I'm going to marry a celebrity

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Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Well i'm going to try to at least. Probably going to fail though. I'd be lucky enough to get married to anyone in the first place and then keeping the marriage together...I've made myself sad now.

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Yolo!

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Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

im going to marry my butt

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glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

your spouse is only going to acquire fame after you brutally murder her in the crime of the century, sorry OP better luck next time

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Red Minjo: Oct 20, 2010; Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.; Gravy Boat 2k

Charles Manson is already married, OP.

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Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Kat Dennings, Katy Perry, if you are read this just know I can easily learn to love you

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dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

take my wife! please!!! lol

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dad gay. so what posted:

take my wife! please!!! lol

This sounds a little fishy but OK, I'll bite. What's the catch?

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nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

winona ryder has been waiting for me fo r a long time

of course i will probably only stay married to her for a year or two before trading in for emma watson, but it'l be the bes tyear or two of miy life and i'll always wish i had stayed w her

which will propel me onto mila kunis, then jessica chastain, neither of whom will fill that void

probably end up w channing tatum at the end of it all, i guess it's a pretty good consolation prize

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JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

i would marry Bert Reynolds

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Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

Go give Dustin Diamond a conjugal.

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dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

FIRST TIME posted:

This sounds a little fishy but OK, I'll bite. What's the catch?

*makes trout hook motion with finger in mouth and starts moving to the right out the door and into traffic into bus going 63 miles an hour not giving it enough speed to accomplish time travel*

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Terrorist Fistbump: Jan 29, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

Enfield posted:

im going to marry my butt

pics of that famous rear end pls

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Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

nomadologique posted:

winona ryder has been waiting for me fo r a long time

of course i will probably only stay married to her for a year or two before trading in for emma watson, but it'l be the bes tyear or two of miy life and i'll always wish i had stayed w her

which will propel me onto mila kunis, then jessica chastain, neither of whom will fill that void

probably end up w channing tatum at the end of it all, i guess it's a pretty good consolation prize

come on man, you've got to be realistic

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

im married to lots of celebrities. it is easy so long as you dont tell them about it.

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Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

im married to my own rear end

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