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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
push your penis and balls up into your abdomen OP

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
Thats a dapper rat.

edit - is dapper an exclusively male term?

escalator incident
Oct 1, 2005

Sorry for the convenience.
Fun Shoe

whats his name op

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

needs bigger boat posted:

whats his name op

Mom

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

needs bigger boat posted:

whats his name op

fuckifino

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
That rats hella cute

Heres the groom, best man, flowergirl, and fairy godmother



extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
hhaaha those rats think they people

*camera zooms out like lovely men in black movie and bigger people are laughing that we think we're people*

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
full disclosure i am ascared of rats because they have wicket sharp teeth

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

JiveHonky posted:

full disclosure i am ascared of rats because they have wicket sharp teeth

I have been bitten by a rat, a squirrel, and a cat, and let me tell you the cat sand squirrels are 1000x worse

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
really? i have not been bitten by rats because i stay at a respectful distance because once when i was a little kid my mum got bitten by our hamster at the base of her thumb and it must have gotten an artery because the blood was pulsing and squirting and it was horror fying.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

I think she's pretty. :allears:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
they can chew through concrete!

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
a tawdry ralp

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

JiveHonky posted:

really? i have not been bitten by rats because i stay at a respectful distance because once when i was a little kid my mum got bitten by our hamster at the base of her thumb and it must have gotten an artery because the blood was pulsing and squirting and it was horror fying.

I grabbed one of my rats when she was already scared and she bit me, it bled and stung a bit but was pretty tame compared to all other animals that have bitten me (most of them). Thats the only time a rat has bitten me and I have had like 20 rats in my life, they're pretty chill.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

No match for the Rowdy TroutTM imo.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
plz dont marry the rats op

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
This rat is in a boot

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
Just leaving this here...

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Amazing Zimmo posted:

Just leaving this here...



I had my rat's saks removed so they're safe

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME

Bismuth posted:

I had my rat's saks removed so they're safe

Where do you keep the sak? I assume a jar in his cage, to remind him who's the boss?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

greg sexyvibes posted:

Where do you keep the sak? I assume a jar in his cage, to remind him who's the boss?

Sold them to the company that makes these things

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Bismuth posted:

Sold them to the company that makes these things

Those things taste like poo poo.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS

Amazing Zimmo posted:

Those things taste like poo poo.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

:agreed:

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omiYaDuvlAw

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
gonna have to just tell you to "suck it", OP. i really dont have time for this poo poo right now

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Those poor rats good lord

Palette cleanser:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Bismuth posted:

Those poor rats good lord

Palette cleanser:


this rat is the best rat

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Kuato posted:

this rat is the best rat

No. This rat is the best rat

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Wrong again rear end in a top hat

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Bismuth posted:

Wrong again rear end in a top hat


Ok then, what about this rat. He thinks he's people :kimchi:

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Amazing Zimmo posted:

Ok then, what about this rat. He thinks he's people :kimchi:



Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I'm gonna add "The Tawdry Rat" to my list of good names for fantasy taverns.

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
The Mangy Monkey

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
rats off to ya

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