ALCS Game 2: Joseph E. Bats, Attorney at Law

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zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

BLUE JAYS:
LF Ben Revere
3B Josh Donaldson
RF Jose Bautista
DH Edwin Encarnacion
1B Chris Colabello
SS Troy Tulowitzki
C Russell Martin
CF Kevin Pillar
2B Ryan Goins

SP David Price

ROYALS:
SS Alcides Escobar
2B Ben Zobrist
CF Lorenzo Cain
1B Eric Hosmer
DH Kendrys Morales
3B Mike Moustakas
C Salvador Perez
LF Alex Gordon
RF Alex Rios

SP Yordano Ventura

Go Royals, destroy the filthy Canadians

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:06

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fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

zakharov posted:

Go Royals, destroy the filthy Canadians

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:07

midge: Mar 15, 2004; World's finest snatch.

Why are the flags at 1/2 mast?

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:10

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

midge posted:

Why are the flags at 1/2 mast?

A couple local firefighters died this week.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:11

iKickDogs: Aug 31, 2001

I was ready to watch the Jays mash for as long as possible, but after last night, I think a sweep where they don't score any runs at all would be more entertaining.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:13

Gobias Ind.: Apr 5, 2007; If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Please be regular season Price.

I don't like Alcides Escobar. 14 pitches in his last 9 ABs lol

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:16

Caseman: Mar 21, 2006

Go Missouri team The Royals.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:17

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Escobar lead-off hit means we lose I guess.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:17

midge: Mar 15, 2004; World's finest snatch.

shadok posted:

Escobar lead-off hit means we lose I guess.

Did the Jays learn nothing?

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:17

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

shadok posted:

Escobar lead-off hit means we lose I guess.

It's not even the hit thing, it's when he merely swings at the first pitch.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:18

belt: May 12, 2001; by Nyc_Tattoo

Gobias Ind. posted:

Please be regular season Price.

I don't like Alcides Escobar. 14 pitches in his last 9 ABs lol

He's pretty much like me playing MLB the show

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:18

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

GIDP woo.

Edit: safe at first. Good running there.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:18

Gobias Ind.: Apr 5, 2007; If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Nice. Great turn.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:18

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

I think he was safe

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:19

canadianclassic: Nov 3, 2004

ryan goins is p good at what he does

e: drat he's safe

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:19

Gobias Ind.: Apr 5, 2007; If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Definitely safe.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:19

Xplosive: Apr 23, 2004; And he's bad as can.

safe by a mile

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:19

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

Leadoff single, price will only throw 8 or 9 pitches for the inning :lol:

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:22

alpha_destroy: Mar 23, 2010; Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night

fknlo posted:

Leadoff single, price will only throw 8 or 9 pitches for the inning

yay! He threw 10!

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:23

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

That first inning was better than some of Price's other recent first innings. Hope he's back to normal!

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:26

Gobias Ind.: Apr 5, 2007; If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

That first inning was better than some of Price's other recent first innings. Hope he's back to normal!

Yeah he looked good. The Escobar single wasn't a bad pitch either. Cautiously optimistic.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:26

midge: Mar 15, 2004; World's finest snatch.

Haha, that directTV blimp, holy poo poo.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:27

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Good start boys, cash them in.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:27

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

Tulo should just lean in and try to get hit or something

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:28

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

good grief that was miserable

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:29

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

at least he's graduated from not swinging to bad check swings

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:29

Gobias Ind.: Apr 5, 2007; If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Tulo

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:29

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

goddamn Tulo

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:29

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Gobias Ind. posted:

Tulo

Starting to feel bad for him, he just looks utterly lost at the plate.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:29

Xplosive: Apr 23, 2004; And he's bad as can.

Why would he even chase that garbage last pitch

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:30

midge: Mar 15, 2004; World's finest snatch.

Tulo for 26. loving get him benched so we can stop hearing about his poor shoulder.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:30

AegisP: Oct 5, 2008

Stop loving swinging at balls so far into the dirt, jesus christ.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:30

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Do we even know for sure if Tulo was ever actually good. Like, maybe no one actually watched his games at Colorado and we all just took their word for it?

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:30

AegisP: Oct 5, 2008

Chexoid posted:

Do we even know for sure if Tulo was ever actually good. Like, maybe no one actually watched his games at Colorado and we all just took their word for it?

Tulo right now is like the living embodiment of "Boy I wish there was a defensive DH-like position" where they only come in for their glove and never bat.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 21:31