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Jigglesby
Jan 16, 2015

Worcetsershire suace

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Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

RanchoRube posted:

Worcetsershire suace

wish to shear sauce

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Stinky_Pete posted:

wish to shear sauce

New hamp shear

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
taarrrrrrrtar sauce mateys!

rgocs
Nov 9, 2011
Best condiment is hunger.

Your own, before you eat, not like world hunger, you evil people.

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
Just regular ole' Salt & Pepper.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

RanchoRube posted:

Worcetsershire suace

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
HP Sauce

God Damn Dam God
Dec 24, 2004

I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean.
Grimey Drawer
The blood of my enemies.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Justin Credible posted:

The best condiment is actually no condiment and having a palate and being able to appreciate the flavors of food and season it to an appropriate level with salt, pepper and maybe an applicable spice or two. Not slather everything in sauce because you literally do not know what real food tastes like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfEG15CLTqo

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Justin Credible posted:

The best condiment is actually no condiment and having a palate and being able to appreciate the flavors of food and season it to an appropriate level with salt, pepper and maybe an applicable spice or two. Not slather everything in sauce because you literally do not know what real food tastes like.

lol

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Justin Credible posted:

The best condiment is actually no condiment and having a palate and being able to appreciate the flavors of food and season it to an appropriate level with salt, pepper and maybe an applicable spice or two. Not slather everything in sauce because you literally do not know what real food tastes like.

https://youtu.be/51eeRc-y1iE?t=46

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
for pho, ban mis, and many other asian dishes: it's sriracha or the garlic chili sauce if you don't like heat
for mexican food: it's some sort of salsa (ranging from mild to scalding)
for hotdogs: it's a toss-up between ketchup, mustard, and relish. all 3 are important imho.
for burgers: it's mayo.
for french fries: i prefer ketchup actually

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

thathonkey posted:

for pho, ban mis, and many other asian dishes: it's sriracha or the garlic chili sauce if you don't like heat

uh or maybe sambal oelek if you don't want to splash spicy ketchup in your soup

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
sorry that's what i meant by garlic chili sauce are they two diff things?

i'm awarding you props for being cool and edgy enough to dislike sriracha though dont worry

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Justin Credible posted:

The best condiment is actually no condiment and having a palate and being able to appreciate the flavors of food and season it to an appropriate level with salt, pepper and maybe an applicable spice or two. Not slather everything in sauce because you literally do not know what real food tastes like.
Heh, joke's on you, I only eat on medieval peasant's pottage—ten quarts of water to a head of cabbage and the green leaves of one leek, with nary a sprig of parsley to flavor it.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Mountain dew

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Gravy is the best condiment, preferably pork gravy.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Nay, a pauper's life is best for me, I should think; not a single drop of ketchup shall stain my lip! Condiments are for those rich of blood and wide of girth.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

thathonkey posted:

sorry that's what i meant by garlic chili sauce are they two diff things?

i'm awarding you props for being cool and edgy enough to dislike sriracha though dont worry

oh word. I was thrown off by the "if you don't like heat" cause it's hotter by volume than sriracha

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

RanchoRube posted:

Worcetsershire suace

salty anchovy paste? nah son - spicy A1

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Balsamic vinegar + olive oil

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Mnoba posted:

mustard

Got it right on the first reply.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
fry sauce!

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
sauerkraut

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Hooded Reptile posted:

1 (8 oz.) pkg. cream cheese, softened
1/2 c. sour cream
3 tbsp. prepared horseradish
2 tbsp. fresh dill, chopped
1 tbsp. coarse ground mustard
2 tsp. red pepper sauce

this one.

Okay

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

King of Bees posted:

Or garum if you got the ballz to go there.

Garum is the best.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
RANCH DRESSING

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
3 pages and no mention of Yum Yum sauce?

Sounds like a piece of poo poo thread to me.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Dave_Indeed posted:

3 pages and no mention of Yum Yum sauce?

Sounds like a piece of poo poo thread to me.

90 calories per tablespoon? I don't think so, I will take my 0 calorie mustard, thank you.

Signed,

A non fatty

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.

Sokrateez posted:

sambal oelek

discuss

first post wins

close thread, nothing else even comes close

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


three squirts of titty milk

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

thathonkey posted:

there is no universal best condiment it varies by food imo

counterpoint: ranch dressing

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Honey can literally be added to everything on earth and either make it better or not make a negative change.

Try it. Think of a food or drink where a reasonable amount of honey would make it worse. It's impossible.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Ape Fist posted:

Just regular ole' Salt & Pepper.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

dad has the right answer here.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Crtl + F tells me no one has mentioned soy sauce.
What is this poo poo.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Honey can literally be added to everything on earth and either make it better or not make a negative change.

Try it. Think of a food or drink where a reasonable amount of honey would make it worse. It's impossible.

Rub honey on your face for a good complexion.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Das Boo posted:

Crtl + F tells me no one has mentioned soy sauce.
What is this poo poo.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but salted bean farts are actually bad

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