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gameFAQsspinoffETI
Oct 4, 2015

by Lowtax
1. jerk off 36 times in a dark room

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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

2. jerk off onto guest's toothbrushes when you have out of town visitors

The Ghoul
Dec 8, 2011

I got a cobra for a cock and some wrought iron balls
3. Skip the trip to Olive Garden! Make Alfredo with your special sauce.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
1. Jack off to make cum

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

1. Jack off to make cum

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Grow mushrooms

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
caramelize ur cumm

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
69. gently caress yourself op

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
420. smoke cum erryday

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Babies.

















Just kidding. Don't have babies, they're only gonna die on you.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

put favourite anime figurine in mason jar

put a lot of cum in same jar

enjoy your decoration

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
22. Diaper baby must cum in diaper

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

Use cum instead of sweet chestnuts in recipies.

Bone_Enterprise
Aug 9, 2005

Inception Cigars
www.inceptioncigars.com
Just buy the book you scrubs:
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agQpK6H3LP8

Bamford Brownstone
Jul 21, 2010
I guess in this case maybe DIY stands for Dicks Inside You

post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013
Have an old envelope that won't seal? Spew your glue on that pesky postage!

ShiroTheSniper
Mar 19, 2009

I see dead arrows.
Lipstick Apathy
I would jerk you off 36 times OP but I'm affraid of the dark.

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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Stop using Blu-Tack, that poo poo costs too much. Just use your own White-Tack instead.

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