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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
let's do this guys if i get enough people to sign up in this thread we get a pizza party at the end of training camp

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Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
I'm kafir

KewlBiens
Nov 21, 2007

by Lowtax
im reporting this thread to the fbi youre all going to guantanamo

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

KewlBiens posted:

im reporting this thread to the fbi youre all going to guantanamo

good, im hella in to humiliation and rectal feeding

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
I do like the idea of getting waited on by slaves while my jihadist husband rapes someone else in the next room, hm, it's a tempting offer OP let me think about it and get back to you.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
voted 5 to lure :twisted:

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

last time i joined i had to buy my own tickets to syria, are you cheapskates going to chip in this time or what?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

ok i dont want to get shot or anything, but i'll stay back at hq and make a big jug of store brand gatorade mix for the thirsty troops when they get home from war

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

ok i dont want to get shot or anything, but i'll stay back at hq and make a big jug of store brand gatorade mix for the thirsty troops when they get home from war

sounds good. I'll make the website.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
no thanks





oh wait gently caress

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Can we get pepperoni and sausage pizza?

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
I play a lot of Counterstrike and Call of Duty so I'm more than qualified.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

ChrisHansen posted:

Can we get pepperoni and sausage pizza?

Here at ISIS we use pineapple as a pizza topping. We hope this won't be an issue.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
lol a lot of kafir pigs posting in this thread

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

Libelous Slander posted:

Here at ISIS we use pineapple as a pizza topping. We hope this won't be an issue.

Pineapple on pizza without ham and bacon? An affront to God. Death to Daesh heathens.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Ha, here's one thread *I won't* be posting in.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Libelous Slander posted:

Here at ISIS we use pineapple as a pizza topping. We hope this won't be an issue.
"WHAT???" Congress yells.

And that is how they voted money to destroy ISIS once and for all.

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

Ha, here's one thread *I won't* be posting in.
Too late, we hooked you with our fundamentalist wiles :wink:

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
i wanna join































i'm not a narc i promise

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
i wonder if i teach them about logic and atheism if i join them

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Hot Karl Marx posted:

i wonder if i teach them about logic and atheism if i join them
Start a twitter campaign to send Richard Dawkins to Syria and find out. The world wins no matter what happens, if you look at it right.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Tendai posted:

Start a twitter campaign to send Richard Dawkins to Syria and find out. The world wins no matter what happens, if you look at it right.

yes we must send the most logically atheist of them all

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
If we try hard enough we can Weekend At Bernie's the corpse of Christopher Hitchens and send that with him too?

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

i've always wanted to float around in space so sign me up :)

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

oh, I S I S? poo poo

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Does isis have a TV channel yet?

Can we pretend to be isis joiners and get them to send us money for "plane tickets"?

ChrisHansen fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Oct 14, 2015

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

ChrisHansen posted:

Does isis have a TV channel yet?
Pretty sure they have a youtube because that's how dumbasses from the west decide they want to go burn people alive

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Has any isisers done an ama? That's one of the few things that would attract me to reddit

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
hey

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I already joined al-qaeda via thread, is it cool if I dual class orrrrrrr

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I can't think of a joke.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
"I'll join!"
_____/
:nsa:

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong
ill

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
Would jihad for that ancient titty

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

reporting for my slave brides

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Can I join if I'm gay? This is a deal breaker

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
I tried to join but was rejected due to my IBS. I guess jihad and diarrhea dont mix

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Captain Yossarian posted:

Can I join if I'm gay? This is a deal breaker

No homos in isis, sorry

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

I tried to join but was rejected due to my IBS. I guess jihad and diarrhea dont mix
No one's going to take you seriously if you have to carry around a poo poo bucket while you're beheading infidels, man

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Hector Beerlioz posted:

No homos in isis, sorry

:(

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

It's Mohammed, not Mohomomed. Sorry, but thems the breaks, captain.

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