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Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
so who will be the jar jar of this movie?

my bet is the jj (jar jar) abrams cameo as a dancing twi'lek girl

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quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
ab-rams

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

boycotting

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
boyfrotting

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
i hear tales of rich people buying out theatres to watch it alone in peace

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
i really like how the storm trooper man walks real bow legged its like he is a cowboy from a western!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
god i hope someone uses the force
that is the coolest
the force

in harry potter why couldnt they have called magic the force
would have been way cooler

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
a yoda in this movie there better be

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
welp, looks like i wont be seeing that stupid piece of french crap

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Cry Havoc posted:

a yoda in this movie there better be

Luke killed Yoda on Dagobah mate.
He had to, to get all the Force from his blood to fight Vader.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

did the ewoks decide to remain isolated and tribal? or have they been thrust into the galactic space age? did leia corrupt them with chocolate and now they're all addicted and living off of government subsidies?

Moltke
May 13, 2009
E chuta!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Cry Havoc posted:

a yoda in this movie there better be

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Moridin920 posted:

in 20 years i hope they do a star wars mad max crossover or some poo poo and it's some jedi screaming WITNESS ME as he jumps into the death star core or something

36 jump street: jedi academy

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Moltke posted:

E chuta!

how rude!

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
the minute the trailer started I busted out laughing, the cliche piano note that so many trailers start with now was so glaring for a star wars movie.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
but aquaman you cannot marry a woman without gills!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

a bone to pick posted:

the minute the trailer started I busted out laughing, the cliche piano note that so many trailers start with now was so glaring for a star wars movie.

a trailer designed to took at the heart strung of star wars nerds craving a sad predictable plot.

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
heres something better than vid in op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjySNEVjZsQ

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

spoilers: There are two Kylo Rens, Luke is the real one

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.




let's not ignore this like how I am ignoring all the posts following this image

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

gary oldmans diary posted:

god i hope someone uses the force
that is the coolest
the force

in harry potter why couldnt they have called magic the force
would have been way cooler

there's a black jedi and black guys use force all the time so I think you're covered.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Universe Master posted:

there's a black jedi and black guys use force all the time so I think you're covered.

you know what happened to the last black jedi....

Lemon
May 22, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmIGr-add88

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Kit Fisto.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
use the forks luke lol see what i did there

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Also what would be cool is some Matrix/SW crossover where Morpheus comes and wakes up a jedi and it's just hellscape world and he goes 'what you didn't really think that was real did you? The Force? Laser swords? :cmon:'

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
i didn't watch this trailer ha ha owned hollywood

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Nefarious posted:

use the forks luke lol see what i did there

This is what would happen on the battlefield:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnqtUAg4hkw

hookey religion is no much for a AT AT foot

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

man that is ol dschool, today has been an OG internet day first basshunter now this

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious posted:

use the forks luke lol see what i did there

hah!

Hey guys, I saw this trailer too. I found it to be pedestrian and derivative.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

etalian posted:

This is what would happen on the battlefield:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnqtUAg4hkw

hookey religion is no much for a AT AT foot

in Empire at War (rts game) Darth Vader had a special ability called 'Force Crush' that would lift vehicles into the air and compact them like a junkyard crusher. It was pretty badass. Luke is just a bitch.

Size means nothing to the force.

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

nomadologique posted:

man that is ol dschool, today has been an OG internet day first basshunter now this

pff basshunters old as poo poo, i remember seeing that rap before episode two came out.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Moridin920 posted:

in Empire at War (rts game) Darth Vader had a special ability called 'Force Crush' that would lift vehicles into the air and compact them like a junkyard crusher. It was pretty badass. Luke is just a bitch.

Size means nothing to the force.

i could never understand why vader went around force choking instead of force crushing people's head...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Moridin920 posted:

in Empire at War (rts game) Darth Vader had a special ability called 'Force Crush' that would lift vehicles into the air and compact them like a junkyard crusher. It was pretty badass. Luke is just a bitch.

Size means nothing to the force.

Darth Vader was fool of poo poo, blowing up a whole planet is more cool than the force.

also

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i can't decide if that is some hosed up poo poo w/o self awareness, or a pop critique of the vietnam war that comes close to being intriguing

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

etalian posted:

Darth Vader was fool of poo poo, blowing up a whole planet is more cool than the force.

also



He's going to turn around and trip over that droid you just wait and see.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

nomadologique posted:

i can't decide if that is some hosed up poo poo w/o self awareness, or a pop critique of the vietnam war that comes close to being intriguing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV7Ha3VDbzE

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Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

Real talk: jayjaybrams last StarTrek was hella dumb. Fun. But dumb. MORE LIKE BROTREK! HIGHFIVE!!!!!!!

Get ready for Luke to jump in and go "aw poo poo, you'd think I'd miss this party?" Then he bro-arm-shakes hansolo and shoots lasers and poo poo.

Seriously.

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