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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

never knew I was Lowtax. Kinda makes sense tho

The parallels with Reagan during the Iran-Contra affair are striking.

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


on Miller High Life #36 for the day goons. it's 68 degrees in here and i'm sweating profusely. chest kinda hurts and i don't think i've gone 30 seconds without ripping a fart since 2pm.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

coronatae posted:

Goons what stories do you have about being drunk?

I drank beer out of a strangers false eye once

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

coronatae posted:


Goons what stories do you have about being drunk?

I got drunk, smoked some cigarettes, then had mediocre sex.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op are you still going strong?

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

he just whipped it out in goon room

e: now hes jerkin it

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

jackyl posted:

op are you still going strong?

I want the OP to succeed. Please post an update OP.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Isaac posted:

Insult to injury I think the kraken they sell here is only 80 proof

Wow what loving cocks.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I think theres about 500L of rum in one of the sheds around here and we're getting more equipment to make exponentially more rum.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
On day 28 of 9-months forced sobriety due to medication.
It kinda needed to be done, I was doing 8-12 8% beers a night. Not like in my college days, but still too much.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Drunk Nerds posted:

On day 28 of 9-months forced sobriety due to medication.
It kinda needed to be done, I was doing 8-12 8% beers a night. Not like in my college days, but still too much.

Have you tried ignoring the warning label

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I'm in, guys. I will be having a glass of 7&7 plus a Xanax. Godspeed.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I'm about 6 beers in but I didn't start drinking til like 7:30 so I dunno

will drink a lot of beer watching football tomorrow tho

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Maoist Pussy posted:

I'm in, guys. I will be having a glass of 7&7 plus a Xanax. Godspeed.

the xanax is a problem. The rest of us are just drunk

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

the xanax is a problem. The rest of us are just drunk

Xanax can make 10 beers do the work of 20, its a top strategy.


I am not drunk yet I have to wait at the very least 2 more hours so im living vicariously through this thread.

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

Anything happening in the tinychat? Was thinking of joining after I make some dinner

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
grody is dead

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
gently caress

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Orkin Mang posted:

grody is dead

Solomon Grundy
Born on a Monday

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Isaac posted:

Have you tried ignoring the warning label

Lol, for like decades now. But these new meds (isoniazid) specifically toxifies my liver, or w/e. Plus, the whole point of me taking it is to help my immune system after it fought off TB, so I will have a strong immune systm when I am 80. So killing my liver, thus preventing me from reaching 80, would make this whole thing pointless.

But drink on, great goons. Most i ever had was 30 shots of tequila over 3.5 hours. I was at a party and I did a shot with every new person who showed up. Made it home just fine (had a DD), but then puked a lot in the backyard.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
hooray cant drink fives all around :smith:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Drunk Nerds posted:

Lol, for like decades now. But these new meds (isoniazid) specifically toxifies my liver, or w/e. Plus, the whole point of me taking it is to help my immune system after it fought off TB, so I will have a strong immune systm when I am 80. So killing my liver, thus preventing me from reaching 80, would make this whole thing pointless.

That sucks but good luck!

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
OP What happened please update

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Isaac posted:

That sucks but good luck!

Thanks! God i want a beer.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Isaac posted:

OP What happened please update

i'm sure everything is going just great and he's just having so much fun he forgot to post

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Isaac posted:

OP What happened please update

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
last time i drank a shitload of whiskey i woke up in a pool of bloody vomit. it'll probably kill me sooner or later. hope it's sooner

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Demon Of The Fall posted:

Kraken is poo poo and tastes like poo poo

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


enough about bad liquor, what is everybodys favorite liquor

i really like j&b scotch and also jim beam, are those good liquors or should i kill myself with alcoholism???

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Otacon posted:

enough about bad liquor, what is everybodys favorite liquor

i really like j&b scotch and also jim beam, are those good liquors or should i kill myself with alcoholism???

Cheapest vodka + fresh orange juice. Use ice cubes or you'll go through 3 litres of orange juice to a bottle of vodka.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Op I am still drinking but are you?

star trek
Apr 7, 2009

zoink2000 posted:

zoink2000 checking in, added a goon classic for reference



lmao @ the ulli book

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I waited till 4:15pm to drink and this first beer made my brain release "feelin' good" into my body

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
I've had 10-11oz of Kraken tonight am I cool?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bum the Sad posted:

I've had 10-11oz of Kraken tonight am I cool?

guess it depends on how the kraken feels about it

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Bum the Sad posted:

I've had 10-11oz of Kraken tonight am I cool?

Let me google how much an oz is and ill get back to you

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Bum the Sad posted:

I've had 10-11oz of Kraken tonight am I cool?

No not yet sorry

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Isaac posted:

No not yet sorry

I'm getting old this 0.325309 Liters of 94proof is all I can do without feeling like hot garbage the next day.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bum the Sad posted:

I'm getting old this 0.325309 Liters of 94proof is all I can do without feeling like hot garbage the next day.

94 proof? for shame

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Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

94 proof? for shame

I'm not a poor I don't drink everclear.

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