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I dont feel like anybody has ever really wronged me to the point that I wanted to get back at them, outside of mgs 5 anyway, but I find the concept to be pretty bad rear end and I would like to read the story of how you got revenge
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If you must get revenge there are 2 things to remember. 1. Sweep the Leg. 2. Never eat soup with a Dutchman.
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Oct 19, 2015 14:03
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I have not got revenge before. Sorry op
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Oct 19, 2015 14:03
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I have some boring petty revenge. Is it even revenge if you never knew the results of your revenging? Ehh, here it goes: Worked for a lovely temp employment company. My supervisor at the work site didn't know the words "please" and "thanks". No, I don't expect to be treated like a princess. But I want to be treated like a human, not a robot you yell commands at. So if you are to lazy to license some software (which would be the fart of a fart cost wise to the company) and tell me (proudly) that no one will notice anyway, I'll notify the software developers after I get fired. Hope it was fun to explain why you wouldn't just license the software and now legal has a fat bill in their inbox. The boss of the temp company wasn't any better. Don't make false statements on why I got fired which nearly prevented me from getting unemployment money. Especially if you tell me "Well, working till midnight on Fridays and starting again at 6am on Saturday is technically illegal, but everyone does it, so....". Because I will call the office for employment protection and tell them to have a look at the time-sheets of your workers. I had direct (revenge) results when I went there to confront the guy about the false statements. He behaved like an rear end in a top hat, so I kicked the paper trays from his desk, poo poo flew everywhere. When leaving, he threatened that he will call the police. Never heard anything from them, because apparently "making a desk messy" isn't something the police bothers with. I'm not proud of this stuff, but it felt sooooooooooo good.
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Oct 19, 2015 14:43
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Whoever said revenge should be served cold doesn't know how god drat tasty it is when it's hot.
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Oct 19, 2015 14:47
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I dumped this chick in college and hosed two of her friends for getting drunk and taking a picture of some dude kissing her on the cheek at a bar.
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Oct 19, 2015 15:14
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Dave_Indeed posted:I dumped this chick in college and hosed two of her friends for getting drunk and taking a picture of some dude kissing her on the cheek at a bar. 
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Oct 19, 2015 15:29
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i prefer to be a revenge hipster and keep things on the pre-venge side of the coin
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Oct 19, 2015 15:38
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A long time ago I used to do an apprenticeship to become a baker. About 3 months into the apprenticeship I noticed some things were a bit dodgy. I think I was about 17 at the time so I shrugged it off and assumed this is how things were done. I used to work for 8 hours straight with no breaks (which is illegal in my country), the boss would underpay all the loving time and the only person he liked was another apprentice who he knew personally so he never hosed him over. Also note he would just leave me on my own for about 5 hours every day despite that making those hours count for nothing in my apprenticeship. It took me a while to work all that out, however. So my initial breaking point is when he refused to pay me for a public holiday. Legally he was required to pay me for that day as I was suppose to work that day but he decided to not open the shop that day for some reason. I pressed him about it and he eventually paid me for it, but he kicked up a lot of dust doing it. Cut to about a month later, he starts trying to find reasons to fire me. He shows me a document that was suppose to be emailed to me and spoken to me about it first but he skipped that step and tried to just force it. He tried to pick me up on not leaving the bakery clean enough when I leave (total bullshit, that place was spotless every day). I think he thought that scared me enough to not bring anything else up, but he ended up not paying me properly for an Easter we did where I ended up working for 13 hours straight, without a break. I honestly didn't mind too much about it, but I needed to get a drink about 8 hours in and we had a little down time. I was about to run across to the super market which was right next door. He started carrying on so I told him I would only be two minutes and considering I hadn't had a break I needed some way to not be dehydrated (it gets pretty hot in a bakery... Go figure.). I remember thinking then that he was probably going to fire me at the end of the day, but he didn't. He tried to make it look like he was firing me for a legit reason. At this time I started to ring up the official apprenticeship board to get some information as I knew what he was doing wasn't legit and I wanted a leg to stand on. I ended up asking a lot of questions that brought up a heap of red flags for them and they started to investigate my boss. Turns out he wasn't paying anyone correctly, all the apprenticeships under him were rendered invalid. The other apprentice lost his poo poo at me as he was much further along than I was. I told him to gently caress off and that its not my fault this was all dodgy. I ended up handing in my two weeks notice the day after and had a huge argument with my boss. A few years later I bumped into one of the chicks that used to work the front and she said it all went under because after I left apparently he got done for a heap of poo poo he was doing illegally. Wasn't as good as I hoped it was as he re-opened a year or two later under his wife's name. Probably doing the same poo poo he was before. Hope that fucker goes bankrupt again. Lost a year and a half of my life to that cock sucker.
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Oct 19, 2015 15:44
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RabbitWizard posted:Your revenge probably felt better than mine Yeah work revenge is tough, I've been there and fighting the man is way harder than everyone thinks. When you revenge gently caress, you really have the sense that your dong is a mighty greatsword doing battle with the forces of evil. Plus you're getting laid, if that's not enough.
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Oct 19, 2015 15:45
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I set up a perch overlooking a highway and fired an AR-15 indiscriminately into traffic as revenge for motorists destroying our ozone layer with their reckless CO2 emissions.
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Baba Ganoush posted:I set up a perch overlooking a highway and fired an AR-15 indiscriminately into traffic as revenge for motorists destroying our ozone layer with their reckless CO2 emissions. Oh hey! That was you? One of your rounds took out my radiator, of my then poo poo bucket, and my insurance company ponied up a higher than normal settlement, since the payout on terrorist attacks is higher. Now I drive a Suburban.  Thanks for the new car rifle buddy!
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Oct 19, 2015 15:51
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i have owned many nerds online, yes
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Oct 19, 2015 16:03
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Shortly after I started a new job, an old boss of mine applied to the organization I went to after I quit old boss' organization. I literally and I mean literally stuck her resume in a shredder when it crossed my desk. Not only was she my old boss, she was actually an old person so getting work was probably really hard for her. I fantasize that the lost her house and died under a bridge on a cold, rainy night. gently caress you, old boss.
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Oct 19, 2015 16:04
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one time I was in a clan in Jedi Knight 2 multiplayer and a guy joined who was better than me (I was the best player in the clan) so I got the leader of our clan to kick him for being rude to a girl sweet sweet nerd revenge m8
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Oct 19, 2015 16:13
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I'm not reading any of these but I bet they're all stories about that one time you were a sneaky passive aggressive turd with no dick or balls can someone confirm and or dneny
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Oct 19, 2015 16:33
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Jukeboxblues posted:A long time ago I used to do an apprenticeship to become a baker. About 3 months into the apprenticeship I noticed some things were a bit dodgy. I think I was about 17 at the time so I shrugged it off and assumed this is how things were done. I used to work for 8 hours straight with no breaks (which is illegal in my country), the boss would underpay all the loving time and the only person he liked was another apprentice who he knew personally so he never hosed him over. Also note he would just leave me on my own for about 5 hours every day despite that making those hours count for nothing in my apprenticeship. It took me a while to work all that out, however. So my initial breaking point is when he refused to pay me for a public holiday. Legally he was required to pay me for that day as I was suppose to work that day but he decided to not open the shop that day for some reason. I pressed him about it and he eventually paid me for it, but he kicked up a lot of dust doing it. Same
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Oct 19, 2015 16:50
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gizmojumpjet posted:Shortly after I started a new job, an old boss of mine applied to the organization I went to after I quit old boss' organization. Lol i bet that felt good.
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Oct 19, 2015 16:52
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Anyway I know black magic so anybody who fucks with me either dies or goes insane
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Oct 19, 2015 16:57
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hanzo steel
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Oct 19, 2015 16:59
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wiffle ball bat posted:I'm not reading any of these but I bet they're all stories about that one time you were a sneaky passive aggressive turd with no dick or balls can someone confirm and or dneny Confirmed.
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Oct 19, 2015 17:08
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RIP Dylan and Eric
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Oct 19, 2015 17:10
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How do goons get oxygen to their brains if they have vaginas where their hearts should be
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Oct 19, 2015 17:23
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wiffle ball bat posted:I'm not reading any of these but I bet they're all stories about that one time you were a sneaky passive aggressive turd with no dick or balls can someone confirm and or dneny nailed it
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Oct 19, 2015 17:47
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wiffle ball bat posted:I'm not reading any of these but I bet they're all stories about that one time you were a sneaky passive aggressive turd with no dick or balls can someone confirm and or dneny If you have a good revenge story then I would like to read it
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Oct 19, 2015 17:47
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Jukeboxblues posted:A long time ago I used to do an apprenticeship to become a baker. About 3 months into the apprenticeship I noticed some things were a bit dodgy. I think I was about 17 at the time so I shrugged it off and assumed this is how things were done. I used to work for 8 hours straight with no breaks (which is illegal in my country), the boss would underpay all the loving time and the only person he liked was another apprentice who he knew personally so he never hosed him over. Also note he would just leave me on my own for about 5 hours every day despite that making those hours count for nothing in my apprenticeship. It took me a while to work all that out, however. So my initial breaking point is when he refused to pay me for a public holiday. Legally he was required to pay me for that day as I was suppose to work that day but he decided to not open the shop that day for some reason. I pressed him about it and he eventually paid me for it, but he kicked up a lot of dust doing it. How exactly can the apprenticeships board just invalidate all the time the apprentices had completed?
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Oct 19, 2015 17:52
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they say living well is the best revenge so no, i've never had revenge before
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Oct 19, 2015 17:53
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Kill 'em with kindness, OP.
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Oct 19, 2015 20:49
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But kill them. Kill them all.
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Oct 19, 2015 20:50
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Schadenfreude is better, because you are not liable for anything except wishing death on another person.
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Oct 19, 2015 20:55
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phasmid posted:Schadenfreude is better, because you are not liable for anything except wishing death on another person.
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Oct 19, 2015 21:09
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Some piece of poo poo criticized my posting, I responded "I don't even know who you are", that was a pretty sick burn imo. Attacking someone's message board cred is pretty serious business.
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Oct 19, 2015 21:13
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That guy who said he ready to order at Jersey Mike's when he behind me in line while I was posting on my phone doesn't know what he has coming!
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Oct 19, 2015 21:13
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The best revenge is a life lived well. They'll never see it coming!
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Oct 19, 2015 21:15
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String Beans posted:That guy who said he ready to order at Jersey Mike's when he behind me in line while I was posting on my phone doesn't know what he has coming! See???
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Oct 19, 2015 21:15
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One time my wife was having a lame-rear end e-fair with some guy who ran a bulldog forum (bulldogbreeds.com I think) and he was dumb enough to give her his password in an email. So I took over the forum, banned him and all the mods, had fun with word filters, and generally acted like a dick until they shut the site down and threatened to call the Canadian feds on me or something. Oh yeah... I got some chick from the forum to send me naked pics too. Petty as hell, but it was fun.
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Oct 19, 2015 21:20
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my parents made me exist thus killing me without asking me if i wanted to be raped from a peaceful non existence and my revenge is a daily dose of disappointment when their co-workers ask them what i'm up to
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Oct 19, 2015 21:20
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I.C. posted:The best revenge is a life lived well.
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Ate plat de revenge from a french place once, it was served cold and was overly bitter. Would not order again.
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