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I realise this may be a moot point for some of you on a Saturday night, but We're up to one and a half hours here on the south coast of England and I'm losing the will to live.
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My hand is ALWAYS ready.
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Oct 17, 2015 19:33
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definitely a moot point op
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Oct 17, 2015 19:35
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But the second she decides to scale back on that you'll be bitching about how she's letting herself go.
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Oct 17, 2015 19:37
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Going on 26 years
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Oct 17, 2015 19:37
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maybe she just wants to look nice for you, don't be a grouch
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Oct 17, 2015 19:55
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im your missus
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Oct 17, 2015 19:59
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Im not paying her for prep time so idk, she's always on time though so its a moot point
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Oct 17, 2015 20:05
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Depends, are we talking about the 2 hours it takes to physically get ready or the 4-6 hours spent meticulously cleaning the home inch by inch for the benefit of her friends who are only going to be round for >15 mins beforehand?
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Oct 17, 2015 20:12
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not too long unless we shower together because I compulsively find a way to sneak in at least one good lick on her b-hole before we're through
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Oct 17, 2015 20:20
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On average about an hour but shes really hot so I accept it
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Oct 17, 2015 20:21
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gently caress YOU CAT! posted:I realise this may be a moot point for some of you on a Saturday night, but We're up to one and a half hours here on the south coast of England and I'm losing the will to live. about 1 hour but she splits the shower & make-up into two half-hour long parts.
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Oct 17, 2015 20:33
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90 minutes but she thinks it takes 30 which is the real problem
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Oct 17, 2015 20:34
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ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:about 1 hour but she splits the shower & make-up into two half-hour long parts. one episode of vikings in between.
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Oct 17, 2015 20:34
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HoAssHo posted:But the second she decides to scale back on that you'll be bitching about how she's letting herself go.
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Oct 17, 2015 20:35
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Used to be an hour but with cajoling and assurances over time it's down to like 25 minutes.
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Oct 17, 2015 20:35
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however long it takes to drag her out of the turnip patch where she passed out and splash some brandy on her
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Oct 17, 2015 20:40
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how long does your menses take to get ready
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Oct 17, 2015 20:43
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Mine takes extra long because she has to use a set of graduated cylindrical dilators or else her vag will heal itself. Also, she has to work all the way up to the big one, which she didn't have to do before she met me.
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Oct 17, 2015 20:56
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Sometimes I gotta wait a week to catch a cold for that smooth, lubey, lung butter
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Oct 17, 2015 20:58
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She's usually ready an hour after I call up the escort service, op. Sometimes sooner if she happened to be in my neighborhood already.
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Oct 17, 2015 21:03
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Enfield posted:however long it takes to drag her out of the turnip patch where she passed out and splash some brandy on her Lol. Why does she need brandy?
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Oct 17, 2015 21:11
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Dengue_Fever posted:Lol. Why does she need brandy? brandy is a principle ingredient for making smooty chicken so its what i usually have on hand
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Oct 17, 2015 21:15
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:maybe she just wants to look nice for you, don't be a grouch Or, for the guy she spotted last Saturday night.
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Oct 17, 2015 21:17
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Spin her around until she's disoriented and then gently caress her like a panda OP. Bitches love that game.
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Oct 17, 2015 21:17
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Just say the date is a hour and a half earlier, then be smug.
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Oct 17, 2015 21:22
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I wait until she's ready and then I start to get ready. Let her know we're on Daddy Time™.
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Oct 17, 2015 21:29
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i dont have a missus, im gay
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Oct 17, 2015 22:06
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about an hour. seems pretty standard. there's a lot of evaluating clothes to see if she currently hates them or not.
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Oct 17, 2015 22:08
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she's absolutely convinced she can get it done in ten minutes. no use showing her she's wrong again and again and again
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Oct 17, 2015 23:04
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Until 12 minutes after the wedding/event begins.
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Oct 17, 2015 23:11
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She needs about 2 hours to get herself looking half way decent. Any less and I'm not even willing to be seen in public with her.
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Oct 17, 2015 23:14
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She takes forever because if she doesn't soak in a tub and moisturize and get the hair perfect and the airbrushed makeup (she literally has an airbrush) she thinks she is some sort of hideous subhuman who can't leave the house. I mean I'm glad I get to have sex with a woman who has "photoshopped fashion ad" as her acceptable baseline to leave the house, but sometimes you just want someone to go to Walmart at 1 am with you, you know?
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Oct 17, 2015 23:21
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I'm the myriad bottles of shampoo and conditioner in the bathroom, I need a travel soap dish to keep my soap (irish spring) from becoming mush.
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Oct 17, 2015 23:23
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wrong website OP.
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Oct 17, 2015 23:47
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What an interesting question, OP. I'll be alone until I die, so, I don't know! Well, see ya later.
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Oct 18, 2015 05:38
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Enfield posted:however long it takes to drag her out of the turnip patch where she passed out and splash some brandy on her This sounds like my missus
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Oct 18, 2015 05:44
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a long time from all the sex that i have because i have sex im a sex-haver and have a girlfriend and everything and she takes a long time to get ready to go out because of all the sex that we have and she's hot so we have sex a lot this is all a true statement of fact OP
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Oct 18, 2015 05:45
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18 years
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Oct 18, 2015 05:47
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Whats his name op?
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