Lackey looking hitable now?

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Come on Lackey...

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

Cool, 2 baserunners and 1 out. Oh, Montero and then Hammel are up.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

beejay posted:

Cool, 2 baserunners and 1 out. Oh, Montero and then Hammel are up.

Hammel's getting pinch hit for if he gets up probably.

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

Popete posted:

Lackey complains a lot.

to be fair he's probably used to the large strike zone he was getting in game 1

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

TMMadman posted:

Is Lackey looking hitable now?

He's looking more like he wants to hit someone with a pitch. A lot of throwing inside that could go very wrong.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

DeepDickPizza posted:

He's looking more like he wants to hit someone with a pitch. A lot of throwing inside that could go very wrong.

He's putting people at risk, throw him out of the game.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Thom P. Tiers posted:

to be fair he's probably used to the large strike zone he was getting in game 1

He's getting squeezed like Hammel. But I seem to remember Lackey always being like that.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Dexo posted:

He's putting people at risk, throw him out of the game.

lol

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
i'd let hammel bat, get hit to score with bases loaded, and then put in a pinch runner

edit: :woop::woop::woop:

Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

Hoo boy thats a nice K

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Dexo posted:

He's putting people at risk, throw him out of the game.

:laffo:

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

Popete posted:

He's getting squeezed like Hammel. But I seem to remember Lackey always being like that.

For sure, but he's a wiley veteran and DESERVES those calls.

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Ahahahaha gently caress yes

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