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dude just inm the first couples decades of the century all that has happened?
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nomadologique posted:dude just inm the first couples decades of the century all that has happened? The 22nd century is an exciting time, full of regulatory innovations.
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Oct 18, 2015 14:31
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The NNYSE will suffer a cataclysmic crash when the kinect enabled electrobroker hears some guy mutter profanity under his beath.
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Oct 18, 2015 19:00
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2122: Millstone at North Korean flour mill cracks, killing millions from starvation.
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Oct 18, 2015 20:08
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Tubesock posted:A satellite clean up vehicle designed to remove defunct high resolution Earth observation cameras explodes under mysterious circumstances during orbital insertion. The accident sets off an ablation cascade (also known as the Kessler effect) which soon destroys all satellites in low earth orbit. Major disruptions to communications, space selfies, and GPS are experienced across the world. The cost just to clean up the debris cloud is estimated at 43 to 175 trillion dollars. This does not include the cost to replace the satellites that were destroyed. It is estimated it would take at least 10 years before it would be safe to begin launching replacement satellites. I like this one.
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2115 God-King Obama of the United World Order finally succeeds in eliminating the last of humanity's civil liberties
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Moltke posted:2115 God-King Obama of the United World Order finally succeeds in eliminating the last of humanity's civil liberties Can't believe you'd mention this without mentioning the 2103 extermination of white people, 9.8 billion dead.
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EngineerSean posted:Can't believe you'd mention this without mentioning the 2103 extermination of white people, 9.8 billion dead. uhh, i dont think utopian futures are in the scope of this thread
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Oct 18, 2015 21:28
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2525- After trillions of deaths due to accidents, disease, war and plain human stupidity not one death recorded has ever been due to overdosing on marijuana.
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Spazzle posted:2103 All muslim.
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literally lol if you think human civilization will survive past the first year of the trump presidency
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2170 - Water diviner dies of extreme radiation poisioning in the Yosemite Desert. Manages to erect a warning flag post constructed of selfie sticks as protocol dictates.
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Oct 18, 2015 23:32
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Scientists develop pleasure chip for servant robots. Robots gently caress everyone to death. Robots gently caress themselves into twitchy quivering droid pieces. Fast forward 7,028 years, a spaceship full of horny alien sluts comes to earth and fucks the robot parts indefinitely. It's fine, they are insatiable. That's why they left their planet with the limp dick pansy males. They decide to make clones of themselves and turn earth into a lesbo dildo station and the cosmic travel industry is booming. But then a girthy Asian guy gets unfrozen from a block of ice in the mountains or some poo poo and ruins the planet.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Scientists develop pleasure chip for servant robots. Robots gently caress everyone to death. Robots gently caress themselves into twitchy quivering droid pieces. Fast forward 7,028 years, a spaceship full of horny alien sluts comes to earth and fucks the robot parts indefinitely. It's fine, they are insatiable. That's why they left their planet with the limp dick pansy males. They decide to make clones of themselves and turn earth into a lesbo dildo station and the cosmic travel industry is booming. But then a girthy Asian guy gets unfrozen from a block of ice in the mountains or some poo poo and ruins the planet. Would read a book about that man
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2082 In a weird coincidence, yet another deadly virus appears using the dick-in-rear end mode of transmission. AAPL stock price drops precipitously, causing millions of deaths because of hilarious dependence on frivolous technological something or other.
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Oct 19, 2015 00:15
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Scientists develop pleasure chip for servant robots. Robots gently caress everyone to death. Robots gently caress themselves into twitchy quivering droid pieces. Fast forward 7,028 years, a spaceship full of horny alien sluts comes to earth and fucks the robot parts indefinitely. It's fine, they are insatiable. That's why they left their planet with the limp dick pansy males. They decide to make clones of themselves and turn earth into a lesbo dildo station and the cosmic travel industry is booming. But then a girthy Asian guy gets unfrozen from a block of ice in the mountains or some poo poo and ruins the planet. Where'd you find the script of superhappy's next comic?
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Oct 19, 2015 00:27
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Leroy Dennui posted:Where'd you find the script of superhappy's next comic? Channeling from deep anus.
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2095 IBM personal assistant robots suffer from memory overflow glitch. Results in the robot locking up and simply asking users "Is that want you want?". 642M dead.
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