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RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
didn't some dudes make bacon bullets for this a few years ago? I'd look it up but I'm on my phone and supposed to be working

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

RadioactiveKid posted:

didn't some dudes make bacon bullets for this a few years ago? I'd look it up but I'm on my phone and supposed to be working

Iirc, bacon bullets were an urban legend.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



iirc this is actually a war crime

Applewhite posted:

Iirc, bacon bullets were an urban legend.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
its such an amazingly simple solution lol

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Rahu posted:

Where do you even find pork in isreal? I would assume most local shops don't carry it.

It's very easy you find in urban areas, there is a big secular population that doesn't give a poo poo about kosher laws.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

well strictly speaking you can't find anything in israel since it isn't a real country

hmmmmm you're wrong, off with your head

160 of the 192 other UN member states (83%) currently recognize Israel.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
didnt read the thread because Israel but have any goons unironically scolded this dude for placing a piece of food on a guys face who attempted to kill people?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
In the future cyborg pig soldiers will be the vanguard for dealing with islamic terrorists.

Bamford Brownstone
Jul 21, 2010
Maybe that scene from District 9 with the pig was an accurate prediction of the future of anti-terror weaponry.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
its mind boggling that, of all things, thats a "rule"

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

well strictly speaking you can't find anything in israel since it isn't a real country

Shut up filthy mooslim

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
reminds me of some sci fi show where they tied a guy down before he died so he couldnt flip over to make his soul go back into the earth.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


plastic bottles filled with pork fat keep muslims off the lawn

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Good

prinneh
Jul 29, 2005
prince of denmark
Am I imagining this or didn't americans come up with something like pork bullets at one point?

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
They found out their one weakness. Skin contact with pig meat.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

prinneh posted:

Am I imagining this or didn't americans come up with something like pork bullets at one point?

yeah they did, and people posted about it already, bitch. read the thread!!!

prinneh
Jul 29, 2005
prince of denmark

Spanish Manlove posted:

yeah they did, and people posted about it already, bitch. read the thread!!!

urgh, I'm on my phone and didn't update the thread properly, so I didn't see it.

I still suck tho!

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

reminds me of some sci fi show where they tied a guy down before he died so he couldnt flip over to make his soul go back into the earth.

Ha ha, you watched Voyager.

Aw poo poo, so did I... :(

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

The Goatfather posted:

iirc this is actually a war crime




I stand corrected.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
Why was the terrorist wearing a thong?

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

What happens if a muslim touches a fat person or a cop?

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

Phobic Nest posted:

Ha ha, you watched Voyager.

Aw poo poo, so did I... :(

Ah no wonder I couldnt remember. :shobon:

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
The worst kind of terrorism is shooting a video landscape, rotating it to portrait and displaying it on a landscape screen. My neck hurts.

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
Jihawg sounds like the name of a cartoon character that would appear in an old bugs bunny cartoon

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
The next generation of soldier

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
The future of warfare is just going to be remote control robots desecrating graves.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
death to Israel

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Moridin920 posted:

death to Israel

lol

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
just lol at the israeli backlash if some muslim desecrated the soon to be corpse of an israeli

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
p sure pig bullets would be a warcrime

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

nomadologique posted:

just lol at the israeli backlash if some muslim desecrated the soon to be corpse of an israeli

if you like pina coladas

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

nomadologique posted:

just lol at the israeli backlash if some muslim desecrated the soon to be corpse of an israeli

ripping up their bar certificate and scattering it over their face and genitals

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

concerned mom posted:

p sure pig bullets would be a warcrime

Israel certainly wouldn't want to commit any warcrimes.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
why doesn't everyone just start wearing clothes made of pork that way it will stop suicide bombers since pork will assuredly splatter on them if they blow up

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

Poetic Justice posted:

why doesn't everyone just start wearing clothes made of pork that way it will stop suicide bombers since pork will assuredly splatter on them if they blow up

replace the wall with those open air lagoons of pig poo poo

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Poetic Justice posted:

why doesn't everyone just start wearing clothes made of pork that way it will stop suicide bombers since pork will assuredly splatter on them if they blow up

the illegal settlers would be accused of bringing home the bacon :heysexy:

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

this is like those women anti isis fighters who own because dumbass terrorists think being killed by a woman will get them to hell

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Spanish Manlove posted:

there's no risk of probation since nobody reads this fuckin place so gently caress it why not


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GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

concerned mom posted:

p sure pig bullets would be a warcrime

hows shooting someone with pig bullets worse than shooting them with regular bullets? either way they still end up dead

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