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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
:synpa:

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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Well son. When a mommy ghost and a daddy ghost love each other very much. Or even two daddy ghosts or two mommy ghosts I guess these days. Whatever its something you shouldn't be worrying about until you're over 100 anyway

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
So who was in the gimp suit that hosed the mom from FNL anyway? I hope it was me.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Machai posted:

sperms are just tiny ghosts

is that where the word ectoplasm comes from?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
in the popular manga bleach, the main character is the child of a ghost wearing an artificial meat suit and a human woman. he has ghost powers. also, his dad is a thoroughbred ghost from a long line of ghosts, who gently caress each other and produce ghost babies who then grow up to be ghost adults, but they can also freely interbreed with normal ghosts who are dead humans. also swords and power levels are involved somehow.

in short, ghost dna!

this is one of my favorite subjects.

Metagrubs
Jan 5, 2015
Lipstick Apathy
I did not like at the end when the ghosts ordered a pizza which really actually happened this is not a goofy make em up. The ghosts order a pizza at the end

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
Ghosts smoke cigarettes in the show too.

I mean, I don't get it, are they GHOSTS or are they just physical people who can't leave the house and can turn invisible or can ghosts have taste and jizz in the house or can they do that anywhere else?

Like the gay ghost goes out on Halloween to suck and gently caress other gay ghosts so I don't even get it

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

dont die horny

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
It's fairly simple OP







Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!

Machai posted:

sperms are just tiny ghosts

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
No but seriously at the heart of each sperm is a tiny ghost. When it meets the egg and they fuse to form a fetus, the ghost develops into the soul of the newborn child. Life begins at conception, QED.

E: masturbation isn't murder, though. The ghosts inside sperms are tiny and dehydrated. It takes the moist environment of a woman's pussy to bring them to life.
This is also why anal sex (sodomy) is a sin. The moist environment of a person's colon also hydrates all the ghosts, so anal sex is mass murder.

Applewhite fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Oct 16, 2015

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Instead of jizz its 'ectoplasm' and instead of orgasm its 'possesion'. That's all the lingo you need to know, I am sure you can work the rest out from here OP.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Ghosts smoke cigarettes in the show too.

I mean, I don't get it, are they GHOSTS or are they just physical people who can't leave the house and can turn invisible or can ghosts have taste and jizz in the house or can they do that anywhere else?

Like the gay ghost goes out on Halloween to suck and gently caress other gay ghosts so I don't even get it

Functional parameters vary from manifestation to manifestation. It's all very personal.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

This thread's mission is accomplished.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

A ghost hosed Kesha.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i am the ghost of regretful sexual encounters past

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Applewhite posted:

No but seriously at the heart of each sperm is a tiny ghost. When it meets the egg and they fuse to form a fetus, the ghost develops into the soul of the newborn child. Life begins at conception, QED.

E: masturbation isn't murder, though. The ghosts inside sperms are tiny and dehydrated. It takes the moist environment of a woman's pussy to bring them to life.
This is also why anal sex (sodomy) is a sin. The moist environment of a person's colon also hydrates all the ghosts, so anal sex is mass murder.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
How did the wife not know she was banging a twink ghost child instead of her husband. I'd recognize if my wife was suddenly a skinny twink.

AHS is a show I just can't believe in.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

drop that ectoplasam into my dirty hole. Thank you

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013

mdm posted:

is that where the word ectoplasm comes from?

That is it. Ectoplasm is cum.
Makes you think about Ghostbusters...

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Seeing that Cosby gift after he's been outed I think it's pretty clear he did that on purpose. He's got such a cheeky little grin.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

BottledBodhisvata posted:


But we're off track, I need some loving science done in this poo poo. What is a ghost made out of?

Whoa I can answer this one.

Ectoplasm. That is loving scientifically proven.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

BottledBodhisvata posted:

But we're off track, I need some loving science done in this poo poo. What is a ghost made out of?

imagination

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TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

:eyepop:

this page is a ghost now

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