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Oh and some battle star ship will loving crash into a rebel base or whatever, killing a million wookies and probably Chewbacca. But will anyone say anything? Like will Luke or Han go, drat, we lost a lot of good men and poo poo. gently caress no, gotta force it up, shoot lasers and do flips n poo poo because, action! Bro! Luke! So glad you're alive and not a Darth dude. Lets finish this once and for all! (Badass music)
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Professor of Cats posted:Real talk: jayjaybrams last StarTrek was hella dumb. Fun. But dumb. MORE LIKE BROTREK! HIGHFIVE!!!!!!! Khan is badass since he killed lots of klingon scum using a laser minigun. Also the perfect human is some weird pale brit guy.
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Professor of Cats posted:Real talk: jayjaybrams last StarTrek was hella dumb. Fun. But dumb. MORE LIKE BROTREK! HIGHFIVE!!!!!!! that would be better than a lot of possible alternatives.
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"Luke! How tha hell you been!?"
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Jim Boba Fett whoa
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how do the girls sleeves work? they are detatched from her shirt so youd think they would constantly be falling down? maybe they use inertial dampening...... somebody ink me the wookipedia article thanks
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Oct 21, 2015 09:12
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a starwar betamax posted:how do the girls sleeves work? they are detatched from her shirt so youd think they would constantly be falling down? maybe they use inertial dampening...... somebody ink me the wookipedia article thanks
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Oct 21, 2015 09:55
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Tagline is p much "come on lads, this isnt the prequels again we promise" your'e childhood is dead
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a starwar betamax posted:how do the girls sleeves work? they are detatched from her shirt so youd think they would constantly be falling down? maybe they use inertial dampening...... somebody ink me the wookipedia article thanks I think she uses the back-to-front tape that models use
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Turns out midichlorians was just jesus tape all along.
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.midichlorians
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The completely unstylish and impractical armor the imperials wear was acceptable in the 80s when Star Wars was a campy sci-fi movie, but now it just looks so obnoxious. A better reboot of this franchise would have included redesigns of all the aesthetics. I would have hoped for something dark and gritty but that's just me.
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Oct 21, 2015 11:25
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go read those gritty novels where han fucks a man sized otter aboard the hutt's giant space vibrator or something, it's been done
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Oct 21, 2015 11:36
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I appreciate the shot of all the stormtroopers stumbling out of their transport, there's no way to move in that armour without looking dorky as gently caress.
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I just saw an X-Wing do a strafing run on some stormtroopers. I cant decide if this was the dumbest or coolest thing Star Wars ever had. Tie Fighters and X-Wings duking it out in atmoshperic environment is pretty much causing parts of my brain to shut down, which on the other hand might come in handy during the movie...
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idk why everyones so mad about merchandising i loved star wars toys when i was a kid but i guess now i'm supposed to grudgingly watch that trailer and roll my eyes, then say "you do realize they're planning to make money with this product?" then i'll sigh and take a puff from my vape pen Minorkos fucked around with this message at 12:02 on Oct 21, 2015 |
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i hope this movie sucks because i hate star wars fans
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Minorkos posted:idk why everyones so mad about merchandising Yeah I am grateful for all of the cool star wars games I played when I was younger - Rogue Squadron, Pod Racing, Jedi Knight series (ton of fun with mods etc). I tried KOTOR for a bit but didn't get into it as much.
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Yolomon Wayne posted:I just saw an X-Wing do a strafing run on some stormtroopers. Go on..
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Yolomon Wayne posted:I just saw an X-Wing do a strafing run on some stormtroopers. hey, gently caress you
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The guns on an X-Wing are approximatly 15ft. long high powered laser cannons used to vaporize enemy fighters, as shown 5 seconds before same gun hits a trooper in the chest and causes him to stumble backwards and fall over with his upper body fully intact.
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You should let jj abrams know immediately there is still time to fix it!!!
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thathonkey posted:You should let jj abrams know immediately there is still time to fix it!!! If you see a trailer in which a battletank shoots someone in the shoulder and he goes "ouch" and falls down, do you say "wow thats gonna be a very good movie!"?
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Yolomon Wayne posted:If you see a trailer in which a battletank shoots someone in the shoulder and he goes "ouch" and falls down, do you say "wow thats gonna be a very good movie!"? Shocker star wars is and has always been aimed at children.
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I demand more explosive viscera and mutilated corpses in my gay space wizard movies I want Chris Nolan to do a gritty reboot of space wars with more violence and michael caine playing jar jar
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Nurge posted:Shocker star wars is and has always been aimed at children. Then was were the prequels all like watching C-Span?
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If you dont want to show what happens if humans are hit by anti-spacecraft cannons, dont show them being hit by anti-spacecraft cannons? Also they had no problem severing limbs and spilling guts back then.
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correct. hollywood today is a bunch of kids imitating things people did 20-100 years ago and a lot of them are bad at it abrams included 
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etalian posted:Khan is badass since he killed lots of klingon scum using a laser minigun. At least the original series' movies gave the Fantasy Island guy some big ol' titties to make him look tough.
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The Taint Reaper posted:Then was were the prequels all like watching C-Span? Because George Lucas is a retard.
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quakster posted:correct. hollywood today is a bunch of kids imitating things people did 20-100 years ago and a lot of them are bad at it Zach snyder is way worse though
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thathonkey posted:Zach snyder is way worse though
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Nurge posted:Because George Lucas is a retard. Yeah but that puts a big hole into the whole just for children thing.
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inmates running The Asylum, imo ( )
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Yolomon Wayne posted:If you see a trailer in which a battletank shoots someone in the shoulder and he goes "ouch" and falls down, do you say "wow thats gonna be a very good movie!"? Im glad based on a 1 second part of the trailer you can make so many inferences but they need a PG rating or whatever so its not like theyre gonna show a stormtrooper having his shoulder blown apart with a bunch of gore and poo poo you idiot its a kids movie
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thathonkey posted:Im glad based on a 1 second part of the trailer you can make so many inferences but they need a PG rating or whatever so its not like theyre gonna show a stormtrooper having his shoulder blown apart with a bunch of gore and poo poo you idiot its a kids movie Uh, think we´ve got a bad case of fanboi over here. I repeat: If you dont want to show what would happen if you get hit by high caliber guns, dont show people getting hit by high caliber guns instead of making an energy-bolt the size of an elephant leg have the impact of a slightly wet towel.
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These star wars are making me thirsty
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For a movie with WARS in the title there isn't enough war, military industrial complex, racism, or even PTSD. WTf!!!?
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I, too, demand realistic ballistics from my pew pew rrraaaaaaaawr pew pew pew kids movies
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when is jjbrams going to give me a realistic military court drama about the rape that occurs on the planets in the outer rim when Stormtroopers decide to "take a little R&R" with the local women?
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