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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

The foot bones connected to the
Ram bone

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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Can I just say that I hate flip flops

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

The Saurus posted:

my wife told me a story the other day where she sat next to some guy in class and started talking about her bad circulation so her hands are feet and cold

then he got under the desk and grabbed her feet to check for himself (she was in flip flops)

then he offered to let her rest her feet on his lap for the rest of class to warm them up

fuckin weirdo

No offense but if your wife didn't want her cold feet to have pervs propositioning she should do the bare minimum to protect her assets. Like socks and shoes.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Fojar38 posted:

foot fetishism is really common because the part of your brain that handles feeling in your dick/vag is really really really close to the part that handles feeling your feet

foot massages feel really good because your brain treats them as a psuedo-handjob and so people begin to look at them sexually

hth op

:stonk:


even the words "foot" and "feet" are distinctly unsexy

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

The Saurus posted:

this doesn't really make sense since the foot fetishists never touch or think about their own feet they just wanna perve on other peoples

I never touch my own vagina or boobs (because I a boy and don't have them), I just want to perv on hot naked ladies' boobs and vaginas. You dummy!


Also, foot fetishes are like 5x more common than homosexuality.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:

Toadvine posted:

Can I just say that I hate flip flops

Crocs are worse

Skeletome
Feb 4, 2011

Tell them about the tournament!


it looks like she has 10 toes

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
lmbo if you never hosed a foot, nerd

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

is it a foot fetish if you thinj stockings are sexy or is that a lingerie fetish or possibly a leg fetish? not like those kind that go up to the waist but the thigh high ones that clip to the fancy underpants.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

RedHotKick posted:

it looks like she has 10 toes

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
I knew a guy once who paid an escort to let him gently caress the space behind her knee. Why? Idk.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

feet are sturdy and dependable, like a good partner should be.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

I think that's just how her foot is positioned

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
One time in like...maybe 4th grade, I went with a friend to some kind of little meeting at the church across the street from the school. I guess the meeting that day was about the things Jesus did for his disciples or something. Whatever.

Anyhow, the dude running the meeting decided to show us how Jesus washed his disciples' feet. By individually washing our feet. I just went along with it, but it horrified my 10 year old self. I knew that it was wrong for some reason. That dude absolutely jacked off over the thought of our feet once he got home. No two ways about it.

I think about that day sometimes, when my mind wanders. I can still feel the way he caressed my foot; the way the sponge and the lukewarm water felt. It's probably why I won't let anybody see my feet.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Oct 26, 2015

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Hooded Reptile posted:

King of the Hill covered this, also Rex Ryan a nfl coach has a picture of his wifes feet on his desk. What ever floats your boat.

dead in real life
Jun 17, 2012

Horniest Manticore posted:

feet? what's sexy about feet? specifically the soles of feet. the foot fetish porn i've (ACCIDENTALLY) stumbled upon now and then really seems to focus on soles, specifically wrinkled/oiled soles. not my bag, but is it yours?? if it is, pls explain whats' sexy about feet

kthx

I dunno, my theory is that it's a body part with a distinctive appearance that tends to be covered up just often enough to where you notice when it's not covered up, and also feet require a certain amount of care to look alright (nail trimming and such at a basic level, or you go beyond that with nail polish and pedicures). I think you add all this up and you create something that can be pretty easily sexualized and fetishized.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
anyone ever had sex with a lady with a foot fetish? i have, it was odd tbqh

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



The Saurus posted:

I knew a guy once who paid an escort to let him gently caress the space behind her knee. Why? Idk.

did she raise and lower her shin and did it make fart sounds?

Surprisingly Dope
Jan 12, 2011

Lope burgs again
The feet make people horny.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

dead in real life posted:

I dunno, my theory is that it's a body part with a distinctive appearance that tends to be covered up just often enough to where you notice when it's not covered up, and also feet require a certain amount of care to look alright (nail trimming and such at a basic level, or you go beyond that with nail polish and pedicures). I think you add all this up and you create something that can be pretty easily sexualized and fetishized.

I think it has something to do with the way the brain works.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
What's so sexy about a vagina. Just a buncha meat slapped together

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
What's so sexy about dicks??? Everything! :swoon:

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Modest Mauser
Oct 28, 2009

Zzulu posted:

What's so sexy about a vagina. Just a buncha meat slapped together

People seem to agree that they are pretty comfortable. Like a sock, but for your penis.


Secks Cauldron posted:

What's so sexy about dicks??? Everythingnothing! :swoon:

Fixed that for you ever so slightly.

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