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NarkyBark posted:Boston is the best. Embrace being a sarcastic rear end in a top hat. It's why all the best comedians are from here! Bill Burr is amazing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ7dMqgGDsQ
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Boston women look all frowny and disappointed like truck-stop hookers.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:16
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ya what you thin kis being a "sarcastic rear end in a top hat" is just being an rear end in a top hat, without anything funny or redeeming in it
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Oct 22, 2015 00:35
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i am convinced that the whole boston thing is some kind of dark cloud that has been evolving over centuries, an ever growing accretion of human misery to which each boston native must inevitably adapt or die how it began probably has to do with the weather
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Oct 22, 2015 00:38
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bostonians know nothing but this deleterious milieu, and believe that surely everyone everywhere and at all time has lived in exactly this state of abjection so they can't understand why everyone isn't a psychotic black hole in human form
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Oct 22, 2015 00:39
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At least Bill Burr was wise enough by moving to LA once his career took off.
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Oct 22, 2015 04:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5dt_tJsqLc
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Oct 22, 2015 04:17
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niiiiicee since they repaved it couple years ago storrow drive east is fun as all gently caress to drive as if ur running the Monaco GP coming back from allston at 2am. ive heard similar things about the merrit parkway in CT but have never driven it myself, however i have heard that there are actually cops on some portions of that road and they know their stretch like the goddamn nurburgring and take pleasure in running u down at 140mph so dont even try (unless ur rich and being chauffeured to wall st.) Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Oct 22, 2015 |
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Oct 22, 2015 05:06
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literally nothing about driving in boston is fun and it just proves you're a dangerous psychopathic rear end in a top hat that you think so
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Oct 22, 2015 05:13
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even the loving pedestrians here are suicidal lunatics who do their damndest to get into the blind spots of big trucks that would kill them, and who are constantly darting into the road like rabbits; the illegality pisses me off but the blatant disregard for their own lives really takes it to another level i have to deal with upwards of thirty or forty psychotic driver or pedestrian maneuvers every day at work, bad road behavior that i barely knew was possible before i came to boston is now a multi daily occurrence
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nomadologique posted:literally nothing about driving in boston is fun and it just proves you're a dangerous psychopathic rear end in a top hat that you think so i totally agree and wouldnt ever own a car if i lived in the city, but gently caress dealing with the green line to Longwood Medical Area or Allston - so much faster in a car especially during off-hours. I drove a delivery truck in Boston during college 10 yrs ago which was some of the finest drivers education within the USA, but with everybody staring at their phone (not to mention the loving hubway) no loving way would i ever do that again unless I ws driving something equipped with lights and sirens - sry dont mind pissing u off but i dont actually want to be liable for physically harming/killing ur dumb rear end. Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Oct 22, 2015 |
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Oct 22, 2015 05:19
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do you have a home made crossbow in the passenger seat? blades protruding from your axle ends?
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nomadologique posted:do you have a home made crossbow in the passenger seat? blades protruding from your axle ends? naa those were never offered on Misubishi Fuso, Miata, or even the WRX...(and i am not a fan of serious road rage at all) just have to pretend ur JFK facing down Khrushchev when things get hot and heavy...make those assholes blink, if they are unrelenting then drive like ur are insane or or hard drugs. aint nobody wants to be exchanging information on the side of Storrow Drive or the Tip O'Neill Tunnel...esp with a basket case Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Oct 22, 2015 |
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Oct 22, 2015 05:29
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i just drive a mercedes sprinter or a small box truck, ie bigger than even the biggest dick swinging dodge ram, so i get to dictate the pace of the road to anybody who isn't a bus or a bigger truck driving my actual passenger vehicle is a loving nightmare
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Oct 22, 2015 05:38
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eat or be eaten also 2nd storrow drive (and memorial drive) as being fun as hell at 2am but I grew up there, had a car in the city, and first learned to drive on my dads manual 80s ford escort in that traffic. baptism by fire.
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Oct 22, 2015 05:40
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Lufiron posted:eat or be eaten see, this is what bostonians believe, and they share this w LA drivers, altho while LA drivers are loving lunatics i would take them over boston drivers any day
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Oct 22, 2015 05:43
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"the hunger games is good bc it's how we've always done it" just a little pop culture ref for you there
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Oct 22, 2015 05:43
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nomadologique posted:see, this is what bostonians believe, and they share this w LA drivers, altho while LA drivers are loving lunatics i would take them over boston drivers any day 
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Oct 22, 2015 05:46
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Lufiron posted:eat or be eaten louie buttons my man, let met tell u how great it is in a BMW now that it is worthy of being called a road (particularly in a F80 M3 or E60 M5)
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Oct 22, 2015 05:50
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Mariana Horchata posted:louie buttons my man, let met tell u how great it is in a BMW now that it is worthy of being called a road (particularly in a F80 M3 or E60 M5) I can only imagine. Lake shore drive here in Chicago is nice, cept there's no other side to serve as a backdrop like the charles has.
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Oct 22, 2015 05:59
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i don't know if this was always true but memorial drive is currently like 30mph speed limit and is the one road in the city where ppl actually don't speed? quite frustrating also the lanes are narrow as gently caress so if anybody is nearby you can't really afford to push it
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Oct 22, 2015 06:01
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nomadologique posted:i don't know if this was always true but memorial drive is currently like 30mph speed limit and is the one road in the city where ppl actually don't speed? quite frustrating I don't know now but like 5 or 6 years ago that was a part of my commute from Cambridge to Norwell and I would fly both ways but I was also going the opposite direction of traffic (lived in cambridge yet worked towards the cape way south)
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Oct 22, 2015 06:05
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Lufiron posted:I don't know now but like 5 or 6 years ago that was a part of my commute from Cambridge to Norwell and I would fly both ways but I was also going the opposite direction of traffic (lived in cambridge yet worked towards the cape way south) if u can swing it now is the time to move back to MA, ur old svc mgr from the Gallery is now running poo poo at the new Tesla center outside of Boston...from what i hear from friends/fam that also work for them its easy fkn money...and ur prob a shoe-in
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Oct 22, 2015 06:52
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hey whuts up i'm from boston i know a d00d from the dropkick murphies eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Oct 22, 2015 07:19
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he was totally in my wicked guitar class in high school
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Oct 22, 2015 07:20
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I lived in Boston for 3 years. The people inside the city were fine but the outlying folks were terrible. Bruins fans were the worst though.
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I never understand when people say "people from this place don't know how to drive". Where is this magical land where everyone knows how to drive just the way you like it? I've been a few places and everyone drives like an rear end in a top hat from my perspective. How is Boston worse?
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