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I'm thinking murder but feel like that's not the best approach.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:03 |
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Make him gently caress the hole in front of his grandmother.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:04 |
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Punch a hole up his rear end.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:05 |
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Make him patch it up himself?
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:05 |
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AbbadonOfHell posted:Make him patch it up himself? But he's stupid and it will look like poo poo. Need better suggestion.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:07 |
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9 years hard labor
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:09 |
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abandon him in the desert
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:09 |
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Throw him in the oubliette
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:11 |
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Make him wear real itchy mittens 24/7 for about two weeks. If hes old enough to masturbate make surprise mitten inspections several times every night.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:12 |
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"you need to create 20 memes a day, son" -judge (ps im the judge)
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:13 |
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Punchasize his face FOR FREE Or if he's old enough make him volunteer for habitat for humanity or something
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:14 |
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:18 |
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Bang his girlfriend.... Or boyfriend.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:18 |
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kid punch hole in wall=punch hole in kid
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:19 |
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VendaGoat posted:Bang his girlfriend.... That's probly why he punched the hole in the first place
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:23 |
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Stick his arm in the hole and saw off his hand
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:34 |
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Take away his electronics.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:38 |
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Send them to live and work with a relative or family friend who will sexually abuse them for a few months.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:41 |
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Put him in the stocks
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:42 |
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Make him fix he wall or buy you a new wall. If he refuses, sell his poo poo on ebay.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:44 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Make him gently caress the hole in front of his grandmother.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:45 |
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call him weak for not punching properly. Keep the yoke of judgement on your son.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:48 |
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Sell his iPhone/PS4/PC/whatever to pay for wall reparations. Sell the leftovers after he punched a hole in the wall after you sold his poo poo to repair second hole.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:51 |
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get him involved in something that will let him have an outlet for his bitchmade pussyfists
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:51 |
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RaceBannon posted:But he's stupid and it will look like poo poo. Need better suggestion. after he does a lovely job patching it, punch through it yourself in a rage, and tell him to do it again but better e: continue as necessary or until he becomes a professional drywallsman
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:52 |
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Uhhhh, the wall lost the fight. You should be taking him for some ice cream.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:53 |
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what age teen
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:54 |
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lets the wall punch him back no flinching
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:56 |
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if your kid punches a hole in the wall you failed in parenting
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:57 |
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maybe next time you get him a pepsi like he asked for
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:57 |
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punch a hole in his [stomach] wall, eye for an eye
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:58 |
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put a hole in his arm and let him get dope sick
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 00:58 |
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This really fat dude I lived with put a giant hole in the wall with his feet trying to push his computer chair back
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 01:00 |
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Move to a brick house; problem solved.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 01:06 |
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Vorik posted:if your kid punches a hole in the wall you failed in parenting I blame his mother's genes. When I was a kid I punched holes in the ceiling. Much more annoying to deal with.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 01:08 |
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Put him in the wall then seal up the hole.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 01:10 |
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I took away his electronics but he has to do a project for Latin class so I had ot give him back his computer for now. Mistake?
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 01:10 |
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RaceBannon posted:I took away his electronics but he has to do a project for Latin class so I had ot give him back his computer for now. Mistake? Make him walk his rear end to the library. Bonus upside that he'll probably get sexually assaulted by a homeless guy in the bathroom. Also yea you caved like a beta dad.
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 01:11 |
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stick an m80 up his rear end hole
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# ? Oct 14, 2015 01:11 |
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JohnnySavs posted:Put him in the wall then seal up the hole. Lure him in with the promise of alcohol.
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