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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i dont have a phd in sea lions but they have been known to be aggresdive and territorial when they are horny. haha jk i do have a phd in sea lions

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

mouth wide open for my big long penis

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

symbolic posted:

mouth wide open for my big long penis

contrantry to public belief sea lions dont like your penis because its small and smells bad

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Enfield posted:

contrantry to public belief sea lions dont like your penis because its small and smells bad
don't talk about yourself like that enfield

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Enfield posted:

i dont have a phd in sea lions but they have been known to be aggresdive and territorial when they are horny. haha jk i do have a phd in sea lions

so you're saying a bone prone sea lion will mess you up but otherwise they're cool?

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Is this new star wars meme thread!??

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i decided to vote yes, because this fish could easily be a child, a puppy, or even a man:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
sea lion venom is used as a folk remedy for sports elbow in china and south asia

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Enfield posted:

contrantry to public belief sea lions dont like your penis because its small and smells bad
but it smells of prawns

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

sea lions dont exist

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
I know for a fact that a sea lion would gently caress a dude up the rear end

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

lonesomedwarf posted:

sea lions dont exist
god hates sea lions

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
what if there were sea lions, but on land

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Kuato easily claims the solitary no vote thus far

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Enfield posted:

what if there were sea lions, but on land
your mother

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
sea lions cant melt steel

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Both seals and sea lions will bite the gently caress out of you if you try to touch them. Seals are more curious and high strung, and sea lions are more fat and lazy.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Why is B mad at C?










Because C lyin'

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9wIr9Z7Tbc

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

vicious

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Matey posted:

Why is B mad at C?










Because C lyin'

:captainpop: :captainpop: :captainpop: :captainpop: :captainpop:

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

I did that on porpoise

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

http://nypost.com/2012/02/14/shakira-attacked-by-sea-lion/

No

No

Not Shakira

Please God anybody but Shakira

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Frog Act posted:

i decided to vote yes, because this fish could easily be a child, a puppy, or even a man:



I'm the bird chillin

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

no theyre pretty friendly most of the time

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALOr8knqJ0U

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

would one suck a dude off tho?

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010


If a sea lion jumps on your kayak its probably worth thinking about what its trying to escape from underwater.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Christ do you see something you like fella?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Um, they are called lions for a reason idiot.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

If the sea lion saw a dude do something to make himself look like a really weak easy target, like accept and eat a meatball sub with only one meatball in it, it just might gently caress that dude up.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

do you think a dude would deliberately gently caress a sea lion

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
SEALION-NET will come online and then they will gently caress all the dudes up

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
sea lions sometimes rip the fins off of sunfish for sport and then leave them to slowly die, immobile and bleeding

unless you are giving them fish you are just a weird shaped sunfish to them

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

do you think a dude would deliberately gently caress a sea lion

dudes will deliberately gently caress anything under the sun, especially when it results in their horrible death

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

do you think a dude would deliberately gently caress a sea lion

No I didn't do it deliberately, but you showed up 9 months later anyway.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Serious Frolicking posted:

dudes will deliberately gently caress anything under the sun, especially when it results in their horrible death

:flashfap:

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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Is a sea lion a seal? I get confused.

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