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This time next week the highly anticipated James Bond film, Spectre, will be unveiled at cinemas across the UK. Daniel Craig will be making his fourth – and probably his final – outing as everyone's favourite superspy and fans can expect lots of new gadgets courtesy of Q, unique villains and, of course, a bevy of beautiful women. While we all know 007 for his international exploits and daring rescue missions, it's his cheeky one-liners and witty comebacks that have often set the scene and helped maintain a level of humour amid high-octane action. Since 1962, six actors including Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan and Sean Connery, have embodied Ian Fleming's Bond and delivered the sophisticated alpha male's wisecracks, many of which have become quoted pieces of popular culture. Classic lines we have grown to love include "Martini; shaken, not stirred", and "The name's Bond. James Bond." Last one I watched is the one where james bond goes to his orphanage, and money penny is hot. The best james bond movie though, is gold finger. They really need to stop making these in my opinion, because they are trying to make a grimdark bond. It used to be a comedy spy cliche , now it's all, I'm james bond youre gonna get tortured. Gets hit in the nuts.
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Oct 20, 2015 00:30
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gently caress me daddy
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Oct 20, 2015 00:31
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it has loving skeletons in it bro
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Oct 20, 2015 00:31
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Alan Smithee posted:it has loving skeletons in it bro 
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Oct 20, 2015 00:36
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pierce brosnan best bond but all bond movies are good
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Oct 20, 2015 00:39
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sppoky
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Oct 20, 2015 00:40
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i wonder what crazy adventures bond will get up to in this latest installment of the james bond franchise
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Oct 20, 2015 00:44
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I feel like Daniel Craig bond is getting more sensitive. Like Bond's used to be really rapey and expected sex from every woman that moved and now he's like "no I'm still in pain after losing my main bitch"
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Oct 20, 2015 00:47
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the trailer didn't look the greatest like, it seemed cool but like, realistic and not over the top badass action times?
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Oct 20, 2015 00:59
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I'll miss Craig he's awesome. E: the best bond movie was Layer Cake
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Oct 20, 2015 01:01
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Alan Smithee posted:I feel like Daniel Craig bond is getting more sensitive. Like Bond's used to be really rapey and expected sex from every woman that moved and now he's like "no I'm still in pain after losing my main bitch" OG bond was all about getting the motherfucking job done and he didnt mind slapping a btich to do it or... brainwashing them with his magical penis in the best bond film of them all i mean in all fairness it cant be rape if the girl consents after the fact Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Oct 20, 2015 |
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Oct 20, 2015 01:02
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Yeah, sean connery will always be the best bond. Pierce bronsan is next. The other bonds are forgettable.
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Oct 20, 2015 01:04
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chaosbreather posted:the trailer didn't look the greatest Spectre will be The Dark Knight Rises. A lot of hype but ultimately a letdown that will bludgeon you with darkness and an interminable plot that goes on way too long.
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Oct 20, 2015 01:10
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Brosnan was cool but also was in The World is Not Enough which was like the Quantum of Solace of campy bond. And Tomororow Never Dies which is like full retard Bond I have a soft spot for Roger Moore but he's like the dad Bond
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Oct 20, 2015 01:11
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Christoph Waltz is in it and everything he touches turns to gold soooo...
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Oct 20, 2015 01:12
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Omi-Polari posted:Skyfall was the Bond version of The Dark Knight. It was seriously the same loving movie / plot / disfigured anarchist baddie. Which is why it was good. PLEASE ENJOY THE FOLLOWING POWERPOINT PRESENTATION ON THE CENTRAL THEME OF THIS MOVIE
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Oct 20, 2015 01:12
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Isn't it going to have Cristoph Waltz playing the villain or something? That almost seems too obvious but also that dude is pretty sweet so should be tight homies
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Oct 20, 2015 01:13
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not going to watch one until he's played by a person of color op
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Oct 20, 2015 01:13
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Ape Fist posted:Christoph Waltz is in it and everything he touches turns to gold soooo...
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Oct 20, 2015 01:14
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Will he get hit in the balls again?
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Oct 20, 2015 01:17
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Omi-Polari posted:Tom Hardy is awesome and he played Bane but the movie still SUCKED. I thought the new Batman movie was alright then I listened to Kevin Smith[1] rip it apart for 2 hours and I was like: Hmm, actually you might have a point. [1]: Kevin Smith has a terrible stupid immature unironic dick & boobs sense of humor and he's very much a 40+ year old geek where he thinks jerking off & cum jokes are funny and him deeply murmuring these tales of jerking off and cum jokes into a studio microphone isn't creepy at all. I like Kevin Smith's movies because I'm in that weird Gen X ~ Millennial transitional zone as a 29 year old but I find a lot of his podcast stuff kind of gross and uncomfortable and not funny.
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Oct 20, 2015 01:17
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Oct 20, 2015 01:19
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the other james bonds with craig were great so propably!
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Oct 20, 2015 01:21
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i just like it when batman does things, i don't care what really i'm watching the batman animated series for the first time, which is really cool and good. the last one i saw had adam west as a washed up actor who played a costumed vigilante on a forgotten tv show who inspired batman and they teamed up to punch a fat nerd neckbeard toy collector who was re-enacting crime from the tv show to blackmail the city for money for more toys in the end his place explodes and he screams NOOO MY PRECIOUS TOOOOOOOYS it was so great
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Oct 20, 2015 01:22
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Ape Fist posted:I thought the new Batman movie was alright then I listened to Kevin Smith[1] rip it apart for 2 hours and I was like: Hmm, actually you might have a point. I was in the theater and was mostly bored, and once it finally got to the ticking-time-bomb chase with Gary Oldman flopping around in the truck it totally lost me. And Batman and Bane were punching each other while garbling in those accents. Later I was visiting the family for Christmas, and it was playing on the TV, and my dad looked up from his laptop and laughed and went "this is AWFUL."
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Oct 20, 2015 01:24
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Where'd this Bond go?
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Oct 20, 2015 01:25
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Idk HTH
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Oct 20, 2015 01:33
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Daniel Craig is the best Bond, Sean Connery never really came off as being physically capable of being an international superspy. Quantum of Solace sucked but Casino Royale was really cool.
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Oct 20, 2015 01:41
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Craig is different. Serious Bond can be refreshing after yars of camp but somtimes you need camp
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Oct 20, 2015 01:42
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I mean Pussy Galore I can't even 
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Oct 20, 2015 01:42
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Alan Smithee posted:Craig is different. Serious Bond can be refreshing after yars of camp but somtimes you need camp goldeneye ranks as my number 3 bond film, for the line, "it must have been the tight squeeze."
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Oct 20, 2015 01:43
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Alan Smithee posted:Craig is different. Serious Bond can be refreshing after yars of camp but somtimes you need camp Yeah the Brosnan Bond movies were a little too halfassed for my taste. Camp can be good, like in Kingsmen, but it needs to knock it out of the park.
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Oct 20, 2015 01:44
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Yeah Goldeneye wasn't full blown, but I guess the N64 game kinda compensated for that
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Oct 20, 2015 01:48
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chaosbreather posted:i just like it when batman does things, i don't care what really The one where the riddler had them in a maze was fun as hell. And the Mr. Freeze one was so emotional I just couldn't even. Then there was the one where he was blind and had to use that red-eyed infared thing gently caress I should watch the old animated series again.
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Oct 20, 2015 02:35
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cristoph waltz is good daniel craig is good this movie will be good (probably) james bond movies own and i'm gonna go watch it, op
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Oct 20, 2015 02:38
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Ape Fist posted:Christoph Waltz is in it and everything he touches turns to gold soooo... Watching it for this reason alone.
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Oct 20, 2015 02:44
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I really like Craig as bond so I will say "probably it will be good enough to watch and enjoy." Thank you for listening.
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Oct 20, 2015 02:47
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The stock market crash delayed both James Blonde 2 (3?) and also the hobbit by multiple years and that sucked
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Oct 20, 2015 02:58
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no also the only good bond was tim dalton but i could imagine chiwetel ejiofor doing okay, or joseph gordon-levitt if he can do a convincing british accent comedy option: vin diesel
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Oct 20, 2015 09:40
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Octopussy didn't have 8 pussies in it; false loving advertisement.
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