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"Yes, I intentionally look for things to scare me! I don't find enough things that are already terrifying in, say, the news. I feel no need to compound my real fears with fake ones because, well, I don't really have any real fears. In my experience, the world is a kind, safe place that just needs, y'know, a little goosing now and then. I do love a good fright!" -a babby
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Oct 15, 2015 04:27
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if you don't like dead alive or alien, you shouldn't deserve to live
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symbolic posted:if you don't like dead alive or alien, you shouldn't deserve to live you know what's scarier than either of those, kid? cancer
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Oct 15, 2015 04:28
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or how about this: president trump
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Horniest Manticore posted:you know what's scarier than either of those, kid? cancer
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Oct 15, 2015 04:30
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actually i take that back
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symbolic posted:i'd rather die by cancer than die by having my head and spine ripped out the back of my body psst! one of those will actually for serious no fooling happen to you
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Horniest Manticore posted:psst! one of those will actually for serious no fooling happen to you
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Oct 15, 2015 04:31
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Horniest Manticore posted:psst! one of those will actually for serious no fooling happen to you Is it the spine rip one?
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Oct 15, 2015 04:33
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in all seriousness, the appeal of horror movies is completely lost on me
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Oct 15, 2015 04:34
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Run out of xanax op?
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Oct 15, 2015 04:35
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Good horror is about uneasiness slowly creeping around you like bugs that you can't see or feel, but they're there. You're talking about scary. Scary is lame.
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Horniest Manticore posted:in all seriousness, the appeal of horror movies is completely lost on me youre lost on me
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Oct 15, 2015 04:37
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Horniest Manticore posted:in all seriousness, the appeal of horror movies is completely lost on me
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Oct 15, 2015 04:37
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prove it
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Oct 15, 2015 04:38
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FaradayCage posted:Good horror is about uneasiness slowly creeping around you like bugs that you can't see or feel, but they're there. and if you need a movie to feel that, you're on a much different trip through this life than me. i dunno
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Oct 15, 2015 04:38
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weird way to troll op. i like it. almost as much as i like the sci fi body horror flick the thing starring kurt russel.
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Oct 15, 2015 04:43
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Oct 15, 2015 04:44
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Body horror is good horror because if you don't have your health, you don't have anything.
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gizmojumpjet posted:Body horror is good horror because if you don't have your health, you don't have anything. but again why do you need a horror movie to feel uncomfortable about your body? why don't you feel that enough as it is?
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Oct 15, 2015 04:47
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Horror movies are really comedy movies, you watch them and practically everything that happens you're like "wtf are you doing that for you idiot?".
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Oct 15, 2015 04:49
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Horniest Manticore posted:in all seriousness, the appeal of horror movies is completely lost on me sorry about your autism
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Oct 15, 2015 04:52
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counterpoint: jason killing teenage sexhavers is the greatest protagonist in cinematic history
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mclast posted:counterpoint: jason killing teenage sexhavers is the greatest protagonist in cinematic history you probably really mean that too
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mclast posted:counterpoint: jason killing teenage sexhavers is the greatest protagonist in cinematic history https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF629C5WRqU
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Oct 15, 2015 05:15
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Kiryen posted:Horror movies are really comedy movies, you watch them and practically everything that happens you're like "wtf are you doing that for you idiot?". Pretty much this, you can laugh and shake your head at the antics of dumb assholes getting what they deserve without getting guilt tripped by idiots you know that would run to the basement during a flash flood.
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Oct 15, 2015 05:16
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liking anything but the promise of your own eventual death is dumb and gay.
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Specter posted:Pretty much this, you can laugh and shake your head at the antics of dumb assholes getting what they deserve without getting guilt tripped by idiots you know that would run to the basement during a flash flood. being a dumb rear end in a top hat does not mean you deserve to get hacked to death by a psychopath, come on now Serious Frolicking posted:liking anything but the promise of your own eventual death is dumb and gay.
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Oct 15, 2015 05:26
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Horror doesn't necessarily mean scary to the viewer. Ravenous is one of my favorite films and a horror, but in no way is it scary for someone watching. I also liked You're Next and The Thing, neither of which felt threatening "to me" as an audience member, it's more like a film where a lot of people are guaranteed to be under absurd stress.
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Horniest Manticore posted:you know what's scarier than either of those, kid? cancer Cancer doesn't go away after two hours. Nobody would want to watch a horror movie that goes on for 3 years and then kills you.
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Oct 15, 2015 05:32
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Pick posted:Horror doesn't necessarily mean scary to the viewer. so then you're a sociopath. i see.
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Oct 15, 2015 05:33
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Kiryen posted:Horror movies are really comedy movies, you watch them and practically everything that happens you're like "wtf are you doing that for you idiot?". Plus back in the 80s it was the easiest porn to get if you were a teenager. Titties used to be more of a novelty.
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Horniest Manticore posted:so then you're a sociopath. i see. Ravenous is about self-sacrifice and men wanting to touch each other in the Pants Area, whereas You're Next is about how women are routinely underestimated while men are huge weenies, and The Thing is about testing a parameter space with limited resources.
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Oct 15, 2015 05:37
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Best part of that movie was when the lonely nerd upgraded his sex bot and the sex bot kicked Jason's rear end. The part after that where the computer just upgraded him for no real reason was a really unrealistic part of this movie about an immortal zombie in space, imo.
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I watched Evil Dead (the 2013 remake) last weekend and it was so tense I had to pause it for a smoke break halfway through before I had an anxiety attack.
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Whiskey Sours posted:I watched Evil Dead (the 2013 remake) last weekend and it was so tense I had to pause it for a smoke break halfway through before I had an anxiety attack. why would you do that to yourself? doesn't your life have enough stress as it is? serious question
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Oct 15, 2015 05:42
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American horror films best films. Outsourcing horror ended up with confusing/boring poo poo or actual torture/snuff poo poo.
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people can have different tastes in things like movies, a concept asperger's case goons like the OP can't comprehend
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