Design the new handicapped symbol!

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revdrkevind: Dec 15, 2013; ASK ME ABOUT MY TINY DICK

also my opinion on

les fleurs du mall posted:

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Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

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a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

Applewhite posted:

# ? Oct 17, 2015 23:38

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Applewhite posted:

# ? Oct 17, 2015 23:43

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

I think the original one looks like a dude with a huge round rear end. They should just put some big huge tits on it to balance it out.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 23:48

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

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Applewhite posted:

# ? Oct 18, 2015 00:15

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I think the original one looks like a dude with a huge round rear end. They should just put some big huge tits on it to balance it out.

you masturbate enough

# ? Oct 18, 2015 00:43

DreadLlama: Jul 15, 2005; Not just for breakfast anymore

If portals ever become a thing I wonder who will be the first person to poop directly into their own mouth.

# ? Oct 18, 2015 01:51

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

DreadLlama posted:

If portals ever become a thing I wonder who will be the first person to poop directly into their own mouth.

duh tubgirl

# ? Oct 18, 2015 01:52

DreadLlama: Jul 15, 2005; Not just for breakfast anymore

Then truly *we* are the ones disabled.

# ? Oct 18, 2015 01:53

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

Applewhite posted:

Why should the wheelchair ones get all the representation? It's time for hookhand ones to get the spotlight.

Digital Fingers posted:

hehehehe

# ? Oct 18, 2015 01:53

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

# ? Oct 18, 2015 02:27

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

Calico Heart posted:

This isn't getting enough appreciation. Made me laugh for a good minute.

# ? Oct 18, 2015 03:20

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Applewhite posted:

The handicapped symbol is getting a makeover!

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/peppier-handicapped-symbol-gets-support-but-problems-remain/ar-AAfvZw4?li=AAa0dzB&ocid=iehp

Comparison:

Personally I think the new symbol looks like a guy falling backwards into a hole, but the old one looked like a half human/wheelchair monster. Either way, I'm pretty sure goons can do better!

Here's my submission:

I gave the handicapped guy cool tank-tread feet and a laser eye so he can be badass even though he's handicapped.

Personally he looks like he's doing that Irish jig jump where you clap your feet in the air and also he has a big floppy limp dick

# ? Oct 18, 2015 03:23

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Applewhite posted:

Applewhite you have good goggles my friend

# ? Oct 18, 2015 03:24

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Meant to say gold goggles but that works too

# ? Oct 18, 2015 03:25

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Calico Heart posted:

lol

# ? Oct 18, 2015 03:32

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Tarkus posted:

This isn't getting enough appreciation. Made me laugh for a good minute.

i literally laughed until my chest hurt it was the best laugh ive had in a while

# ? Oct 18, 2015 03:38

Knot My President!: Jan 10, 2005

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Gilganixon posted:

haha thank you for the hearty laugh on this crisp fall day

# ? Oct 18, 2015 05:27

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Applewhite posted:

barvo

# ? Oct 18, 2015 05:37

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City of Tampa posted:

dat booty

wutup mama?

# ? Oct 18, 2015 05:47

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Armchair Calvinist posted:

drat I was just about to do this one. Bravo!

# ? Oct 18, 2015 05:47

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Armchair Calvinist posted:

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Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Armchair Calvinist posted:

in this universe dr eggman walks on his legs

# ? Oct 18, 2015 12:00

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

# ? Oct 18, 2015 12:23

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

AbbadonOfHell posted:

check your cricklylege

# ? Oct 18, 2015 12:39

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

# ? Oct 18, 2015 12:48

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

# ? Oct 18, 2015 12:55

du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

spud posted:

There is no reason disabled people can't do what we abled people do:

Swimming

Cooking

Sky Diving

e: Added context

I like these.

# ? Oct 18, 2015 14:00

VERY COOL MAN: Jun 24, 2011; THESE PACKETS ARE... SUMMARILY DEALT WITH

spud posted:

There is no reason disabled people can't do what we abled people do:

Swimming

Cooking

Sky Diving

e: Added context

# ? Oct 18, 2015 21:48

drowningidiot: Sep 27, 2014

Applewhite posted:

haha

# ? Oct 18, 2015 22:45

Alien Sex Manual: Dec 14, 2010; is not a sandwich

Calico Heart posted:

Great, now I want to see Joan Cornella's take on the new one. :nws:

# ? Oct 18, 2015 22:46

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ddddddffdfddddfddf posted:

Disabled Fulton upgrade is go.

# ? Oct 19, 2015 01:30

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

is technology able to do animated gif paint yet

# ? Oct 19, 2015 02:28

Digital Fingers: Sep 2, 2012

extra stout posted:

is technology able to do animated gif paint yet

you can use paint to draw a series of frames and animate it in GIMP (which is a free photoshop)

# ? Oct 19, 2015 02:32

Calico Heart: Mar 22, 2012; "wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"

Armchair Calvinist posted:

Bravo!

# ? Oct 19, 2015 09:18

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.: Sep 29, 2001

I saw one of these turbo handicap blue and white signs out today in the wild. It wasnt the one from the OP but it was like the regular chair guy angled forward with loving speed lines from the wheel

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