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Nicomo
Jan 22, 2015
its overrated tbh

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Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
Just show the fair lady your worth. May I suggest fixing her printer.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

sex is wicked gnar

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Airborne Viking posted:

After you've had sex with the same person enough times, you look forward to the days you can jack off to porn. So you're not missing out on anything op.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Benny Harvey posted:

That's not exactly what you said.

an approximation of the image I had in my head when I wrote it:


Lets say the balls are sexy lusty women -lusty being the keyword, as in "when one is extremely horny" as opposed to meaning "extremely drunk"- and the red cross in the middle is a man (you can even imagine you are this man if you're feeling fanciful); you can not avoid the sexy lusty balls in this position.

for you to bring this up 50 posts after I explained that I was not implying that you should rape women to get laid and even explained the way i personally approach getting laid to further clarify makes it seem like you're offended I was ragging on man baby virgin weirdos and really want to get back on me by making a willing misconception of my post.

to sum up: shut the gently caress up you contriving little poo poo

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Also good afternoon "i've never had sex thread" I hope you're all doing well today

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Digital Fingers posted:

an approximation of the image I had in my head when I wrote it:


Lets say the balls are sexy lusty women -lusty being the keyword, as in "when one is extremely horny" as opposed to meaning "extremely drunk"- and the red cross in the middle is a man (you can even imagine you are this man if you're feeling fanciful); you can not avoid the sexy lusty balls in this position.

for you to bring this up 50 posts after I explained that I was not implying that you should rape women to get laid and even explained the way i personally approach getting laid to further clarify makes it seem like you're offended I was ragging on man baby virgin weirdos and really want to get back on me by making a willing misconception of my post.

to sum up: shut the gently caress up you contriving little poo poo

But women, even "extremely horny" women are able to avoid me.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

i graciously accept your apology and in the future will be friendly to you

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

SweetKarma posted:

I'm 28 years old and I'm a virgin. I've had a pretty hosed up life to this point and I guess I've never really had the opportunity.

I APPROVE

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
consider yourself lucky op. i've had sex and i wish i was dead. may god strike me down

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
just save a few grand and go wild at a brothel in Nevada or something

you're just all backed up, friend.

Miss Cheggs
Mar 22, 2007



i think i've read somewhere that if you are still a virgin when you turn 30 you become a wizard

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

How do you become a grand wizard?

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.
I cast shitpost

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Vibjin?

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