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TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
The future is mechs. Tanks are gay.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

circ dick soleil posted:

odd name for your moms dildo

my mom's dildo is named james

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

my mom's dildo is named james

How does that make you feel, James?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

circ dick soleil posted:

How does that make you feel, James?

kinda weird, to be honest

Linnear
Nov 3, 2010
I think the next step is just to make massive cathedral tanks ala warhammer

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Baba Ganoush posted:

I think Obama went in the wrong direction and we should have been building more nukes and different typed of nukes

Imagine a nuclear tank

:ocelot:

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Air power, super effective infantry based anti tank weapons and the fact more fighting is being done in and around urban centers as opposed to open fields is making tanks obsolete

powered exoskeletons and heavy duty personal armour for infantry will be the next big thing imo, warhammer nerds eat your hearts out

smooth jazz
May 13, 2010

US should invest in the founders pack.

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011
Tanks are pretty dumb and just sitting ducks now that we have drones that can accurately fire missiles straight through the windshield of a Toyota.

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

TEAH SYAG posted:

The future is mechs. Tanks are gay.

Then it sounds like Tanks are the future friend.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

smooth jazz posted:

US should invest in the founders pack.

No. All you need is a season pass

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
I like seeing videos of saudi M1s getting owned by abdul the dirt farmer

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
How about a trans/non binary tank for a change

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Isaac posted:

How about a trans/non binary tank for a change

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy
If you're gonna replace the M1 then I think someone needs to ask the marines for their input.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Ka0 posted:

I like the m1a2 Abrams but there are a lot of people who think the russian t-90 or the chinese tanks can outperform it. I guess it is a question of who is better prepared for land war.



Tanks are rapidly becoming obsolete due to fly-over-shoot-down and ballistic-anti-tank-round technology that we've been fielding for decades.

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006

I still can't believe we had like 11 years of two wars and trillions of dollars spent on weaponry and we didn't get a single Metal Gear or orbital laser out of it.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

My Q-Face posted:

Tanks are rapidly becoming obsolete due to fly-over-shoot-down and ballistic-anti-tank-round technology that we've been fielding for decades.

But tanks are so cool though. I hope they keep them around at least for posterity's sake as flagship war machines.

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender
Tanks are good for trolling poo poo tier allies who buy your supertanks only to get insanely brutally owned by some goat herders with TOWS, see: whatever the gently caress Saudi Arabia and Syria are doing

revdrkevind
Dec 15, 2013
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babies havin rabies posted:

I still can't believe we had like 11 years of two wars and trillions of dollars spent on weaponry and we didn't get a single Metal Gear or orbital laser out of it.

drat you, physics. (Mechs are inefficient, orbital lasers have to overcome lots of problems starting with the atmosphere)

notZaar posted:

But tanks are so cool though. I hope they keep them around at least for posterity's sake as flagship war machines.

That's not a bad idea. Tanks do still have uses, and one idea is that the next American tank will be smaller and more fuel-efficient, so basically exactly this proposal.

Sure it can theoretically blow the poo poo out of enemy vehicles or whatever, but mostly it'll be there because it's a goddamn tank. Tanks are hard to gently caress with.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
I bet tanks are still pretty good if they have real support and recon. if you just send them out into the middle of a field to sit there all alone you're probably a saudi general

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

babies havin rabies posted:

I still can't believe we had like 11 years of two wars and trillions of dollars spent on weaponry and we didn't get a single Metal Gear or orbital laser out of it.

Lasers are dumb nerd stuff, kinetic bombardments are boss.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYlqU_bN0b4

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKepwZv9EqM

What I'm watching now oddly enough.
British narrator + tanks = :gizz:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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tbh the us probably has the money to just buy a boost to level 90 and grind out the last ten levels if they need a new tank that badly

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
keep it but change the name to M1 ayy lmao

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
All the new tech is going to be about suppressing your own population, not fighting wars. All that Israeli stink spray and sonic disruption poo poo, all the NSA sigint stuff, non-lethal rounds, CoD-style loadouts for cops. All those royal/dictator Arab armies only exist to gently caress up their own people if they protest , the IDF are just concentration camp guards now, China is almost totally geared to control internal dissent, and that's what America is going to look like soon.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Agag posted:

All the new tech is going to be about suppressing your own population, not fighting wars. All that Israeli stink spray and sonic disruption poo poo, all the NSA sigint stuff, non-lethal rounds, CoD-style loadouts for cops. All those royal/dictator Arab armies only exist to gently caress up their own people if they protest , the IDF are just concentration camp guards now, China is almost totally geared to control internal dissent, and that's what America is going to look like soon.

if you're saying we should use our military to destroy all those other people you mentioned, :agreed:

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Pretty much a waste of time if they're not nuclear powered with rail guns and tesla coils.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
uhhhh the answer is YES, we are WAY overdue for America's next-generation super battle tank, the Mammoth Tank:





Linnear posted:

I think the next step is just to make massive cathedral tanks ala warhammer



most warhammer tanks are more like old-timey ww1 tanks than like rolling cathedrals



ow OW what the gently caress is this trap doing on my ankle god drat it

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Ivor Biggun posted:

If you're gonna replace the M1 then I think someone needs to ask the marines for their input.

The Marines would want it to have VTOL. It would cost $2 billion per tank.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
What about an indie roguelike tank

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Baba Ganoush posted:

I think Obama went in the wrong direction and we should have been building more nukes and different typed of nukes

Imagine a nuclear tank





Al Borland posted:

I want some hover tanks.



City of Tampa posted:

we should keep the same tank but install legs instead of treads

Philthy fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Oct 19, 2015

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

prism tanks would be pretty rad. lets make prism tanks and lots of them, theyre only 1200 ore.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Police support vehicle tank with cutting-edge targeting systems that only shoot black protesters and leave white cops passing-white Latino journalists untouched.

lDDQD
Apr 16, 2006
The biggest problem with the Abrams is it's too heavy, and consequently is prone to getting stuck in mud, destroying roads it drives over, being unable to cross lovely bridges, etc.
But they're working on making it lighter.
So the future is M1A3 Abrams Lite: same flavor as Abrams Classic(tm), half the calories.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Agag posted:

Police support vehicle tank with cutting-edge targeting systems that only shoot black protesters and leave white cops passing-white Latino journalists untouched.

this but as a prism tank since as guidoanselmi said it only costs 1200 ore. It can also bounce to multiple protesters in one shot and does insane structural damage

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Agag posted:

All the new tech is going to be about suppressing your own population, not fighting wars. All that Israeli stink spray and sonic disruption poo poo, all the NSA sigint stuff, non-lethal rounds, CoD-style loadouts for cops. All those royal/dictator Arab armies only exist to gently caress up their own people if they protest , the IDF are just concentration camp guards now, China is almost totally geared to control internal dissent, and that's what America is going to look like soon.

theres some new stuff coming out with automated laser dazzlers now that can fry smartphones and even eyeballs by the dozens. also that giant microwave gun that makes you feel like your skin is on fire

and with better surveillance technology you can spot troublemakers and disappear them in the middle of the night before they ever start causing trouble

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

FuturePastNow posted:

The Marines would want it to have VTOL. It would cost $2 billion per tank.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

All those Syria videos satisfy my lust for tank death.

Best one is a video in which a crazy dude takes out a tank by running up and tossing a grenade down the barrel.

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