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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I know people like to talk about tight "pussy" like it is all fun and games but the gods honest truth of it is that its not always. So how do you relieve that kind of tightness or make it more manageable

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
click the post button a whole lot, just post post post all day long

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
The old fashioned way.

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i find laughter is the best medicine

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lube

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
dildo

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i find laughter is the best medicine




Please do not troll this thread

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes
Get a bigger dick OP

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi

a bay posted:

I know people like to talk about tight "pussy" like it is all fun and games but the gods honest truth of it is that its not always. So how do you relieve that kind of tightness or make it more manageable

Had the same issue with your mom op. That's why she had you. hth.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
leave the children alone

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

*gestures at crotch*

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
A looser vagina, stapled to the first one

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy
drilldo, applied 3 times a day

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Please don't funnel shame

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
the goon-approved remedy is scissors, hth

Docahedron
May 11, 2008

Im a special snowflake
Do you have the tight vagina or is your dick getting strangled by one?

If you possess the vagina you need to get more aroused before letting anything in there. Take your time, don't get frustrated

If you have a dick, arouse the lady more, she is not relaxing her muscles enough to allow you in, therefore no one is having fun

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Funky See Funky Do posted:

The old fashioned way.



Im not surprised a dude in that hat needs a 10 foot pole to touch that vagina

Tendai posted:

A looser vagina, stapled to the first one

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Docahedron posted:

Do you have the tight vagina or is your dick getting strangled by one?

If you possess the vagina you need to get more aroused before letting anything in there. Take your time, don't get frustrated

If you have a dick, arouse the lady more, she is not relaxing her muscles enough to allow you in, therefore no one is having fun

This seems like sound advice at least for sex situations but how do you get aroused and relaxed at the same time

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
eat a bunch of sour cream

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
bbc

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

a bay posted:

Im not surprised a dude in that hat needs a 10 foot pole to touch that vagina




No that was just an illustration to demonstrate the principle of the lever. Unless...Is this your girl?

http://i.imgur.com/JpNKxsW.gifv

E: Can't embed gifv?

Funky See Funky Do fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Oct 16, 2015

AntifaSupersoldier
Jul 30, 2003

Reality is what you can get away with
Hell Gem
My wife's vagina is so tight that when she goes to the gyno they have to use the baby speculum on her so I know what you mean OP

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i find laughter is the best medicine

no thats if you want them to pee

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xBpfHeUQa4

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.
It's me, my dick will cure your girl's tight vagina problem. I'll even let you watch as I fix it for you. She might need a weekly fix from now on, though.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

op I like hypothetical questions as much as the next guy, but stop torturing yourself like this

you will never find a tight pussy

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I only know how to calm tits

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
a xanax or some kind of relaxer will loosen the muscles right up

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

EightBit posted:

It's me, my dick will cure your girl's tight vagina problem. I'll even let you watch as I fix it for you. She might need a weekly fix from now on, though.

this sounds like a solid plan. start her off with a small dick.

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

a bay posted:

Im not surprised a dude in that hat needs a 10 foot pole to touch that vagina

With that boot combo I was pretty sure he'd just be wrecking pussy.

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Rub frog guts all over it and sprinkle saw dust on top.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
smoking cigarettes will cut off blood flow circulation to her nether regions and result in a crisp but brittle vergina

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

a bay posted:

This seems like sound advice at least for sex situations but how do you get aroused and relaxed at the same time

Roofies

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
It is going to put you tongue muscle to test.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtVzaa3bNW4

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years
Do you happen to own a horse?

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Use a bicycle pump on her puss to pump it up !

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Nightrain posted:

Do you happen to own a horse?

I do not, why do you ask

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

a bay posted:

I do not, why do you ask

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5yIqPbszNg

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Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years

a bay posted:

I do not, why do you ask

You could ride it to the store to get lube saving you on costly gasoline.... or gently caress it, ladies choice

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