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Nov 7, 2005

Let me smell (your hiking boots)

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Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
[Ask/Smell]

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Hey op I was thinking about this yesterday and I agree with you about the repulsive unknowability of the mind of a school janitor tenting out his navy coveralls on break over teen feet.

The thing I ended up thinking about toward the end of that consciousness exercise was that I bet the weirdos who want to have sex with the flat bottom part are all kumbaya with the weirdos who want to gently caress toes from the top and this kind of hugboxery between fetishists is indeed more inherently revolting than anything man has brewed up in a 50 gallon plastic Glad trashcan

raton fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Oct 22, 2015

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Sheep-Goats posted:

Hey op I was thinking about this yesterday and I agree with you about the repulsive unknowability of the mind of a school janitor tenting out his navy coveralls on break over teen feet.

The thing I ended up thinking about toward the end of that consciousness exercise was that I bet the weirdos who want to have sex with the flat bottom part are all kumbaya with the weirdos who want to gently caress toes from the top and this kind of hugboxery between fetishists is indeed more inherently revolting than anything man has brewed up in a 50 gallon plastic Glad trashcan

one time when i was in like third grade or something i opened the stall door of the boys room at school to find a janitor taking a poo poo. he looked up at me with this look that said, "kid, this isn't even close to the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me." i shut the stall door and left, never to speak of the event to anyone.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
still though yeah teenage girls haven't had time to get their feet really gross, so i can see the appeal there

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
so young, so beautiful

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Nov 7, 2005

Do they like dirty feet or clean feet?

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Nov 7, 2005

Are there elbow fetishists?

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I did a guy once who wanted to hold my balled up socks over his nose while I had sex with him, but then got really mad because they weren't stinky enough he said "I thought you said you'd been walking around all day".

It was pretty weird. I just have a fetish for sticking my wiener in things, and sticking wieners in my things.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

toggle posted:

Are there elbow fetishists?

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130207124205AAdM5ss

Postmastergeneral
Jan 11, 2005
Athletes foot all over your dick make you re evaluate your life. God bless

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
There are people that get turned on by eating poop and you're bewildered about feet? Are you a poop eater?

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Mad Monk posted:

There are people that get turned on by eating poop and you're bewildered about feet? Are you a poop eater?

there is a movie on amazon prime right now called "crazy murder" about a homeless guy who wanders around new york, poops, eats it, and kills people, and that's it, that's the movie

oops movie title

Maldoror fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Oct 23, 2015

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
This scenario came up in the confession thread, but I don't think it got a good answer. Basically, is it unethical to steal a toddler's shoes from a McDonald's Play Zone to masturbate into later?

I mean, I know it's unethical to steal the shoes, but does the act go beyond theft? Should we be more upset than if he'd stolen an adult's shoes to masturbate into?

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
In gay porn, foot fetish is tied in with dom/sub play

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
im really into face sitting but im not gonna ask you to understand it.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I wish one of them would just admit why they like it instead of being all weird and sneaky about it

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

RaceBannon posted:

im really into face sitting but im not gonna ask you to understand it.

why would you be into having a woman's vag and rear end (simultaneously) within a close distance of your face :confused:

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
OP how the gently caress do you *accidentally* watch foot fetish porn



Also, paging lowtax to this thread

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
What does freud say about this

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

king salmon posted:

What does freud say about this

That it revolved around your sorrow at the lack of having feet.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
it has to do with a low self image and thinking that you are only worthy of being stepped on or something

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Melmac posted:

why would you be into having a woman's vag and rear end (simultaneously) within a close distance of your face :confused:

i know. im loving sick

Modest Mauser
Oct 28, 2009

Foot fetish is weird. I had a coworker who would always ask me for pictures of my feet, nearly daily.
Pretty strange.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Freaky assholes take photos of my feet when they think I'm not looking, either because my feet are freaky hot or just regular freaky

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

It's the furthest body object from your sense of central identification and easily transmuted into a lifeless object to fetishize

The next step is pieces of clothing or prosthetics or something

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

A Strange Aeon posted:

This scenario came up in the confession thread, but I don't think it got a good answer. Basically, is it unethical to steal a toddler's shoes from a McDonald's Play Zone to masturbate into later?

I mean, I know it's unethical to steal the shoes, but does the act go beyond theft? Should we be more upset than if he'd stolen an adult's shoes to masturbate into?

Holy poo poo, can you have a pedo foot fetish? Is that still bad if youre really just into the kids feet? Jesus, these are questions I was never prepared to answer.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Horniest Manticore posted:

still though yeah teenage girls haven't had time to get their feet really gross, so i can see the appeal there

as someone who was in marching band in high school, lol at this statement

i had a bf who liked massaging my feet after band rehearsals, and i thought it was weird but innocent because i was a bit of a late bloomer

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
my wife told me a story the other day where she sat next to some guy in class and started talking about her bad circulation so her hands are feet and cold

then he got under the desk and grabbed her feet to check for himself (she was in flip flops)

then he offered to let her rest her feet on his lap for the rest of class to warm them up

fuckin weirdo

The Bible
May 8, 2010

I've got a serious thing for facial scarring on a woman, and even I think foot fetishists are loving weirdos.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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foot fetishism is really common because the part of your brain that handles feeling in your dick/vag is really really really close to the part that handles feeling your feet

foot massages feel really good because your brain treats them as a psuedo-handjob and so people begin to look at them sexually

hth op

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

The Saurus posted:

my wife told me a story the other day where she sat next to some guy in class and started talking about her bad circulation so her hands are feet and cold


reynaud's is a bitch

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Foot fetishists have defective brains and that's why they think stupid poo poo is sexy hth

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

boners are complicated beyond measure; it would take a lifetime to describe a single one.

Modest Mauser
Oct 28, 2009

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

boners are complicated beyond measure; it would take a lifetime to describe a single one.



Let me try : "disappointing".

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008



:heysexy:

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Fojar38 posted:

foot fetishism is really common because the part of your brain that handles feeling in your dick/vag is really really really close to the part that handles feeling your feet

foot massages feel really good because your brain treats them as a psuedo-handjob and so people begin to look at them sexually

this doesn't really make sense since the foot fetishists never touch or think about their own feet they just wanna perve on other peoples

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

some people are into the weirdest stuff. i once saw a guy kiss a girl on tv and i had to hold my tongue so as not to say anything to the rest of my mind.

u should have told him to be careful not to chip his tooth on the glass

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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
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FEET

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