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stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Since Tom won every series has it's own Tom. They're never going to win again.

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The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

They're going to kill people with raw calamari.

They didnt sell it I cant believe it

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

Meth Aesthetic posted:

Dan is striking me as being a real prick

He strikes me as a floppy public schoolboy who still has a wet nurse at home.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

The Big Taff Man posted:

They didnt sell it I cant believe it

Dammit, I thought they were gonna power through and sell room temperature calamari.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
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The blue teams leader is going right? She literally tried to turn down a sale in the last hour?

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

"Happy at selling below cost" needs to be on the bingo card.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



So Versatile means you're versatile? Got it.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Gobshite is gone the first possible chance shugs gets

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

drat.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
£1.87 lol

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Ah, good old Apprentice editing.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Total Meatlove posted:

Gobshite is gone the first possible chance shugs gets

You're in the show?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Lollllll

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

I wish they factored pitch fee into the profit.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Wonder if they factored in the cost of the lettuce and the eggs and the potatoes for that salad. Didn't see them haggling over free range vs cheap eggs or anything.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
All I can think about is my amstrad emailer phone my student house had... good times.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
How many will he fire? 4?

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
That is by far the worst profit I've ever seen on this show

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

Nettle Soup posted:

Wonder if they factored in the cost of the lettuce and the eggs and the potatoes for that salad. Didn't see them haggling over free range vs cheap eggs or anything.

Cost of the food van, certification and other costly stuff you need to sell to the public too.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Those fryers aren't free either. Or the actual manufacturing premises.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
The cameraman, soundman and director probably cost a lot as well.

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
Bullshitting mode activated

Jessant
Jun 16, 2001

This a poor plan Dan.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Hair-bob to go.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
It'll be a shame if the Chris Addison fella gets fired.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Wont sugar just look at their business plans and decide from that anyway?

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Nettle Soup posted:

Wonder if they factored in the cost of the lettuce and the eggs and the potatoes for that salad. Didn't see them haggling over free range vs cheap eggs or anything.

Yeah because thats what theyre moaning about Dan for, They had a price list

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

I hate the word stipulate. You said it. One loving syllable.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

I genuinely specifically did not stipulate with any other specification...

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Brett has serious issues.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
So that's two of them who are ex-Navy?

Cuts hitting hard, forcing ex-servicemen and women to prostitute themselves on national TV.

NotJustANumber99 posted:

It'll be a shame if the Chris Addison fella gets fired.
That's who the voice reminded me of.

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
I think Shuga likes Dan, he's seeing through the scapegoating

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
I did the pans. They needed doing.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Er... now he has actually spoken, fire him.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
RIP pans

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty

Devol_Tettran posted:

Well Dan's toast. Maybe not today, but no sales skills = taxi time.

:toot:

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Fan of Britches
I feel like that was a bit harsh on Dan tbh

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


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Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
Brett deserved to go

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Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Should have been April. Terribly managed team that literally was £2 away from making a loss, I don't think it's the fault of the dopey guy who couldn't sell a salad

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