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...like they're all named "glen". But you didn't do it for the irony you just thought the name glen sounds cool and would increase their chances of mating by having a cool sounding name. There is literally nothing stopping people from doing this.
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George Foreman named all his sons and daughters George.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:...like they're all named "glen". But you didn't do it for the irony you just thought the name glen sounds cool and would increase their chances of mating by having a cool sounding name. There is literally nothing stopping people from doing this. This was hosed up in my opinion until I realized that you could make their middle name like "One" and "Two" so you'd have like "Glen One Thompson" "Glen Two Thompson" and that would be a legit family I'd hang with until they got to like Seven or other hosed up 2 syllable numbers.
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Oct 21, 2015 13:56
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The bob newheart show already did this gag: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnZm-9TfSaA
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Oct 21, 2015 13:58
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Glen is the name of a guy that's all greasy and wears women's jeans every day. No thank you.
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Oct 21, 2015 14:00
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Libelous Slander posted:This was hosed up in my opinion until I realized that you could make their middle name like "One" and "Two" so you'd have like "Glen One Thompson" "Glen Two Thompson" and that would be a legit family I'd hang with until they got to like Seven or other hosed up 2 syllable numbers. Maybe they could just pick their middle names later in life. I mean you don't have to have a middle name at birth do you? Like glen "dumptruck" Thompson or glen "bonesy" Thompson. I don't think anyone is gonna know they are just "the" glen. Like you say glen and everyone knows who you are talking about.
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Oct 21, 2015 14:01
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Spanish Manlove posted:The bob newheart show already did this gag: Is there a portion of this skit that is supposed to be funny or is that the whole gag?
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Oct 21, 2015 14:04
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Libelous Slander posted:Is there a portion of this skit that is supposed to be funny or is that the whole gag? It's set in vermont, the least funny place in america next to anywhere I'm currently living.
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Oct 21, 2015 14:05
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so there was this guy and he had a little experiment so he named one son loser and one son winner to see if the kid's name would have any impact on their future success so anywelp years later loser was the head CEO of a fortune 500 company and winner is a downandout bum addict on drugs, the moral of the story?
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Oct 21, 2015 14:21
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not wearing glasses so i thought for a minute the name had to be 'Glerr', which i would be on board with since i dislike children though its probably easier to just intercept birth registrations and change them all on the form to Glerr
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Oct 21, 2015 14:25
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chaosbreather posted:not wearing glasses so i thought for a minute the name had to be 'Glerr', which i would be on board with I kind of like "glarey" tbh.
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Oct 21, 2015 14:30
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My four sons will be Brandon, Brendan, Branden and Brendon
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Oct 21, 2015 14:32
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String Beans posted:My four sons will be What about Brundan?
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Oct 21, 2015 14:35
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I named my children Heart, Liver, Kidney, Lungs to designate what organs I can harvest later.
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Oct 21, 2015 14:38
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milkingmycow posted:I named my children Heart, Liver, Kidney, Lungs to designate what organs I can harvest later. Why not just name them "Abortion Survivor Thompson"
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Oct 21, 2015 14:40
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milkingmycow posted:I named my children Heart, Liver, Kidney, Lungs to designate what organs I can harvest later. in a cruel twist of fate, lungs will take up smoking, liver will become an alcoholic and heart will suffer from a broken heart 
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Oct 21, 2015 15:16
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i think it would be funny to name your son "oliver twist" then kick him out and tell him his real parents are dead. he would eat gruel all the time and wear filthy rags for clothes then i would re-name him to "richy-rich" and watch his head explode when he found he was a billionaire. he would bathe in gold coins and eat filet minon for breakfast. what a frikken idiot. kids 
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Oct 21, 2015 15:22
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my whole family is called glen weird
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Oct 21, 2015 16:04
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i will never sire children
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Oct 21, 2015 16:07
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RideTheSpiral posted:my whole family is called glen Daym dawg! 
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Oct 21, 2015 16:15
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Applewhite posted:George Foreman named all his sons and daughters George. Hahaha no he didn't. Not all of his children anyway. The boys though, yeah. Courtesy of wikipedia. His five sons are George Jr., George III ("Monk"), George IV ("Big Wheel"), George V ("Red"), and George VI ("Little Joey"). The two daughters from his marriage are Natalia and Leola; his three daughters from a separate relationship are Michi, Freeda, and Georgetta.
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Oct 21, 2015 16:19
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i think you would probably come up with mafia style nicknames for each one. like hey fingers, take stretch and lefty to school and then go to the grocery store with fletch.
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Oct 21, 2015 16:21
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aiden brayden jayden hayden glayen mayden brynden alden falden hayleigh jayleigh tayleigh fayleigh bayleigh sayleigh emileigh et cetera
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Oct 21, 2015 16:22
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Hell Yeah posted:i think you would probably come up with mafia style nicknames for each one. like hey fingers, take stretch and lefty to school and then go to the grocery store with fletch. And you guys stay the hell away from Patches and Milkman! 
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Oct 21, 2015 16:23
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I'm going to have 30 kids and name all the boys Dick and all the girls Gina
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Oct 21, 2015 16:26
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Applewhite posted:George Foreman named all his sons and daughters George. george foreman grill is indispensable bachelor kit. gov't should issue that to every person on their 18th birthday
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Oct 21, 2015 16:59
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cram me sideways posted:george foreman grill is indispensable bachelor kit. gov't should issue that to every person on their 18th birthday I don't see why you can't just use 2 hotplates like a George Forman grill, that way you can make noodles and tea too.
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Oct 21, 2015 19:46
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tomstuart posted:aiden if you say this to a rhythm you are in fact now a country singer
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Oct 21, 2015 19:50
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dad gay. so what posted:i think it would be funny to name your son "oliver twist" then kick him out and tell him his real parents are dead. he would eat gruel all the time and wear filthy rags for clothes then i would re-name him to "richy-rich" and watch his head explode when he found he was a billionaire. he would bathe in gold coins and eat filet minon for breakfast. what a frikken idiot. kids I thought you were going to mutilate his genitals whew.
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Oct 21, 2015 19:54
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Haha, wow, that'd be pretty crazy OP.
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Oct 21, 2015 19:55
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The Romans named their daughters after their father, and multiple daughters would just get numbers. IE Julius daughter is Julia, Julia 2, 3 etc. It would be the Roman way.
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Oct 21, 2015 20:17
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Medium Cool posted:Haha, wow, that'd be pretty crazy OP. Huh, yeah that's what I was thinkin.
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Oct 21, 2015 20:19
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Moonshine Rhyme posted:The Romans named their daughters after their father, and multiple daughters would just get numbers. IE Julius daughter is Julia, Julia 2, 3 etc. when in rome!! lol. j/k thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard go gently caress yourself
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Oct 21, 2015 20:20
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i'd name all my kids tad so I don't have to worry about them going to college
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Oct 21, 2015 20:21
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social vegan posted:i'd name all my kids tad so I don't have to worry about them going to college 
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Oct 21, 2015 20:22
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dad gay. so what posted:when in rome!! lol. j/k thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard go gently caress yourself Feeling super cucked right now 
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Oct 21, 2015 20:30
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Every child in my family is named the same. Mistake.
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Oct 21, 2015 22:04
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No. 6 posted:Every child in my family is named the same. Mistake. like hey No. 6, take No. 6 and No. 6 to school and then go to the grocery store with No. 6. haha number your kids but name them all the same number
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Australia's got you covered: A woman walks into the City Centrelink office, trailed by 15 kids . . . 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'Are they ALL yours?' 'Yeah, they are all mine,' the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Terry.' All the children rush to find seats. 'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.' 'This one's my oldest - he is Terry.' 'OK, and who's next?' 'Well, this one, he is Terry, also.' The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Terry. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Terri. 'All right,' says the caseworker. 'I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Terri?' Their Mother replied, 'Well, yes - it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Terry!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Terry!' an' they all come runnin.' An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Terry' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Terry.' The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?' 'I call them by their surnames!'
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ghlbtsk posted:like hey No. 6, take No. 6 and No. 6 to school and then go to the grocery store with No. 6. Name your kids 1, 2 and 4
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