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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
You make good posts that I enjoy and frequently cause me to laugh. Please continue to post.

That is all.

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
tomstuart is a notorious crop duster.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

is his real name tom stewart though?

is he a sham?

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
listen up loving medici i dont need your patronage to post even though its pretty much acknowelged that im the posting equivalent of MICHELANGEOLO

ill post how i want when i want and you can just stumble across my gold nuggets like a starving midwesterner wandering the sierra nevadas

by the way

ugggggghhhh

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Daedra posted:

tomstuart is a notorious crop duster.

i like to make elevator rides and cubicles as uncomfortable as possible for everyone else but me

sometimes i make sure it sounds like someone is tearing open a big sheet of saran wrap with rubber gloves

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

tomstuart posted:

i like to make elevator rides and cubicles as uncomfortable as possible for everyone else but me

sometimes i make sure it sounds like someone is tearing open a big sheet of saran wrap with rubber gloves

You are a wise man

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug

Daedra posted:

tomstuart is a notorious crop duster.

did you see him cut one on mondya night football

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
he seems to have an astonishing clean rap sheet so I'll concur

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
ts your avatar is pretty cool so you got that going for you

is it okay if i call you ts

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

not looking forward to requiring a powerful patron in order to continue to post

idk who would sponsor me

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
Reported for callout thread

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

not looking forward to requiring a powerful patron in order to continue to post

idk who would sponsor me

I'll sponsor you, DJF.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I've never really payed any extra attention to his posts but now I guess I will.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Daedra posted:

tomstuart is a notorious crop duster.

tomstuart is a retired clocksmith from Raleigh, North Carolina

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
i heard he eats his pizza with a knife and a fork like a bitchmade pussy


who the gently caress is tomstuart

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Shadow posted:

i heard he eats his pizza with a knife and a fork like a bitchmade pussy


who the gently caress is tomstuart

i think he did that song about free ballin

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

so is he like poster of the week or ...

does he get an upfront parking spot?





lucky..

*kicks rock forlornly*

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Applewhite posted:

I'll sponsor you, DJF.

this would not be appropriate

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

wow rude posted:

i think he did that song about free ballin

no that was bill murray

you are confused

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Thanks for racing those cars so fast tom "smoke" stuart

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

who

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Tomstuart is cool and good and also has a really good av. Really nice guy and he bought me a pizza one time no lie

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Free Nooner

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

Reported for callout thread

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Chinatown posted:

Free Nooner

i'll take 3

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Well if ts is such a great poster then why don't ya fuckin marry him 'tax?

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

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Champenema posted:

Well if ts is such a great poster then why don't ya fuckin marry him 'tax?

i would never marry a man with kids its a sign of the times

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Arian_Samurai posted:

Thanks for racing those cars so fast tom "smoke" stuart

oh god hes that guy

gently caress you tom stuart you should be in jail you loving murderer

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

tomstuart posted:

i would never marry a man with kids its a sign of the times

wow, you are wise!

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

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Champenema posted:

wow, you are wise!

im actually dead here is my obituary sorry everyone

quote:

Former Seattle businessman Thomas J. Stewart, his wife and their young daughter were among the five people killed in a helicopter crash north of Phoenix on Sunday, a spokesman for Stewart’s company, Services Group of America (SGA), said Monday.

“Authorities conducted a thorough ground and air search of the crash area Sunday afternoon and into the night,” a SGA spokesman said in a statement. “They are certain there were no survivors.”

The family was flying from Flagstaff to Scottsdale Air Park when the crash occurred.

It is reported that Mr. Stewart was eating a chili dog and spilled it in his lap and then tried to wipe it off and that's what caused this horrible accident it is a sad day for meat based condiments.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

tomstuart posted:

im actually dead here is my obituary sorry everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh90_IvVs4U

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

tomstuart posted:

im actually dead here is my obituary sorry everyone

did the chili dog survive? :ohdear:

Bamford Brownstone
Jul 21, 2010
Why would you eat a chili dog while flying a helicopter? That's just too badass to be safe. He got what he deserved. At least he didn't leave behind a grieving family though.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

tomstuart posted:

listen up loving medici i dont need your patronage to post even though its pretty much acknowelged that im the posting equivalent of MICHELANGEOLO

ill post how i want when i want and you can just stumble across my gold nuggets like a starving midwesterner wandering the sierra nevadas

by the way

ugggggghhhh

That's a real maverick there

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

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lowtax read one of my very few posts and got a chuckle out of it and somehow it got way out of hand i apologize to everyone for this gross oversight

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

tomstuart posted:

lowtax read one of my very few posts and got a chuckle out of it and somehow it got way out of hand i apologize to everyone for this gross oversight

We are all just jealous man don't sweat it

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I've been suckin' that dick for years, with nary a wink

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
:hfive: tommy

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

nice job tom, you've earned the respect of the big man upstairs, what are your plans now?

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Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

tomstuart posted:

lowtax read one of my very few posts and got a chuckle out of it and somehow it got way out of hand i apologize to everyone for this gross oversight

We appreciate your humility.

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