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lol i guess jj thought we didn't understand the empire is bad so he doubled down on the nazi factor
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this guy listed tarantino
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Oct 20, 2015 04:36
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Waltzing Along posted:A movie aimed at white males where the main baddie will likely be a white male and the protagonist leads will be female or minority. the main baddie will never be seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen he is a heart of cold steel, nothing more!! actually lol i be tit's luke in disguise just tryna bring the jedi back out of hiding, drat son
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Oct 20, 2015 04:58
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ya but the first jj star trek was like the best movie for 10 years so
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Oct 20, 2015 15:14
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afeelgoodpoop posted:heres something better than vid in op man that is ol dschool, today has been an OG internet day first basshunter now this
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Oct 21, 2015 00:05
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Moridin920 posted:in Empire at War (rts game) Darth Vader had a special ability called 'Force Crush' that would lift vehicles into the air and compact them like a junkyard crusher. It was pretty badass. Luke is just a bitch. i could never understand why vader went around force choking instead of force crushing people's head... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg
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Oct 21, 2015 00:38
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i can't decide if that is some hosed up poo poo w/o self awareness, or a pop critique of the vietnam war that comes close to being intriguing
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Oct 21, 2015 01:04
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Professor of Cats posted:Real talk: jayjaybrams last StarTrek was hella dumb. Fun. But dumb. MORE LIKE BROTREK! HIGHFIVE!!!!!!! that would be better than a lot of possible alternatives.
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Oct 21, 2015 02:13
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Yolomon Wayne posted:I just saw an X-Wing do a strafing run on some stormtroopers. but the video games had this!
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Oct 21, 2015 16:35
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gopd drat i'm lusting for some female bad guy on black good guy sex
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Oct 21, 2015 16:41
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Lodin posted:I'm the trooper in the background. dude got dusted
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Oct 22, 2015 16:37
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thathonkey posted:i hope one of the characters turns their blaster sideways gangster style and a bunch of shooting with 100% accuracy then the death star shoots luke in the face but he forces stops it with one hand dbz/star wars crossover sounds legit
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Oct 22, 2015 16:38
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quote:Poe Dameron was a human male who served as a pilot in the Resistance approximately thirty years after the Battle of Endor. He flew as Black Leader while commanding a squad of T-70 X-wing fighters. un loving believable
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Oct 22, 2015 17:05
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it's gonna be good fun and unless your dick is shriveled up into your pelvis you'll let out at least one measly woop at some point
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Oct 23, 2015 15:53
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Pththya-lyi posted:I think Han Solo is going to die in Episode VII. He's featured pretty prominently in this trailer as a source of exposition, so I think he's filling a "wise old mentor" role in this film. Stories with mentor characters need to establish the reason why such a wise and powerful figure can't save the day for the main protagonists at the climax, and being dead is one good reason to not be around to help. It's what happened to Obi-Wan in the first movie! Furthermore, Harrison Ford has hated Star Wars for a long time and wanted his character to be killed off in Return of the Jedi. He probably leaped at the chance to kill off Han Solo once and for all in Episode VII. almost certainly correct
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Oct 23, 2015 16:11
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Moon Atari posted:I'm starting to feel this way as well but the hardened cynic in me is ashamed by it. I don't know man, Star Wars just really stuck with me when I was young and now it appeals to me even though I recognise how much it is playing to my nostalgia. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SHUT THIS DOWN AND JUST ENJOY IT jfc you realize all these ppl in here are just constantly fronting for invisible strangers? what about that is admirable? at least cool kids at school can see the ppl they are trying to impress
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Oct 23, 2015 16:13
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dali's lost masterpiece
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Oct 23, 2015 16:13
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lol, that freakish looking guy from girls is the bad guy? also, a pirate castle full of weird looking creatures, looks familiar 
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Oct 23, 2015 16:16
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Toadvine posted:Im just thankful we have original costumes and makeup to look forward to. lol george lucas really is an idiot god bless him
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Oct 23, 2015 16:24
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maybe now that disney owns star wars they'll offer rereleases of the original theatrical cuts of episodes 4-6, knowing that 30-somethings will pay lots of money to buy ANOTHER official copy of star wars + express their rejection of the 1997 re-releases through their wallets!!
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Oct 23, 2015 16:25
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"buy NOW for 129.99 if you think HAN SHOT FIRST"
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Oct 23, 2015 16:26
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Toadvine posted:Im just thankful we have original costumes and makeup to look forward to. boba fett's patient indulgence really sets this scene off
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Oct 23, 2015 16:27
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how many times has boba fett had to put up w the dumb showtunes of his various patrons' house bands just to secure the job?
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Oct 23, 2015 16:27
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"oh ya jabba no i LOVE this number" (has heard it every time the last 15 times he's been there)
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Oct 23, 2015 16:28
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Moridin920 posted:just fuckin look at him he's in all black and there's 2 snow troopers behind him of course he's the bad guy they takin him out into the middle of snow desert to execute him, haven't you seen Glaidator?
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Oct 23, 2015 16:29
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FogHelmut posted:pretty sure they already did this god i missed the money boat
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Oct 23, 2015 16:29
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the only true version is the laserdisc version
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Oct 23, 2015 16:32
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tatse and star wars don't mix my man i will see it at like one in the afternoon a week after it opens
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Oct 23, 2015 16:51
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on a weekday
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Oct 23, 2015 16:51
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literally the most generic hero's journey possible, bc lucas read the pop theory version of it and decided to write a story that matched it in every particular
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Oct 23, 2015 16:55
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sorry i can't read your post through all the lens flares but i'm sure it's insightful
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Oct 23, 2015 17:02
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the prequels are not offensively bad on their own merit. they are very bad, few will deny that; but what makes them truly monstrous is that they revealed to us that star wars was, at its best, merely good, and was more usually mediocre to bad. what we learned was that when someone has become too powerful for editorial control, it usually ends in disaster. i watched terminator 2 DC recently and every "added" scene detracted from the film. george lucas got to make 3 films worth of director's cut, and we learned over and over, for eight-something hours, that everything good about star wars was owed either to (a) the energy of its vision or (b) people telling GL no. (also (c) the physical limitation of SFX at the time.) we have had a long time to recover from that shock. we are no longer innocent. jj will benefit greatly from this. few will go in thinking "star wars is inviolate, do not destroy my dreams." instead they will think "there is an earthly star wars, contained in the movies, and a heavenly star wars, contained in my heart, and i can enjoy the imperfections of the former without damaging the latter."
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Oct 23, 2015 17:28
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just try to enjoy the fact that george lucas spent decades developing SFX so he could make his diarrhetic vision a reality.
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Oct 23, 2015 17:30
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yes, but pixar is going strong making the best looking CGI in the world.
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Oct 23, 2015 17:36
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i will never not give GL credit for helping make movies interesting again by increasing their spectacle value a trillionfold.
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Oct 23, 2015 17:37
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my understanding is that that's basically true, and my conclusion is that's why he divorced her sources: me
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Oct 23, 2015 17:43
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Weirdly enough, the Japanese Star Wars adaptation was completely poo poo the stormtroopers sit in a ring to spectate the honor combat god bless glorious nippon
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Oct 24, 2015 17:33
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the key to keeping sfx from getting dated is to never watch a movie more than once. lol if you don't know this already.
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Oct 24, 2015 18:56
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you think the voiceover from the first trailer ("the force is strong in our family...") is a transmission via R2? not a bad guess.
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it's gonna be lol when they kill han but leave chewie alive, the ultimate gently caress you to the EU.
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