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I had to post this before I forget it. Last night in my dream I was friends with a porn star, who was for once actually a porn star in the dream as well. I don't remember the circumstances that led to that because I forgot like the first 90% now but we were close friends - but that was that, we weren't dating. Her job didn't bother me at all. For some reason we... acquired a large piece of nice land (together for some reason? but it wasn't strange either) but didn't have enough money for a house on it yet. But we were so stoked about it we were running and laughing on it for a while. I remember being at home trying to fill out paperwork to do taxes on it... and getting annoyed because it was confusing as poo poo and not sending it in. Then IRS sent some kind of tax swat team after BOTH of us. I called her to meet me at some truck stop near the land. For some reason, it was completely accepted that we should be running from the IRS at this point like it was just common in that world... but anyway we built a three box hobo compound. They weren't even new boxes, they were hosed up old ripped barely still a square boxes. We could both only barely fit into one of them. But for some reason, again in this strange world, this was fine. After a while I was laying on my front in this extremely tight box and she got on my back to "save space" and gave me a backrub. After some really graphic dream sex a lot of stuff happens and we get married  and live in a mansion . I also had a mad case of ED, but she said she loved me anyway  What did you dream about yesterday?
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Oct 15, 2015 15:36
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I have been losing sleep. I know what helps. Indica marijuana, do you have any?
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Oct 15, 2015 15:40
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just get an ambien script. i dream about pornstars every single night
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Oct 15, 2015 15:43
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Had a dream me and some friends stopped at this dudes house in the countryside for some reason. Turns out it was Maury povich and he was pouring us microbrews in his wine cellar/humidor. It got weird so we left. Then we were at some festival and I had this weird burnout girlfriend and all she wanted to do was sleep in the tent. I couldn't make it to any of the stages because I kept talking to interesting people. Finally I went back to the tent and the girl rolls over and says "can you turn off the flashlight" and i was like "it's not even on" then I saw it dangling from the roof of the tent, almost completely out of battery and so dim you could hardly see it. I turned it off anyways and she let out a moan of contentment and went back to sleep. Jokes on her though, the sun was coming up. I was going to go back out and socialize but I didn't want to ruin the moment.
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Oct 15, 2015 15:50
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I was running around a very formal party looking for a specific place, and when I would finally find it I would get intercepted by someone who I wanted to talk to, but I couldn't let them know my sense of urgency or they would ask... questions. So I chatted with the intercepting party guest (I think it was a wedding reception for a family member...) excused myself and repeated this a few times until I finally found the place I was looking for- a straight level area for me to run and take off, so that I could fly up and shoot down invading Russian aircraft. In a tux
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Oct 15, 2015 16:01
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my dreams are usually really hosed up
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Oct 15, 2015 16:03
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Enfield posted:my dreams are usually really hosed up can you share one
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Oct 15, 2015 16:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxuThNgl3YA
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Oct 15, 2015 16:13
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Congrats OP you've made contact with your spirit spouse. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirit_spouse
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Oct 15, 2015 16:43
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The_Cack posted:Congrats OP you've made contact with your spirit spouse. are you loving serious? this loving rules
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Oct 15, 2015 16:48
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One time I had a dream where I had to take a really nasty poo poo in third grade and I was in my school's lovely cafeteria that doubled as the gym. The walls doubled as walk in bathroom stalls but either they were all occupied or caked in poo poo so I couldn't use them. I walked outside and suddenly got myself snared and hung by the ankles by robbers who let me go after telling them I had to take a poo poo. Then I went into my house that materialized outside the school, took a poo poo, then walked out and woke up.
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Oct 15, 2015 16:54
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I had a dream where I was a detective investigating the Mexican Mafia. My partner was a genetically modified rabbit named Vern. He was like 2 feet tall and hairless because the genetic experiments gave him mad cancer. The dream mostly took place in a car and I cant remember what was said. I remember Vern being very surly.
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Oct 15, 2015 17:16
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cucked in your dreamsHihohe posted:I had a dream where I was a detective investigating the Mexican Mafia. My partner was a genetically modified rabbit named Vern. He was like 2 feet tall and hairless because the genetic experiments gave him mad cancer. The dream mostly took place in a car and I cant remember what was said. I remember Vern being very surly. yeah you'd be sullen too if you were a cancer ridden genetic freak
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Oct 15, 2015 17:42
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dreamed that i had a toaster that you just had to press the plunger down and toast would come out in a couple mins - didnt even have to put raw bread in first!! working on getting prescription for enough sleeping pills so i can dream forever
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