Cutting circular pizza in a gird

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Rhombic Drive: Apr 15, 2007

Protocol7 posted:

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# ? Oct 16, 2015 06:25

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Ambuletz: Sep 7, 2006; I love my brother very much.

it's called a loving party cut and not a grid you stupid nerd

8-cut != party. it equals your depressing fat rear end eating yet another dominos 2-for-1 special, you want some ranch wit that?

# ? Oct 16, 2015 06:30

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Ambuletz posted:

it's called a loving party cut and not a grid you stupid nerd

8-cut != party. it equals your depressing fat rear end eating yet another dominos 2-for-1 special, you want some ranch wit that?

why are you calling people fat when you're the one that knows the technical terms for pizza cuts?

# ? Oct 16, 2015 06:31

Fart Puzzle: Jul 25, 2007; compressed fart pieces

Business Gorillas posted:

why are you calling people fat when you're the one that knows the technical terms for pizza cuts?

well he said party cut so obvs he throws lots of parties and is therefore hella cool duh

# ? Oct 16, 2015 06:33

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

its a party cut because when u pnp you can only eat a tiny amount of pizza before you poz some neg holes

# ? Oct 16, 2015 06:34

defaultluser: Jan 13, 2007; The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future; Fun Shoe

Simple.

When you order a 30 inch pizza, you need something a little more accessible than ultra thin pizza slices

# ? Oct 16, 2015 06:41

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

Baba Ganoush posted:

I cut pizza with scissors, it's the most efficient way but everyone seems to think its gross.

As long as you don't use your pube-cutting scissors it should be fine.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 06:41

Carol Pizzamom: Jul 13, 2006; a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

my favorite pizza is 18 inch or larger then sliced into 12 or more slices so you get these kinda long thin slices

# ? Oct 16, 2015 06:42

Ambuletz: Sep 7, 2006; I love my brother very much.

bruh if little pizza squares don't put you in party mode you need more frendz

# ? Oct 16, 2015 06:49

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

Phobic Nest posted:

gently caress yeah

im the 30 percent of the sauce in every pizza pocket that leaked out an burned on the pan

# ? Oct 16, 2015 06:55

ashgromnies: Jun 19, 2004

Commie NedFlanders posted:

It's the appropriate way to cut a thin crust otherwise your pizza will be floppy and weak

tjis, new york style pizza is best cut into squares

# ? Oct 16, 2015 06:59

Nick Rivers: Nov 23, 2004

I like pizza.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 07:25

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

I guess you could do concentric circles that get progressively thinner towards the edge.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 07:28

Tanith: Jul 17, 2005; _{Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores

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My sister gets pizza from a place that does this all the time, even when you tell them not to. And she continues to get pizza from them. :psyduck:

# ? Oct 16, 2015 07:28

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

That is how I ate pizza every Friday night for most of my childhood

What I like to do is take two center pieces and flip one piece over onto the other. Mini pizza sandwich!

# ? Oct 16, 2015 07:35

Amazing Zimmo: Jan 27, 2006; That's quite a load you got in them diapers

OP while doing his taxes

# ? Oct 16, 2015 07:41

Nutsngum: Oct 9, 2004; I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Ask for uncut then roll that poo poo up like a buritto.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 07:55

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

i dont cut my pizza i just lay it out in front of me and lick the topping off,then push it off the table into a bin

# ? Oct 16, 2015 07:59

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

I have a domino pain.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 08:42

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

numberoneposter posted:

i dont cut my pizza at all

pure 100% uncut pizza

best on the street

Agree but i fold it in half three or four times to make one huge effective slice and then dig in

# ? Oct 16, 2015 18:36

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

All the girds!

# ? Oct 16, 2015 18:40

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

# ? Oct 16, 2015 18:46

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Phobic Nest posted:

gently caress yeah

left them in too long and now all the gooey bits are on the outside come on this is basic poo poo you learn freshman year

# ? Oct 16, 2015 18:47

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

I kinda like it OP because it makes it easier to get as much as you want rather than having to commit to another 8th of the pizza. It also means the people who actually enjoy the crust can have the outside and the people who don't can have the inside.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 19:16

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

Pizza at daybreak/pizza at last wake/ pizza when one is nearly dead.

When pizza is cut in squares you can rage/ against the sting of the light/from your hospital bed.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 19:16

Stuffguyman: Jun 3, 2007

I believe the industry term for this is 'Chicago Cut'. Also the instruction code we used for it was the # character which I always thought was clever.

Welp, that's my pizza story OP, bye.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 19:32

Tomato Burger: Jun 18, 2007; The secret is granola.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm the 1/2" x 1/2" triangle of crust-only-no-sauce to the left of the ruler.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 19:39

Crazyeyes: Nov 5, 2009; If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

They do grid cut pizza in Wisconsin and it always weirds me out when I go out there.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 19:40

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Crazyeyes posted:

They do grid cut pizza in Wisconsin and it always weirds me out when I go out there.

lol no

# ? Oct 16, 2015 19:45

forbidden dialectics: Jul 26, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

If Uli is OK with party cut, I'm OK with it. If the man knows one thing, it's pizza.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 19:46

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.: Sep 29, 2001

if youre cutting it yourself then its pretty easy to line up the cross cuts so that they match up and not leave you the stupid 1x1 triangles of crust

This might be a better solution:

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# ? Oct 16, 2015 19:47

Bamford Brownstone: Jul 21, 2010

Needs more severed goat head.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 19:49

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3: Nov 15, 2003

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

if youre cutting it yourself then its pretty easy to line up the cross cuts so that they match up and not leave you the stupid 1x1 triangles of crust

This might be a better solution:
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trigonomic! *high five*

# ? Oct 16, 2015 19:52

Tezzor: Jul 29, 2013; Can't post for 3 years!

Kiryen posted:

Is the most idiotic thing ever. What the gently caress kind of ignorant shitlord came up with this idea in the first place? You have some pieces that are all crust and a bunch that are no crust at all and they're all too loving small.

It's not just doing it wrong, it's actively going out of your way to be wrong.

i agree, OP.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 19:53

Crazyeyes: Nov 5, 2009; If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

lol no

Not really sure what you mean by that but it's happened several times from pizzerias I've ordered from out there.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 20:11

Crusty Nutsack: Apr 21, 2005; SUCK LASER, COPPERS

Crazyeyes posted:

They do grid cut pizza in Wisconsin and it always weirds me out when I go out there.

well good then there's no reason for you to ever go back to wisconsin ever again

# ? Oct 16, 2015 20:27

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Crusty Nutsack posted:

well good then there's no reason for you to ever go back to wisconsin ever again

They wear cheese on their heads, it's like visiting Mars

# ? Oct 16, 2015 20:34

Shnag: Dec 8, 2010; "I'll be whatever I wanna do!"

Garlic fingers and party pizza's makes sense to cut into a grid. It just seems stupid to cut a regular circular pizza into a grid, especially by default. I have't saw any pizza place do that before, maybe its a regional thing.

# ? Oct 16, 2015 21:38

Helical Nightmares: Apr 30, 2009

Commie NedFlanders posted:

It's the appropriate way to cut a thin crust otherwise your pizza will be floppy and weak

Never been so angry at a post. LITERALLY SHAKING. :frogout:

# ? Oct 16, 2015 21:41

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Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

if youre cutting it yourself then its pretty easy to line up the cross cuts so that they match up and not leave you the stupid 1x1 triangles of crust

This might be a better solution:
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the Isosceles is still the best pizza cut IMHO

# ? Oct 16, 2015 21:46

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