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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Guidelines

- Contribute something

- Stupid people hurting themselves is funny

- "Did I just watch someone die?" No, don't post snuff.

- If something is :nms: or :nws: , link it and tag it.

- No sympathy for the stupid

- Hold my beer and watch this!











Say Nothing has a new favorite as of 09:56 on Oct 16, 2015

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer


0 replies, this thread must be dogshit huh :smuggo: wait... poo poo...

http://animalsbeingdicks.com/








vvvv Well, that escalated quickly :mad:

Takes No Damage has a new favorite as of 05:46 on Oct 17, 2015

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
http://i.imgur.com/nxN8kVK.webm

http://i.imgur.com/xEyOCSi.webm





Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

boo this man

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

She shouldn't have dressed like that if she didn't want to get splashed.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

amityville anus posted:

She shouldn't have dressed like that if she didn't want to get splashed.

Pfft, if it was a REAL splashing the fabric has ways of shutting that whole thing down.


nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably

Don't you put that curse on me.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Here is my opinion on this gif:

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Weatherman posted:

boo this man

This isn't okay, the poster is obviously retarded


https://meduza.io/en/lion/2015/10/1...ollars-doing-it

quote:

A bridge over Kola Bay in Murmansk, deemed by the authorities to carry strategic importance to Russian national security, was partly guarded by a mannequin for a period of at least five months, according to an investigation by local prosecutors. 

A local security company was contracted to guard the bridge. According to the terms of that agreement, the company was supposed to operate four guard posts. The security company only used three guards, however, placing a mannequin in the fourth guard post.

Investigators calculate that the “guard mannequin” earned more than 320,000 rubles ($5,100) during his tour of duty. They’ve opened a criminal case into “theft by means of deception or the abuse of trust, committed on a large scale.”

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

I request a megapost with all the dogs humping people who fell so far. My phone just broke, so cute dogs are a must.

xoFcitcrA
Feb 16, 2010

took the bread and the lamb spread
Lipstick Apathy


Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



The first one is an old classic, I'm still working through the rest though :getin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMxDkOsDZvo

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Let's do this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YISctHpyV8

Tide
Mar 27, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Well there went my morning

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Lilo & Stitches

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
\
:backtowork:
Anyone here seen a classic fencing response?

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

turbomoose posted:

Anyone here seen a classic fencing response?

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

turbomoose posted:

Anyone here seen a classic fencing response?

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

turbomoose posted:

Anyone here seen a classic fencing response?

When the common fence gets startled, it can sacrifice its spikes to confuse predators:

kissekatt
Apr 20, 2005

I have tasted the fruit.

Merijn posted:

I request a megapost with all the dogs humping people who fell so far. My phone just broke, so cute dogs are a must.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5CQcJuyjvA

RillAkBea
Oct 11, 2008


It actually means you're literally holding sex using a squid.
:goonsay:

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

RabbitWizard posted:

When the common fence gets startled, it can sacrifice its spikes to confuse predators:



That was extremely close to turning out WAY worse.

DiverTwig
Jul 23, 2003
I ignore all NWS Tags, my Boss's like porn

YeahTubaMike posted:

That was extremely close to turning out WAY worse.

Considering the third spike to the right was on the fence before he fell on it, and isn't on the fence after, I'd say it was probably pretty bad.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

DiverTwig posted:

Considering the third spike to the right was on the fence before he fell on it, and isn't on the fence after, I'd say it was probably pretty bad.

It's probably just lodged in his butt cheek meat.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
Hey, it could've been two spikes! Or three! :shepface:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQONhRMHBTU

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

DiverTwig posted:

Considering the third spike to the right was on the fence before he fell on it, and isn't on the fence after, I'd say it was probably pretty bad.

I did not notice, and I am unwilling to rewatch the GIF to see what you're talking about. :geno:

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPK382eJIns

:radcat:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

YeahTubaMike posted:

I did not notice, and I am unwilling to rewatch the GIF to see what you're talking about. :geno:

You can't see anything awful, but one of the spikes is clearly missing from the fence after he hits it and it's not on the ground and he's not moving....

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



chitoryu12 posted:

You can't see anything awful, but one of the spikes is clearly missing from the fence after he hits it and it's not on the ground and he's not moving....

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. It's the one where he hit his rear end.

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012
Holy crap, that was butt clinchingly terrifying.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

KoRMaK posted:

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. It's the one where he hit his rear end.

I found the original video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Uyl3aPsGQ

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009


spoiler tag isn't working

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
New failarmy :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hqv0j6eDbA


I'd suggest having the volume at normal levels for the opener, cause drat it's worth it.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

New failarmy :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hqv0j6eDbA


I'd suggest having the volume at normal levels for the opener, cause drat it's worth it.

Exactly how do people think stun guns actually stun people? Do they just think it causes a little static shock to annoy them away?

I now have vivid memories of helping a friend with her student film and the makeup artist getting his hands on the director's stun gun. Imagine an out-of-costume drag queen repeatedly jabbing at everyone with a crackling stun gun, coming within a foot of zapping them.

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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

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