what will you do when your son turns out to be gay?

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Amorphous Blob: Jun 26, 2009; by Lowtax
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im gonna make mine join the army

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:18

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symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

poz his neg rear end

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:19

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

gaycest obv

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:19

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

tell him "same"

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:20

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Not gonna have kids, i cut off my Dick and balls to prove my commitment to the child free lifestyle

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:22

Stinky_Pete: Aug 16, 2015; Stinkier than your average bear; Lipstick Apathy

I'm actually planning on a lesbian daughter, but if she turns out to be a gay son I will just have to tell him to fake it because there's simply no other way for my plan to work

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:25

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Kuato posted:

Not gonna have kids, i cut off my Dick and balls to prove my commitment to the child free lifestyle

You know you could have just cut your balls off, maybe you should have consulted with me before you went and did all that unnecessary extra work.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:28

Calvin Johnson Jr.: Dec 8, 2009

buy him an SA account

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:40

Amorphous Blob: Jun 26, 2009; by Lowtax
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

buy him an SA account

hell fit right in just like ill fit right in him

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:43

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

So what.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:44

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

I am aborting any male fetuses in order to prevent this scenario, OP.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:44

treasure bear: Dec 10, 2012

nothing, everything is proceeding as planned

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:45

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

buy him an SA account

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:46

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Maoist Pussy posted:

I am aborting any male fetuses in order to prevent this scenario, OP.

You should really abort them before they go one sex or another.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:46

TacticalUrbanHomo: Aug 17, 2011; by Lowtax

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

buy him an SA account

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:47

TacticalUrbanHomo: Aug 17, 2011; by Lowtax

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You should really abort them before they go one sex or another.

that, er, happens at the moment of fertilisation?

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:48

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

that, er, happens at the moment of fertilisation?

A zygote is not male or female, that's why it always pays to have a big stick and a long flight of stairs handy. :smuggo:

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:50

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

demod him

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:50

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

social vegan posted:

demod him

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:52

Smelly Bohemian: Aug 20, 2015; by Lowtax

Continue being supportive and loving

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:53

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

kill him. so i can post the dead gay son meme and really mean it

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:55

TacticalUrbanHomo: Aug 17, 2011; by Lowtax

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

A zygote is not male or female, that's why it always pays to have a big stick and a long flight of stairs handy.

quote:

A zygote forms when sperm fertilizes an egg. In humans, both the egg and the sperm provide 23 chromosomes so that when they fuse together, the cell has 46 chromosomes -- the standard number for human cells. . . . The sperm is the determining factor in the sex of the zygote -- if the sperm has a second X, the zygote will be female, and if it has the Y, it will be male.

http://education.seattlepi.com/determining-factor-sex-zygote-4372.html

# ? Oct 13, 2015 22:59

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

symbolic posted:

poz his neg rear end

lol

# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:02

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

http://education.seattlepi.com/determining-factor-sex-zygote-4372.html

Ughhhh gross, I got chick sperm in me? :froggonk:

# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:02

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You should really abort them before they go one sex or another.

I plan on raising several empowered young lesbians.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:03

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Maoist Pussy posted:

I plan on raising several empowered young lesbians.

Breeder.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:04

PantsandCola: Aug 17, 2013; you did good... you did good

being gay is hereditary.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:05

TEAH SYAG: Oct 2, 2009; by Lowtax

I will use a duck press and metal strainer to help remove the gay

# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:06

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

Pansacola posted:

being gay is hereditary.

Bi dudes are the real problem.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:06

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

I'd be kinda miffed honestly, paying for the HRT and double mastectomy just so she could bump with boys anyway.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:13

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

There's that scene in Freddie Got Fingered where the dad bends over and says Well come on and gently caress me then! gently caress you? gently caress me! gently caress me! Come on and gently caress me! and the mom sees it.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:16

Amorphous Blob: Jun 26, 2009; by Lowtax
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my dad called that movie freddy got hosed and i didnt see it cuz tom green is strange

# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:18

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

holy poo poo i have a son

# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:21

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

i'll probably love him as a son OP

# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:24

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

buy him an SA account

# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:24

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

The Goatfather posted:

holy poo poo i have a son

# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:24

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Amorphous Blob posted:

my dad called that movie freddy got hosed and i didnt see it cuz tom green is strange

It's actually pretty good, lots of ppl didn't understand FYAD The Movie though so people said it was bad.

Roger Ebert liked it. He's usually right.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:25

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Sheep-Goats posted:

There's that scene in Freddie Got Fingered where the dad bends over and says Well come on and gently caress me then! gently caress you? gently caress me! gently caress me! Come on and gently caress me! and the mom sees it.

Yeah rip torns rear end is gross, got all them cellulite bubbles and poo poo.

# ? Oct 13, 2015 23:26