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There was one like "y'all want a ham" or something, that was good
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Speaking of usernames, PCOS Bill every time I see yours I think of polycystic ovarian syndrome
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Nov 18, 2015 21:38
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PCOS Bill posted:There was one like "y'all want a ham" or something, that was good i always liked "tony danzas ho" and "thizzface killa"
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Nov 18, 2015 21:44
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Bismuth posted:Speaking of usernames, PCOS Bill every time I see yours I think of polycystic ovarian syndrome  it's a good username though
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Nov 18, 2015 22:09
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My favourite username was Owldolf Hootler
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Nov 19, 2015 00:17
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for some reason CRIP EATIN BREAD makes me giggle every time i think about it
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Nov 19, 2015 00:42
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plus he has a good username/av combo
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Nov 19, 2015 00:43
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I've been on this web site for almost sixteen years. Free deek free getfiscal hello airdisc ban pele DARTH HONEYLAMB was DO YALL WANT A HAM Also the funny fuckers running Wheezy are still awesome. Wheezy Fight A Dude and Wheezy Eat A Egg rock.
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BTW who was that goon who was obsessed with the smell of his sister's panties and then people called his mom about it?
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Nov 19, 2015 01:36
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  Tasty emoticon story.
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Who's that? She's cute
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Nov 19, 2015 02:12
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PCOS Bill posted:Who's that? She's cute 
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I don't have plat because I'm lazy and also a poor, but somewhere there's that thread of that goon asking how to nicely break up with his girlfriend which started off normal enough, but then it later turned out that the reason he was breaking up with her was because he was drunk driving while she was a passenger and he ran into another car, crippling his girlfriend for life and putting her in a wheelchair and now he wants to sever. There was some disgustingly sick posts in that thread mocking the poo poo outta him.
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Nov 19, 2015 20:41
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Mr. Water where the thread helped a guy prank the old man from Culligan who delivered water to his building it started leaving notes writing like a 'special needs' kid then being really clingy and getting weirder and weirder about wanting to meet the water guy then the OP (big chunky dude with a long beard and long hair) dressed like a mermaid - topless, with a tiara and the full tail or green belly-dancing bottoms IIRC - and went down and hugged the guy for an uncomfortably long period of time I lost it with the video
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Is there a single thread or post where I can read all the exploits of Ariel "Two Worlds" Campos? I remember someone in either Helldump or LF having him over for Thanksgiving a few years back and he was simultaneously super weird, like way weirder than I could stand IRL, but not as weird as he seemed online or something like that. I also recall something about him blackmailing some goonette over some webcam chat that? Anyway dude is weird, and I wanted to relive his weirdness for goonstalgia. Also some of the Helldump threads were really good, specifically ones were people seemingly saw how lovely they were and changed over it. Like some dude who was at college near a beach in California or Hawaii and had never taken the time to enjoy his surroundings because of his animes or something? And someone else in the thread went to the same school and the called out dude went to the beach or something. It was an underwhelming but nice ending.
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wyntyr posted:Is there a single thread or post where I can read all the exploits of Ariel "Two Worlds" Campos? I remember someone in either Helldump or LF having him over for Thanksgiving a few years back and he was simultaneously super weird, like way weirder than I could stand IRL, but not as weird as he seemed online or something like that. I also recall something about him blackmailing some goonette over some webcam chat that? Anyway dude is weird, and I wanted to relive his weirdness for goonstalgia. That's what it really felt like--literally diving in. I felt like I was launching myself head first into Katie's mouth-- metaphorically speaking. I felt like I was jumping into a place that I had no idea where I was going to--someplace far, far away from anywhere I had known before, except in movies, or books, or comics, or porn. Kissing became tongue-kissing. Tongue-kissing became making out, then heavily making out, then groping atclothes. No matter how frantic the on-screen characters became, the story here was more interesting to me. "Do you wanna...just, uh, forget about the movie..." "Uh-huh." "...and go to my bedroom instead?" "Sure." It just crept up on me, just like that. The "big moment", everything that I had been waiting and preparing for, just...happened. I didn't have time to think about it--I think if I did have time I would've choked up or chickened out or got really freaked out. I didn't have time to think about it. The thing that made me realize that Katie was such a keeper was that she was so understanding and accomodating about a lot of stuff. She understood that I hadn't ever done anything with a girl before (even kissed a girl), and she was fine with that. That's the thing that made Katie so unique from every other girl I had known--she wanted me. Even if that meant putting up with a lot of my shortcomings, lack of experience, etc. We reached for each other in the dark of my room. "You can take off my shirt if you want..." "Oh. I didn't know, uh, if you minded." "Sure." A few more moments passed. "Oh...man....fark..." "It's okay. Take your time." "Sorry, I just..." "It's okay." She gasped rapidly. "We can do whatever you'd like tonight." It wasn't more than what I had expected, or less than I had expected. It was just...it. It wasn't un-pleasant. In fact, I couldn't have asked for a better girl to be understanding enough for a 26 year old guy that all this was happening to at once. It was mind-boggling to me, that's why I tried not to think about it too much. One moment I was just letting Katie in, next I was making out with a girl for the first time, and the next... "Oh...f*ck..." her words grew softer as her breathing grew faster. I didn't want to look around, or think about how rediculous I looked without any clothes on, or even think about why Katie would want to do anything with a guy that looked as hideous naked as I did. I didn't want to see myself now. I repeated this to Katie out loud when she wanted to embrace in front of the mirror afterwards, when I was washing my hands. I didn't want to think about that now. I only wanted to concentrate on matching her breathing to my own rhythm. The more I coordinated with her, the louder her breathing grew, which then turned into moans, and then louder moans. Some time later... Again, I had her in my grasp. I was on top of her, trying only to look at her face, trying to look only at her reaction to me, not thinking of my own appearance in my eyes at that point. I was on her, her legs planted in back of me, my legs stock-straight next to each other. She told me to spread my legs less, that way I could go in more. I sucked air in one more time, then expelled it in one big exhalation. And collapsed on her, spent. I looked up at her (she was tall) and smiled. She smiled back softly. I looked skyward for a second, and chuckled quietly, a secret smile appearing on my face in the dark. "gently caress."
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I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did. This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry. Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my rear end. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain. Last chance to stop. It's horriffic. I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of rear end sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My rear end didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes. So the moral of the story is I really don't want to do this again. It makes me sad because I enjoy anal sex. Maybe others have heartier colons that I. But for god's sake, use condoms. If anything with a pulse goes in there, make sure it's sheathed.
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serious norman posted:I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did. What...happened after the doctor visit and update?
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serious norman posted:I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. i lose it every time
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deep impact on vhs posted:i lose it every time So did GE Cafe
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wyntyr posted:Is there a single thread or post where I can read all the exploits of Ariel "Two Worlds" Campos? I remember someone in either Helldump or LF having him over for Thanksgiving a few years back and he was simultaneously super weird, like way weirder than I could stand IRL, but not as weird as he seemed online or something like that. I also recall something about him blackmailing some goonette over some webcam chat that? Anyway dude is weird, and I wanted to relive his weirdness for goonstalgia. The best Helldimp thread was the one where 2 dudes from the scuba diving subforum got Into a multiple page fight about psi or scuba mask etiquette and none of the dump regulars really knew what to do or say. That or the Pastor Ttavis thread.
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Your Gay Uncle posted:The best Helldimp thread was the one where 2 dudes from the scuba diving subforum got Into a multiple page fight about psi or scuba mask etiquette and none of the dump regulars really knew what to do or say. it seems bad that ive never read helldump
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PCOS Bill posted:Who's that? She's cute My gf, you jealous?
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Breetai posted:The best post ever was the op of a fyad thread entitled something like "today i just left my beautiful wife of sixteen glorious years ". https://filetea.me/default/#t1sBDxL4UsFRMaleORvPxxuGA If there's no sound, be sure to manually open the mammoth3.swf file for the full effect. a happy snowman posted:Mr. Water SIGN HERE FOR OK
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Sombrerotron posted:I knew I saved the whole thing all those years ago for some reason. This is gone already. Can you repost it?
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