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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Made some flatbread pizzas today with a pesto base and some bacon n feta, dropped a spoonful of sambal on top, and drat that was literally the perfect condiment once again

another point for sambal oelek

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Srirancha is the only condiment you need.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

FormaldehydeSon posted:

anybody who says Sriracha is most likely autistic


the real answer is a combination of every other condiment

Sriracha ranch

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Whiskey Sours posted:

Sriracha ranch

numberoneposter posted:

Srirancha is the only condiment you need.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Whiskey Sours posted:

Sriracha ranch

Its Srirancha

E: like the other guy said yeah

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
this thread keeps getting better and better. i wonder what the new top condiment will be today??? - based on the votes and voting profiles of everyone in this thread. looking forward to the outcome! *crossing fingers*

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002
A pic of me relaxing at home

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Ranch or Cool Ranch?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Stinky_Pete posted:

I don't have to read the thread to know someone said sriracha, and that they are wrong.

it's obviously relish

Yeah! Red tomato relish is fantastic. Think I tried the green stuff and was far less impressed with that.

Also organic tomato sauce (ketchup to you yanks), at least the one I've got addicted to recently, a local Australian brew. I'm not one to claim organic stuff always tastes better, but this stuff is like 50 times tastier than the Heinz variety (who btw add real sugar here instead if cheapass corn syrup in U.S. mixes). I'm literally pouring the organic stuff it on a plate tonight and mopping it off with half-stale bread (being too fat & lazy to go buy more bread tonight), and loving it.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

a hole-y ghost posted:

Heh, joke's on you, I only eat on medieval peasant's pottage—ten quarts of water to a head of cabbage and the green leaves of one leek, with nary a sprig of parsley to flavor it.

a hole-y ghost posted:

Nay, a pauper's life is best for me, I should think; not a single drop of ketchup shall stain my lip! Condiments are for those rich of blood and wide of girth.

Did you become a ghost after you starved to death?

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
trojans

Fluo
May 25, 2007

RaceBannon posted:

I hear the sound of replica katanas being unsheathed.
:chef:








Fluo
May 25, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

Srirancha is the only condiment you need.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo-x0IlgrE0

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
dude needs to trim his face pubes

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


Dunk it all in soy sauce

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
That's that really weird kind of racism where you're like "look we should respect the opininions of the Vietnamese when it comes to jap food because they are a noble culture and pretty much the same thing I mean all Asians are alike, right?"

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

garum #1 for about a millennia still #1 in my :h:

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
butter

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
good bbq sauce imo

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


:eyepop:

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
Salt

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Hunger makes the best sauce.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



gleebster posted:

Hunger makes the best sauce.

P sure hunger is the lack of sauce, friend

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

The Walrus posted:

good bbq sauce imo
no, bad bbq sauce

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Marmite

I am a yank but it's still pretty good on toast and in gravy or w/e

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Dave_Indeed posted:

3 pages and no mention of Yum Yum sauce?

Sounds like a piece of poo poo thread to me.

I believe semen has been mentioned several times, thanks.

Herostratus posted:

Morrocan pickled lemon paste.
For any kind of sandwitch, but especially tuna or goat's cheese.

Any kind? For PBJs?


Yes, that is what a typical siracha person looks like.

Hey, you ever been around black people and notice how they're always getting hot chips and hot Cheetos and stuff? Siracha is like that but for, I guess, white people.

G-Mach
Feb 6, 2011

RanchoRube posted:

Worcetsershire suace

Best sauce

AlphaKeny1
Feb 17, 2006

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Hey, you ever been around black people and notice how they're always getting hot chips and hot Cheetos and stuff? Siracha is like that but for, I guess, white people.


yeah, white people ruin everything good.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPEK9aPmYWk

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
maple syrup is pretty good, like honey but better

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Spicy mustard

goddamn I love mustard

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the answer is jam

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
lemon juice
balsamic vinegar

keep it simple!

naem
May 29, 2011

Rutibex posted:

maple syrup is pretty good, like honey but better

Tree juice

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
I can't believe nobody said Angry Lady yet.

Try it and see the light

Some goon did a writeup http://www.goonswithspoons.com/Spicy_Chili_Crisp_(Angry_Lady_Sauce,_Lao_Gan_Ma)

Hopper fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Oct 25, 2015

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

naem posted:

Tree juice

ahem, tree sauce

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
the best condiment is the one i like best, obviously. lmao at all you other goons and your so called "taste buds"

monosodium glutamate 4eva

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
my cum

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Avocado in or on sushi is the loving worst

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CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Code Jockey posted:

Avocado in or on sushi is the loving worst

no

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

the answer is jam

JaAm?

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