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RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
I'm thinking murder but feel like that's not the best approach.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Make him gently caress the hole in front of his grandmother.

Pastry Mistakes
Apr 6, 2009

Punch a hole up his rear end.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Make him patch it up himself?

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

AbbadonOfHell posted:

Make him patch it up himself?

But he's stupid and it will look like poo poo. Need better suggestion.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
9 years hard labor

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

abandon him in the desert

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Throw him in the oubliette

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
Make him wear real itchy mittens 24/7 for about two weeks. If hes old enough to masturbate make surprise mitten inspections several times every night.

Gaybee
Jul 16, 2002
"you need to create 20 memes a day, son" -judge (ps im the judge)

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Punchasize his face

FOR FREE

Or if he's old enough make him volunteer for habitat for humanity or something

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Bang his girlfriend....

Or boyfriend.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

kid punch hole in wall=punch hole in kid

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

Bang his girlfriend....

Or boyfriend.

That's probly why he punched the hole in the first place

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Stick his arm in the hole and saw off his hand

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Take away his electronics.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Send them to live and work with a relative or family friend who will sexually abuse them for a few months.

Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

Put him in the stocks

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Make him fix he wall or buy you a new wall. If he refuses, sell his poo poo on ebay.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Solice Kirsk posted:

Make him gently caress the hole in front of his grandmother.

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
call him weak for not punching properly.

Keep the yoke of judgement on your son.

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

Sell his iPhone/PS4/PC/whatever to pay for wall reparations. Sell the leftovers after he punched a hole in the wall after you sold his poo poo to repair second hole.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
get him involved in something that will let him have an outlet for his bitchmade pussyfists

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

RaceBannon posted:

But he's stupid and it will look like poo poo. Need better suggestion.

after he does a lovely job patching it, punch through it yourself in a rage, and tell him to do it again but better

e: continue as necessary or until he becomes a professional drywallsman

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Uhhhh, the wall lost the fight. You should be taking him for some ice cream.

www
Aug 4, 2010

what age teen

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
lets the wall punch him back

no flinching

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

if your kid punches a hole in the wall you failed in parenting

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
maybe next time you get him a pepsi like he asked for

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
punch a hole in his [stomach] wall, eye for an eye

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

put a hole in his arm and let him get dope sick

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

This really fat dude I lived with put a giant hole in the wall with his feet trying to push his computer chair back

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Move to a brick house; problem solved.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Vorik posted:

if your kid punches a hole in the wall you failed in parenting

I blame his mother's genes.

When I was a kid I punched holes in the ceiling. Much more annoying to deal with.

JohnnySavs
Dec 28, 2004

I have all the characteristics of a human being.
Put him in the wall then seal up the hole.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
I took away his electronics but he has to do a project for Latin class so I had ot give him back his computer for now. Mistake?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






RaceBannon posted:

I took away his electronics but he has to do a project for Latin class so I had ot give him back his computer for now. Mistake?

Make him walk his rear end to the library. Bonus upside that he'll probably get sexually assaulted by a homeless guy in the bathroom.

Also yea you caved like a beta dad.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
stick an m80 up his rear end hole

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Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

JohnnySavs posted:

Put him in the wall then seal up the hole.

Lure him in with the promise of alcohol.

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