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i meet alot of people i dont know and they say weird things for example sometimes people say to me 'wooooah buddy' or sometimes for example they say 'take it easy dude haahaha' somtimes people say 'hey look hes at it again' followed by spontaneous laughter from the studio audience. ITT things strangers say to you.
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Im-a-gonna-cutya
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Oct 19, 2015 19:07
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What you in to?
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Oct 19, 2015 19:08
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Mad Monk posted:Im-a-gonna-cutya you hang out alot in bad neighborhoods?
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Oct 19, 2015 19:10
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pricklypie posted:you hang out alot in bad neighborhoods? Lived in bad neighborhoods for a little over 10 years. Now I live in a great one where strangers actually wave and say hi.
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Oct 19, 2015 19:13
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pull up your pants
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Oct 19, 2015 19:15
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Mad Monk posted:Lived in bad neighborhoods for a little over 10 years. Now I live in a great one where strangers actually wave and say hi. ya same. living in buttfuck nowhere is the poo poo
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Oct 19, 2015 19:15
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"are you the artist?"
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Oct 19, 2015 19:29
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“There is not love of life without despair about life.” “I looked up at the mass of signs and stars in the night sky and laid myself open for the first time to the benign indifference of the world.” “I realized then that a man who had lived only one day could easily live for a hundred years in prison. He would have enough memories to keep him from being bored”
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Oct 19, 2015 19:32
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Harry in Rio posted:"are you the artist?" does thier face drop when you say no? or you you lie long enough to get some poon at least?
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Oct 19, 2015 19:32
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put that thing away, jfc
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Oct 19, 2015 19:32
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a bone to pick posted:“There is not love of life without despair about life.” i wanna hang out with the crowd you drop acid with
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Oct 19, 2015 19:33
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my eyes are up here
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Oct 19, 2015 19:37
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"why are you in my house?"
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Oct 19, 2015 19:48
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I was giving a ride to a friend of a friend, someone I had never met before in my life and they didn't know me. Within 10 minutes of the ride after some other awkward conversation, I mentioned I took some psychology courses in school after they asked about it and they immediately launched into: "Oh really? Maybe you could help me out. I was molested by my grandpa when I was 5 and then my dad when I was 10 and then my mom did stuff to me when I was 12 and then I went into foster care and social services took my 5 kids away from me because my husband was growing weed in the house so I cant live with him if I want my kids back." Yup.
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Oct 19, 2015 19:54
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Action-Bastard posted:I was giving a ride to a friend of a friend, someone I had never met before in my life and they didn't know me. people are strange arent they?
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Oct 19, 2015 20:02
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They all say exactly the same thing.
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Oct 19, 2015 20:03
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Get off my porch
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Oct 19, 2015 20:03
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You're fat and your hat is stupid. j/k strangers avoid talking to me Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Oct 19, 2015 |
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Oct 19, 2015 20:06
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:They all say exactly the same thing. ikr? all they ever see is the hideous disfigurements 
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Oct 19, 2015 20:07
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nice shoes
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Oct 19, 2015 20:09
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someone call the police
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Oct 19, 2015 20:11
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funny how driving a convertible gets british people to talk to you a guy once said "it's raining mate" while i was driving in luton, though it wasn't raining
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Oct 19, 2015 20:38
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"Who is John Galt?" "Why would you spend your time helping others?" "We already tried socialism let's just stick to capitalism"
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Oct 19, 2015 20:39
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"Oh, I'm very sorry, excuse me"
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Oct 19, 2015 20:40
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"No, stop that! Help!"
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Oct 19, 2015 20:41
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"s-s-sorry stranger san, I am so clumsy uguu~~"
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Oct 19, 2015 20:42
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They just whisper "titties". 
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Oct 19, 2015 20:47
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I'm doing 38 Dan, chill the gently caress out. Mow your drat lawn and sit the hell down -the Pope to me. My name's not Dan
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Oct 19, 2015 21:01
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"Hi." Talk about strange!
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Oct 19, 2015 21:10
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"I'm gay"
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Oct 19, 2015 21:50
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"Did you fart?"
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Oct 19, 2015 22:01
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One day when I was a kid I was riding my bike around the neighborhood and this other kid on the sidewalk stops and yells "HEY!" I rolled up to him and said what. "YOU LOOK LIKE DAN AYKROYD!" he hollers and then runs off. This was the 80s so it was still Ghostbusters-era Dan Aykroyd and not doughy mess Aykroyd so I was just like  
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Oct 19, 2015 22:14
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"ooh poo poo it taye diggs! taye! hey taye!"
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Oct 19, 2015 23:28
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your so fuckin hot i wanna ride yr dick all nite
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Oct 19, 2015 23:30
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"That dude's sweat smells like jizz"
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Oct 19, 2015 23:38
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"Do you know how to get to a Chipotle or American Apparel?" the answer is no
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Oct 19, 2015 23:39
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Things I get on a regular basis: "Cool stash!" / "Love the moustache." "Is that real?" "What the gently caress's on your face?" ~silence~ just takes phone-photo in a super-evidently-not-discrete way.
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Oct 19, 2015 23:39
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"ugh what is that foul [odor, smell, aroma]?"
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Oct 19, 2015 23:40
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N'wah, outsider!
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