- Gay Horney
- Feb 10, 2013
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by Reene
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I was a at a club in the outdoor VIP area. My buddy Eric was talking to some giant Tongan dude and I was conversing with a sweet young lady who was having a great deal of trouble ensuring her breasts stayed within the confines of her dress. Eric decides to introduce me to his giant friend and he goes for a friendly handshake and this is in one smooth motion mean mugs me, midhandshake and doesn't let go and starts squeezing. I said alright that's enough what's your problem? And the dude is like "where the gently caress are you from? I said I'm from here. He's not satisfied--no, where's your family from? You look like you're from the east coast. I said what do you know about east coasters? He said I know they're the worst of the worst but some of em are the best of the best. I said yeah I'm Jewish, what do you know about the Jews? And he repeated his worst of worst best of the best line. Dudes face is just mean--not smiling but literally just baring teeth but the conversation has been, thus far, not going to immediately lead to a fight. So I say what about you? You don't look like you're from around here either. He says I'm German and Tongan. I wanted to ask if his parents were still together but technically that would be me getting personal first which I don't like to do. So he tells me that and I say okay take it easy. He thinks this is his in--the gently caress you mean take it easy? I raise my hands up peacefully and motion towards the door. I just thought you were leaving, I said. And he did.
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